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Maria Andros “Celebrity-like”

Author == 31 October 2012 13 Comments

 

Nice shoes!

… or something.

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13 Comments »

  • Lanna said:

    Gah! I hope you’re joking, Droid!

    Not a flattering look for Ms. Andros.

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    SD Reply:
    November 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    @Lanna ::

    I had no idea :: haven’t been out pulling lately … or in the last decade.

    I don’t like those shoes though :: I know that … Jessie Conners would never wear those shoes.

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    # 31 October 2012 at 4:45 pm
  • Alby said:

    Totally Marilyn except the droid looks like he is upskirting.

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    # 31 October 2012 at 4:50 pm
  • Wyrd said:

    I think `“Celebrity-like”’ is just newspeak for “cult-like”. But I’m not yet convinced of her ability to pull that off in any case.

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    # 31 October 2012 at 5:14 pm
  • mirele said:

    Something must be up because Maria Andros’ website hasn’t been updated since last year and her last tweet was on May 15.

    So what is it, Mr. Droid?

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    # 31 October 2012 at 5:47 pm
  • Mother Kilstein said:

    Now this is one marketing frauduct my shit for brains son, Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein could really use! I’ve always said little schlubby bears some resemblance to George Clooney…

    well, no…not really…

    …more like George Clooney’s much older, pasty, pudgy, over-weight, retarded half cousin with no sense of style.

    Maybe Harlan could be a celebrity one day…he could grow his greasy hair long, dye it dirty blonde, and star in the ‘Frank Kern Story’, a made for youtube movie, playing the part of Frank when he is like 60 or something, living in a van down by the river.

    Oh, a mother can dream, can’t she?

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    # 31 October 2012 at 8:07 pm
  • Omri Shabat said:

    Damn, even the Mashable-version of the SaltyDroid is still funny!

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    # 31 October 2012 at 11:54 pm
  • QDP said:

    Looks like Maria has added a new twist to her i.m. empire… “Cougar Video Training” targeting all the young newbies who have no clue what they’re about to get themselves into. Just sayin…

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    # 1 November 2012 at 5:04 am
  • MJ said:

    OMFG… I liked her better when she had a celery-like following. I actually saw that video training series above. The woman interviewing her was riding a unicorn in the promo… no freekin joke. You can’t make this up.

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    # 1 November 2012 at 7:15 pm
  • E=mc^2 said:

    Hmm SaltyDroid, what’s going on? Someone already posted about Andros’ site not being updated in a long time and no online activity. Do you have anything to do with her hiding out? Or has she just gotten tired/?

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    SD Reply:
    November 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    @E=mc^2 ::

    I don’t know where she is actually … and I don’t know where this picture came from either. Someone sent it to me recently :: and I felt it would be wrong not to share it with the world … because of how lol stupid it is.

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    # 1 November 2012 at 9:35 pm
  • MissM said:

    I got curious after reading that Maria’s site wasn’t being updated so I googled her and found this fake LinkedIN profile someone put up:

    http://www.linkedin.com/pub/maria-andros/1b/274/53a

    I especially like her executive summary: To aid 1 Million people in convincing them to give me their money.

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    # 6 November 2012 at 4:50 pm
  • Make It Stop! said:

    Ugh! It never ends – Bimbo Andros is on the prowl again.

    http://videoconversionformulalive.com/

    For the low, low price of $997 or two payments of $595 she will teach you absolutely nothing.

    Hey! This might be a great opportunity to pay money to learn NOT what to do. Just be prepared to bend over so that Maria and her team (the whino she picked up in the alley) can capture the “Money Shot!”

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    # 24 January 2013 at 12:46 pm

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