The Salty Droid is Dead :: Long Live The Salty Droid

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The rumor of my untimely demise {lamely started by me} proves FALSE :: 4 Shizzle! :: I’m BACK bitches! blorp bloop! Rising from the grave I was never in … to become The King I fucking imagine myself to be.
{ imagined applause :: Cheers :: Pats on the metal back :: One douche starts jeering :: But I make the best of it :: Back to the applause, it’s even louder now}
Don’t get me wrong, I still love WordPress.Com :: She’s been a good woman to me. I love how she was like: “Just write you lazy prick … people don’t come to websites to look at impressive CSS!” Yeah so true .. so true. Just write! It’s like, hippie chick, and stuff. But she’s simple … you know? And I mean, I love that about her … I really do. It was so charming at first … made me feel warm. But sometimes you’d just rather be with someone who showers … and has widgets …
Debbie, take a letter! ::
Dear BadGuys,
I haven’t really been gone :: I’ve been watching you :: I’ve been feeling the sulfuric vapors of your breathing on my screens. Guess what?? Now I’m going to be EVEN WORSE! The more you wiggle and squirm :: The more I see where you are weak {and just how very weak you are}.
Enjoy today … because tomorrow I start tearing you a new one inside the new one I already tore you.
Your New Old Friend,
SaltyDroid.info
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Awesome! This is just like a summer blockbuster: Revenge of the Droid, Part 2. And it's sure to be the best sequel ever. Welcome back, SD. And coincidentally, your initials also stand for Seek & Destroy. Coincidence? I think not! Scammers, watch out!
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Love the new site. All the best on your mission!
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Congrats on the New Blog!
Who knows? Added a fun yet serious poll to see who really does know! ;)
Fun Times at the Droid's New Home!
All the Best!
Your Friend {ALWAYS}
Karin
[polldaddy 1717854 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1717854/ polldaddy]
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I like the new site. The theme is better than the other one. I found on the previous site it was a litle confusing to work out who said what in the comments because the commenter's name was below the comment – this version is much easier to work out.
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I think the Droid might be Obama in disguise. :)
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Long live saltydroid.info .
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