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Apologists to the Queen Mary

Author == SD 30 April 2009 3 Comments

silly-rabbit

Not everyone is in love with The Salty Droid {inexplicable!} :: Apparently, some people would rather NOT be informed that their Prophet of False Hope is a scum sucking maggot.  In a darker age :: I’d have been burned as witch long ago.  But in the Information Age there has been a significant decrease in the deadliness of slings and arrows.

The Apologists {flinging fecal globules}

StinkMarketer :: Calling yourself a Salty Droid is lame and you’re annoying. Stop following me.

ChinHair :: you sure are a salty fella. must be miserable being so angry all the time…

TurdKing :: @ChinHair yeah! I just hope he can hate on me too! lol I’m looking forward to it! b/c I love haters… they = more exposure! :)

FlyingLow :: wow that is some smear campaign you got there! I have nothing but good things to say about them personally

HoustonHustler :: man what are you talking about

AssKisser :: didn’t Tupac or was it @iamdiddy say “Don’t hate the Player ~ Hate the Game!” …. so why you filled w/ so much hate?

TexasTurdBall :: admirable attempt at banter though once again sub par in cleverness and logic. Sorry to be dismissive but it’s just sad. Enjoy

GlassMenagerie :: I’ve known Matt for a lot longer than that. I’d appreciate it if you kept your animosity to yourself. #mkmd16

GreenMan :: @BallSack warned me about you – we believe you are a 12 year old living vicariously through internet marketing superstars

EmptyHead :: That’s a shame. Think love and love will follow…xx

FlipperDouche :: I stand for @EvilJowls! I have met the man and he is pure with a huge heart! Assholes that would malign him, are assholes!

BuildingDebt :: WOW, that’s a lot of hate.

MissingDNA :: Thank you for ensuring that anything sent me in a reply only reflects THE unconditional love without judgment; TRUTH & LOVE WIN!

MixedMessages :: Go away and drown dude. Bad vibes not welcome. Get a life! Bye

VeganHypocrite :: I get the distinct impression that you have @EvilJowls e-penis envy. #justsayin

run.Mass_Response

{roll eyes}

{shake head with dramatic slowness}

{heavy sigh}

{thick fucking condescension}

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3 Comments »

  • Justice said:

    Those responses underscore how we’ve become a largely opportunistic society, where morality is decided on the fly and routinely takes a back seat to convenience and instant personal gratification.

    Consider the surprising number of people who say they have “met Perry Belcher” and he “seems like a nice guy” despite all of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. To those with a kneejerk defense for Belcher, the convicted felon: Perhaps as long as Belcher is a seemingly nice enough guy to YOU, or you get something out of the connection, then whatever harm he does to others is o.k. with you. But that says as much about your character as his.

    People need to remember this: Perry Belcher did what he did for YEARS, and it wasn’t a one time ‘accidental slip’ that resulted in his felony conviction. It was a long-established, intentional LIFESTYLE. A life of greed, lies, selfishness, and deception. Does anyone REALLY think his recent criminal CONVICTION magically “changed” him into an honorable person just like that? Can a leopard change its spots?

    We all need to salute the Droid for keeping this fire burning, and keeping not only PERRY BELCHER, but those of convenient conscience ACCOUNTABLE. That includes those who promote and worship him in order to fatten their own wallets. There doesn’t seem to be much real backbone out there.

    Thank you, Droid.

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    # 30 April 2009 at 8:43 pm
  • MikeFitz said:

    Hear! Hear! Justice.

    Keep up the good work, Salty. Belcher’s success depends on brainless followers. Thanks for warning us about this list of clowns.

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    # 2 May 2009 at 1:28 am
  • Julie O said:

    That is so funny, I also think they a list of clowns. They seem to be all the same shape. Makes you wonder whats on the inside, if anything. Good work too and of course you wouldn’t remove all the crappy messages, they cannot handle the truth of how people feel about them thats they they are forever trying to shut people up. How sad, they find it offensive. Well I find their stuff offensive too. I have a list of funny names that match theirs but might not put it up on here. I don’t want to offend anyone except these sorts of people because all they ever do is use people and basically suck.

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    # 5 May 2009 at 3:13 am

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