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Harlan Kilstein :: Victimizing the Victim

Author == 2 June 2009 28 Comments

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Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein isn’t all about Finger Healing, bad posture, and Internet scams. He has other hobbies too. Here are some of Dr. Kilstein’s favorite things ::

  • Hot vinegar colonics {3 per day}
  • Movies starring Sandra Bullock {3 per day}
  • Pretending to understand sports
  • Sexual confusion {not recommended}
  • Shopping at Dumpies {Apparel for misshapen men}
  • Viciously attacking the survivors of rape and sexual assault … and those who advocate on their behalf

Oh No You Didn’t! – {A play in one act}

[StreetUrchins 1 & 2 will both be played by ShrunkenDown GordonBrowns]

ACT 1

StreetUrchin 1 :: WAIT WAIT WAIT!! That last one … go back to that one … it sounded a bit unorthodox.  Did he happen to say “attacking the victims of sexual assault, and their advocates?” Because that’s what it sounded like to me.  Please tell me that’s not what he said … gov’nor.

StreetUrchin 2 :: Well, someone has to do it … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: No, I don’t think so.  I’m pretty sure no one has to … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 2 :: Who amongst us is brave enough to stand up for the rights of the Powerful to oppress and victimize the Weak? … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: WHAT?!? That’s not bravery you daft prick … it’s cowardice.  The powerful are already defended by the corrupt institutions from which power flows.  They DON’T need any extra fucking help … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 2 :: Well, if no one does it … then people will start thinking they should report EVERY rape.  We don’t want that … imagine all the paper work … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: Oy Vey!Gov’nor

{The End.}

Dr. Kilstein {Posting as “rebtsvi”} attacking victims who reported a Rabbi for sexual misconduct {Link} ::

“It’s a sham.

There’s no evidence. Just a bunch of looney tunes women with mental issues.

There aren’t any victims of Rabbi Tendler.

It is all a manufactured coordinated sham but a bunch of malcontent sick people who have banded together and given themselves a cause.”

Oh Sweet Jesus! Oh .. I .. I mean .. did he just .. what the .. ah .. bleeeeeep .. {Error 426 :: Loss_for_Words}

“What, it isn’t enough that your strange kinky perversions are made known on one blog, you need the entire world to know about your relationship with NAMBLA?

Stop smoking crack. It’s affecting your brain.

You’re repeating yourself. It’s a sign of heavy drug use.

You are a master-baiter in the art of presupposition.

Where did you get this crap from dirt bag?”

Dr. Kilstein reserves some of his worst venom for Vicki Polin.  She deserves it!  Vicki is a trained trauma counselor and a survivor of abuse.  She’s been advocating for victims for more than 20 years.  Vicki is the Executive Director of a non-profit advocacy group :: The Awareness Center :: Their web site is stacked full of useful links and information in the battle against sexual predators.  Dr. Doofus, show us what you got ::

Vicki, what do little children taste like?

Do you remember eating them?

I don’t know why, perhaps it’s part of your schizo personality, that you have to take up space on two blogs.

It could be because Vicki is incredibly hungry for baby barbecue but there may just be another reason.

Your fat alter ego wants to invent an abuse allegation.

All she does is blame her therapist.  She’s never taken responsibility for it.

Vicki has spent her life failing to distinguish between the innocent and the guilty.”

Yep! That’s our loving friend Dr. Kilstein.  I hope Vicki learned her lesson {apparent lesson = people are fucking AWFUL and trying to help them is a total crap job}.

Jewish Survivors of Sexual Violence Speak Out :: And AssHole Kilstein speaks back :: {Link :: Link}

“Since you can’t seem to shut your mouth, I guess I’ll have to have your gmail account shut down as well.

You just don’t know when to shut up.

Oh, and here’s the best one!

I’m working on a very special project, just for you. When you see it, I’m sure you’ll be pleased.

So ______, keep this up if you like. So far, your reptation has taken a beating.

All the people who saw your emails asked if you were mentally disturbed.”

And How! Trying to destroy the reputation of the victims publicly … while threatening them privately.  That’s totally old school {in the bad way}.

Well guess what Kilstein?  You disgusting pervert :: You rat fuck :: You sick cowardly sycophant :: You have just become a “Very Special Project” of mine.  I will haunt your every move from now until the Robot Invasion :: You are FINISHED on the Internet.  Watch and learn!

>> bleep bloop

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  • Carl said:

    This is seriously shocking stuff – Harlan Kilstein’s behavior is absolutely outrageous. The mean, vicious attacks he made (under the comments in the blog link above) are just incredible, and extremely cold blooded. I cannot fathom how any human being could possibly think the way he does. His words and mindset are just frightening.

    It would be interesting to know more about the references in that same blog post to Kilstein’s alleged skirmish with the law. He even makes reference to it, so there must be something there.

    And this is the same guy some people actually look to for advice on matters of business? I think I’d find a better role model. There is NO WAY I’d ever send a dime to someone like this!

