The Salty Droid doesn’t do interviews :: so don’t bother asking me. Go suck yourself!

But it has been almost three years :: and my fake secretary Debbie thinks it’s time to start saying yes rarely … instead of never. She’s usually almost always wrong :: but if you make the little people think that their opinions count … then you can pay them less!

Paying people less :: aka The American Dream … get some less pay for yourself … TODAY … you deserve it!

So if you want to hear Jason being serious instead of me being fucking awesome :: and I don’t know why you would :: then here you go …

Interviewing a Fake Robot
{warning :: this interview does not contain inappropriate language}

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