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Perry Belcher: On Bullshit

Author == SD 15 March 2009 14 Comments

According to Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher, Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher is a changed man! And he’s been “very open” about his past.  After all, he occasionally links to a “tell-all” video about his past {My Past Exposed}.  The video is on YouTube, and it’s ridiculously titled “How Social Media Saved My Life.”

The video is full of classic con-man posturing and artifice :: Translation :: {It’s Total Fucking BS!}

Evil Jowls doesn’t admit to a SINGLE thing!  He casts aspersions and blame.  He castigates others.  He implies that only the wicked would dare speak out against him.  And of course :: HE PUFFS HIMSELF UP :: Extraordinarily! :: Remember {here} that in sum, his cash and assets were worth less than $1.5 million.

The Droid’s Hipster Remix is only 55 sec.  The idiotic stuttering and stammering are gone.  As are all the Bullshit “I’m a fragile and vulnerable human” moments.  What’s left is just the guts, with the clips in sequence.

It’s not an apology or an admission.  It’s just the fucking LIES, and POSTURING, of a low-life CON MAN!

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14 Comments »

  • Danny Brown said:

    Great job and kudos to you for continuing to expose people that might otherwise slip under the radar. Somehow a suspended sentence and sale of goods doesn’t quite cut it as “punishment”.

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    # 15 March 2009 at 1:47 pm
  • sd (author) said:

    Thanks Danny!

    I agree, it’s a fucking farce that he walked away! However, on current form {in CLEAR violation of his probation terms}, he’ll be back in jail by the end of the year.

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    # 15 March 2009 at 2:13 pm
  • HM said:

    Sounds like that other Aussie guy is in good company. What a wanker.

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    # 15 March 2009 at 8:50 pm
  • Chez said:

    I actually saw him at Underground 5, an internet marketing conference. He gave his same story about how much money he had, the FDA approval he had, the “silly” little law that made his sales pages too “hypey” and that he’s the victim. I don’t know him personally, but during his “emotional” and “moving” speech there was a fire drill… which helped him sell his crap ten-fold. Perry promised to set up allll the social media sites for them and promised 25,000 followers within a month. I’m starting to think the fire drill was staged.

    Classy individual.

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    # 23 March 2009 at 7:43 pm
  • sd (author) said:

    ha! That comment makes The Droid happy. Thanks Chez. Fake fire drill :: Sounds almost too smart for this jackass

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    # 23 March 2009 at 9:13 pm
  • Joe S said:

    did you know that belching is an eruction from the digestive tract. i bet he guy has had a complex since he was a kid because of his name. he probably is full of hot gas too. too funny.

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    # 25 March 2009 at 5:34 am
  • Karin Hiebert said:

    ROFLMAO!

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    # 3 April 2009 at 9:05 pm
  • interested said:

    Love your site, but in all seriousness, why are people giving this guy so much credibility. He was recently promoted by Andy Jenkins, Matt Bacak and many many more for his Google stuff. And the google stuff is amazingly sophomoric. Have you looked at the terms of his parole? Is one of the conditions that he not be able to sell on the Internet or is that too broad a condition from the court? Just asking..

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    # 28 April 2009 at 9:07 am
  • Puzzling said:

    You gotta hand it to Perry Belcher. He likes to make as much money with as little actual work as he possibly can. His Twitter tweets are nothing but automated, republished DIGG headline links; his phoney medical ebooks were written by non-medical Phillipines outsource writers; and he feeds his blog farm rss feeds of generic articles pulled from elsewhere.

    There isn’t much unique or personal or of any real value coming out of that guy.

    Yet, he somehow still gets people to give him their money.

    That ranks as one of the wonders of the world.

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    # 5 May 2009 at 1:36 pm
  • Lookee said:

    Speaking of bullshit, how about Perry Belcher’s talk in Austin where he says building his Twitter following was “hard work.” Yeah, if you are the computer script that does it all for someone, I suppose. Sage advice, nowhere to be found!

    This video is hilarious:

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    # 6 May 2009 at 4:53 pm
  • Joe said:

    Whats up his arse? His voice gets higher the more he gets excited. What a “I can pretend I know everything and these suckers will want it” dickhead.

    He is even stupid enought to say that “people with do business with people that they like” that is why I would never do business with the likes of him or that Schirmer guy or Bacak BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THEM AND I DO NOT TRUST THEM! If they cannot be honest about what they are doing and if they do stuff that affects other people negatively while crowing about being the best there is then that is an open invitation to be hard drill questioned and exposed. It is absolute bullshit, they know it but they also know how to screw people. It is so damn disgraceful that there should be many more laws against people like this. One strike are you have a warning, two strikes and you are gone, three strikes and you are locked up…..simple!

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    # 6 May 2009 at 5:54 pm
  • Perry Belcher's decade long Fake Pill scam exposed. | The Salty Droid said:

    [...] “confession,”  he blows off the medical fraud incident as FDA/Government gotchaism {here}.  That’s an easy lie to believe because the FDA *sucks* :: And government frequently proves [...]

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    # 19 June 2009 at 11:29 pm
  • LMFAO said:

    Thank you Salty Droid. This has been great therapy!

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    SD Reply:
    October 21st, 2009 at 3:00 am

    You are welcome citizen :: My bill is the mail …

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    # 21 October 2009 at 1:15 am

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