BullShit :: And You Can Too!
I understand what it’s like to be new to “the industry.” I was once like you :: Poor and depressed :: Desperately searching for meaning. I used to struggle just to make ends meet :: living paycheck {to disability check} to paycheck. I was twenty-seven years old and I’d hit rock bottom :: Making $7.50 an hour turning boxes into flat pieces of cardboard for my Uncle Randy’s recycling company. I could barely afford to get drunk {correction :: tithe}.
But now EVERYTHING has changed for me. My life has been completely transformed by the amazing power of BullShit! That’s right {and you can too!} :: BullShit has allowed me to live a life I never thought possible.
A few years ago, if I needed garbage bags and cat food :: I would have to borrow my ex-wife’s Corolla and drive to Walmart. But now :: thanks to the power of BullShit :: I take this Super-Stretch-Escalade and go to Target! That’s right bitches :: Target. Whether it’s all night disco parties and super hip action :: Or just burritos and laser tag with the boys :: I’m arriving in a style that says, “I spend SICK amounts of MONEY just gettin there” :: And that probably means respect.
If you also want to live a life full of glamor, limos, and … and … and other stuff that rich type people have :: Then you need to leverage the power of BullShit in your own life. Imagine how your friends {and your snobbish older sister} will feel when you start having hot parties with beautiful people in the back of your own Escalade limo. I’m sure you CAN’T wait.
Well let’s get started TODAY! Let me be your personal guide to the magical world of BullShit. I can show you how to use BullShit to go from being a nobody :: To being a SOMEBODY {all caps!} :: In less time than it takes you to say, “I believe in Jack in the Beanstock!”
Introducing the info product that will absolutely change your life ::
Saying You Did When You Didn’t :: {A Super-Successful Entrepreneur’s Guide to BullShit}
The S.Y.D.W.Y.D. program has everything you need to start making money NOW! {including :: pdf’s, mp3′s, mp4′s, etc.} I could charge up to infinity for this product and you’d still be getting a good deal {it’s literally that good} … but then I’d price everyone out of the market for this life changing product. Fortunately for you, I’m an altruist and I just can’t let that happen :: So I’m making it available at the ridiculously low price of $3,200.
You’re thinking :: “Wow! That really is a low price for the satisfaction of ALL of my ill conceived dreams. But how do I know that you, a former box-breaker-downer, actually know and understand the secret of BullShit?”
Well, what if I told you that wasn’t actually my limo in the picture? And what if I told you that all of my talk {about hot parties and trips to Target} was just hype contrived for your benefit? That’s right! I made it ALL up … it’s all BullShit. The limo was stuck in traffic :: And digital cameras are cheap. But wait there’s more :: The program is complete BullShit too. It’s little more than me stammering into a mic for six tedious hours. But that’s not going to stop you from buying it :: And that’s the POWER of BullShit!
Act Now! I’ve already sold 5000 copies :: Only five more will be sold and then I’m taking this product off the market permanently {absolutely no exceptions} :: Leaving you hopeless and depressed for the rest of your life.
If you don’t buy my Bullshit now :: How can you possibly believe that other people will buy yours in the future?
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:: read one now before you die of stupid.
You've almost made me choke on my lunch… :)
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I'll try harder next time {maniacal laughter}.
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But really … I didn't! (If I buy a copy
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(crap – either I can't type or something ate the rest of my sentence…) If I buy a copy, do I have to trade my bike for a stretch Hummer?
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As they say in this "industry" coming up with something REMARKABLE like "BULLSHIT" is the key to success! (both online and offline!)
BULLSHIT can be used in any business or industry you are in! The most remarkable thing ABOUT "BULLSHIT" is that it is easy to use and gives you an that unfair [fair] advantage over your competition!
If you are not USING BULLSHIT, you're leaving MONEY on the table!
I haven't tried BULLSHIT myself YET, but from what I understand about people, psychology, and marketing, BULLSHIT is something that just might work for me and so many others!
I recognize how profound, powerful and useful BULLSHIT can be in todays world!
If you are looking for testimonials on using BULLSHIT CORRECTLY to achieve the life I have always dreamed of, I would be happy to be a Beta Tester and share my results with the world!
I really am one of the lucky ones and have seen how useful BULLSHIT can be, just from reading your blog and what you have already shared with me about BULLSHIT!
"finally someone discovered JUST HOW effective something like BULLSHIT can be, if implemented and applied on a daily basis to achieve great "RESULTS!" {Isn't that what this is all about?~ RESULTS?!!!}
Thanks Droid!
BULLSHIT can be worth millions, and you COULD be charging more for it…However, I know you don't really care about all the money that you COULD make from BULLSHIT, it is all about making this available to EVERYONE at a reasonable price!
Thank God {Salty Droid} for sharing and explaining how BULLSHIT CAN work, and for making it available to the public. (and for exposing this "HIDDEN under the RADAR" secret most Guru's would NEVER share!)
~Karin
P.S.- I tried something like BULLSHIT before, and it NEVER worked for me..