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  • Axel said:

    That’s certainly stomach-turning. Nothing like hammering a victim for being a victim. Kindness and compassion, where are you?

    And a 3-times-a-day hot vinegar colonic? Wow! One REALLY has to wonder about that 2nd colonic, which presumably would consitute a “mid-day” colonic. That seems terribly inconvenient, although–given Kilstein’s tact–it’s plausible that he’d stop in the middle of a business meeting for a quick-drain right there on the conference table.

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  • anonymous said:

    Oh dear Lord, yet another one! Where do you find all these dickheads? Perry Belcher, David Schirmer, Harlan Kilstein, and the list goes on. Actually they are a very small minority aren’t they are very small brained people too. To even think that what they do is ok makes them much smaller again. These guys will be hounded forever because they can never do the right thing. Its in their blood to suck off good people and threaten them when they squawk. Bloody fools.

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  • Doctor Defamation « The Salty Droid said:

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  • Boke Beards said:

    HOLY SHIT! This one looks like it could go VERY deep.

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  • Meeting Doctor Wrong « The Salty Droid said:

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  • ger said:

    Nothing on this blog makes any sense at all.

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    Wyrd Reply:

    @ger,

    Actually, things on this blog do make sense, but you have to give it more than a cursory glance.

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  • dur said:

    I don’t understand a fucking thing on this incoherent blog of yours. Not only is this a personal attack blog has little to no evidence but it’s just typed up conversations of your own sick and twisted form of reality. Not only do I feel sorry for you, but the world is now dumber for having to read this since like me were really digging deep in this page to see where the real evidence was. I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.

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    SD Reply:

    I’m sorry you’re so dumb.

    All this post does is point to evidence. Do you know what a hyperlink is? Watch that episode of The Video Professor and then try again.

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    Ziffleman Reply:

    Sounds like a malfunctioning KilsteinBot running on a 1985 version of MS-DOS with insufficient ram. Reboot, sucker.

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    MENSA Society Reply:

    I think the blog is quite coherent, witty, entertaining, and informative in more ways than just busting scammers,but then I’ve got a good imagination.

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    Name Not Important Reply:

    To both Ger and Dur (lovely names, by the way. Are you twins?)

    You both seem to be expressing some confusion and lack of understanding about the primary point of this blog.

    So, let me try and help you with this. Here are some study tips that may be of assistance.

    Step 1: Read (preferably with your eyes open)
    Step 2: Think (about what you’re reading)
    Step 3: Understand (the super simple-to-comprehend message)

    Hopefully that cleared it up for you. It’s really not all that difficult, but you must begin with a clear mind and a quiet room. And a closed mouth helps too.

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    “Nothing on this blog makes any sense at all.”
    “I don’t understand a fucking thing”

    Ger-Dur

    Just like the steel beam, but not spelt the same. Why not get hooked on monkey fonics, it will help. If ewe know how to “spell” the words, ewe will be able to look up their meaning, and then things will make sense.

    http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/south-park/season-3/#clip11428

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    froylein Reply:

    I think “both” ger and dur (“ger” is the Hebrew for “stranger”, go figure) forgot to sign their intellectual masterpieces with “Peace.”

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    Bruce Reply:

    Maybe in his next career attempt, Kilstein will change his name to “Ger Dur” and switch to “Toe Healing.”

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    gap aka ger Reply:

    I was probably out of line that night. Not for defending someone like Harlan, but for spitting at you because I ended up getting conned by someone like Harlan and took it out on you and whoever I pleased. Any similarity between my writing and Harlan’s is a huge, icky, coincidence. Please accept my apologies if I was unduly rude to you.

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  • SD (author) said:

    Ger & Dur = not the same.

    Ger had a few other uncool things to say about The Droid as well. But he has since apologized via email … and has been forgiven.

    His blog … http://troopalsucks.blogspot.com/

    Sometimes people think they are mad at me … but they are really just mad at themselves. I can take it.

    IMO :: Harlan has never left a comment here … she’s too afraid of me.

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    gap aka ger Reply:

    As you can see, your somewhat abstract style inspired me.

    And yeah, I saw the light regarding Harlan alright, and I did apologize in an email.

    Speaking of Harlan…I need to work on a refund. Will keep you posted.

    I’m honored that you linked me. I was planning on writing a little blip about my experience with Harlan on another little blog.

    So you know, I’m a she, but I often think my aggression comes across awfully 16 y/o male. :)

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  • balding-overweight-shrivled-up-jaundiced-over-ripe-fermented-wanna-be-copywriter said:

    you mean to tell us that Harlan D. Kilstein is afraid? ? ? ? Miss Harlan sure has a lot of chutzpa with those he thinks are too afraid to stand up to him.

    Quiet as a church mouse. Maybe Miss Harlan is choking on his own vinegar colonic since he has his head so far up his own ass.

    Guess the little sissy knows when to pick her battles ;)

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