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The Salty Droid is Dead :: Long Live The Salty Droid

Author == SD 18 June 2009 5 Comments

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The rumor of my untimely demise {lamely started by me} proves FALSE :: 4 Shizzle! :: I’m BACK bitches! blorp bloop!  Rising from the grave I was never in … to become The King I fucking imagine myself to be.

{ imagined applause :: Cheers :: Pats on the metal back :: One douche starts jeering :: But I make the best of it :: Back to the applause, it’s even louder now}

Don’t get me wrong, I still love WordPress.Com :: She’s been a good woman to me.  I love how she was like: “Just write you lazy prick … people don’t come to websites to look at impressive CSS!”  Yeah so true .. so true.  Just write! It’s like, hippie chick, and stuff.  But she’s simple … you know?  And I mean, I love that about her … I really do.  It was so charming at first … made me feel warm.  But sometimes you’d just rather be with someone who showers … and has widgets …

Debbie, take a letter! ::

Dear BadGuys,

I haven’t really been gone :: I’ve been watching you :: I’ve been feeling the sulfuric vapors of your breathing on my screens.  Guess what?? Now I’m going to be EVEN WORSE! The more you wiggle and squirm :: The more I see where you are weak {and just how very weak you are}.

Enjoy today … because tomorrow I start tearing you a new one inside the new one I already tore you.

Your New Old Friend,

SaltyDroid.info

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5 Comments »

  • Ramboaster said:

    Awesome! This is just like a summer blockbuster: Revenge of the Droid, Part 2. And it's sure to be the best sequel ever. Welcome back, SD. And coincidentally, your initials also stand for Seek & Destroy. Coincidence? I think not! Scammers, watch out!

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    # 18 June 2009 at 11:00 am
  • froylein said:

    Love the new site. All the best on your mission!

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    # 18 June 2009 at 5:47 pm
  • karinhiebert said:

    Congrats on the New Blog!

    Who knows? Added a fun yet serious poll to see who really does know! ;)

    Fun Times at the Droid's New Home!

    All the Best!

    Your Friend {ALWAYS}

    Karin

    [polldaddy 1717854 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1717854/ polldaddy]

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    # 18 June 2009 at 9:37 pm
  • David Jackmanson said:

    I like the new site. The theme is better than the other one. I found on the previous site it was a litle confusing to work out who said what in the comments because the commenter's name was below the comment – this version is much easier to work out.

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    # 19 June 2009 at 1:04 am
  • froylein said:

    I think the Droid might be Obama in disguise. :)

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    # 19 June 2009 at 9:23 pm

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