{I was probably doing something wrong!}
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Karin :: I'm glad you found this free BullShit tutorial useful … the sooner you send me a check … the sooner your success can begin in full {unless you are lazy and you don't care about your own success … then NO program can help you … but still send me your money and let's find out}.
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My eyes have been opened! If I'd only known the true value of BULLSHIT, I wouldn't have been flushing it away for free all these years. Straining and straining, only to dispense my innermost riches for nothing in return. Now, I smell OPPORTUNITY, among other things. Thanks, Droid!
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
There is nothing so sad as wasted nuggets!
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You don't have to actually trade in your bike :: But it's probably a good a idea to tell people that you have. Unless, of course, your bike is encrusted with diamonds that were mined by one armed child laborers in South Africa :: Because that just SCREAMS success.
Glad you tried the Twitter sign on thing :: It seems to work :: Horah!
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Have I missed out? I can't find the order button, have you a notification list or anything so I can be first to know when this BULLSHIT is available again?
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“I spend SICK amounts of MONEY just gettin there" really is that why u have a .info paying $1.99 a year? you stupid pathetic loser and stop hiding behind you lie of a life cuz 1 day i will hunt you down and get all the stuff i need to know about u and i will ruin u. i bet u live in yo mama's basement. oh by the way, call my mom a trader look at you hiding behind your pathetic lie of a life u have going on here GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
1. Let me explain something to you boy :: See :: I don't arrive in a style that says, "I spend sick amounts of money" :: I usually walk :: And intentionally overt displays of wealth sicken me :: That's just a hilarious fucking joke about the kind of scummy bastards that your Mom is in such constant service of.
2. I have .info because your Mom's BFF Perry Belcher :: Registered all my other domain names like the two bit lie telling bitch that he is :: http://www.saltydroid.info/deiss-and-belchers-big…
3. If she really is your Mom then know this :: First, I called her a traitor … which is different than a trader. Second, I'm after Belcher … I only talked to her cause she always talking to him. I hope she stops talking to him … and that she, and you, have nice lives.
Good job standing up for your Mom.
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HYSTERICALLY ROFLMFAO!
{Seriously, I can't stop laughing!!}
Tears are actually rolling down my face!
That was the best comment I have read web20empire! Especially the 1 day I will hunt you down part…good luck on that! That is so original…I bet no one has ever been so bold and passionate about ruining the Droid!
{still LMAO!}
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a concerned observer Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
You all need a tremendous amount of help
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I especially need help :: Are you volunteering?
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Salty, I bet your Mom is proud of you – - even if you do live in her basement!
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
;) nice
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LOL you call people’s momz??????????? I did not see this post up until just now LMAO!!!! You are too much like me … too much! LOL I thought I was the only one calling up people’s momz and neighbors, church mates, co-workers, bosses, gardeners. Well he shouldn’t have put his mom into it. Dumbass maggot brain. lol lol lol
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SD Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Nope :: I don’t call people’s Moms … so it is just you.
His Mom was talking up Perry Belcher on Twitter :: and was about to buy Social Media Money System. I called her a “traitor to justice” on Twitter :: she didn’t appreciate it and her young’in came here to put up a defense.
Later this night she had a change of heart about Belcher :: She didn’t hand over her money :: And I apologized for calling her a traitor.
Victory! {without Mom calling}
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Well, I’m just now finding this post ( I like the way your site brings them up when people comment – I’m lazy that way) and I am having trouble believing in your particular BULLSHIT. My problem is that everybody knows that in order for BULLSHIT to be effective, it has to be trade-marked. Since I don’t see the little (R) or (TM) anywhere, I think you are just passing hot air.
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_cartman_ Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 9:01 pm
hahaha….I just saw this post myself….I can’t believe this is real Bullshit….since there is no application process….any real program which works so great always requires you to apply…I mean you can’t just hand the “keys to the kingdom” on money alone. I’m calling shananigans on your bullshit salty….but just in case it’s not….i just deposited money in you paypal account.
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Hey, want to know why BULLSHIT isn’t working? Hint: It’s not what you think. Now presenting NEW! And improved HORSESHIT! It’s the next level of BULLSHITTING on Steroids!
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[...] end with a more upbeat comment quote. This one left by my very own :: oft mentioned :: Mother {link} [...]
i love your site, i am a moron myself, in that i run a web development company i have like 30 staff members, yet, everyday i realise i have no clue about the net and what it has morphed into, yeah sure there will always be a place for moron HTML and design companies such as myself, but you hear about these marketing scams and you see them and the high pressure sales tactics, it is like the old days of insurance salesmen at your door, except now it is digital, what is surpirsing i think is that people STILL fall for this crap, even i did!, i spent i think it was only $9.95 of your american dollars and purchased a e-book from “the rich jerk”, being in business as long as i have look i know money don’t come easy or quick and it begs the question if such millions can be made why share the knowledge ????, shame people don’t see it for what it is.
I find particular humour in the value placed upon the items, such as the 197 value, the $2097 value etc etc etc, it is hilarious how they can pick am arbitrary number from the sky and people fall for it.
sorry rambling now, but in summary thanks for this site :), it is cool and has brought much happiness to my mundane monday morning.
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