… or something.
>> bleep bloop
Gah! I hope you’re joking, Droid!
Not a flattering look for Ms. Andros.
I had no idea :: haven’t been out pulling lately … or in the last decade.
I don’t like those shoes though :: I know that … Jessie Conners would never wear those shoes.
Totally Marilyn except the droid looks like he is upskirting.
I think `“Celebrity-like”’ is just newspeak for “cult-like”. But I’m not yet convinced of her ability to pull that off in any case.
Something must be up because Maria Andros’ website hasn’t been updated since last year and her last tweet was on May 15.
So what is it, Mr. Droid?
Now this is one marketing frauduct my shit for brains son, Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein could really use! I’ve always said little schlubby bears some resemblance to George Clooney…
well, no…not really…
…more like George Clooney’s much older, pasty, pudgy, over-weight, retarded half cousin with no sense of style.
Maybe Harlan could be a celebrity one day…he could grow his greasy hair long, dye it dirty blonde, and star in the ‘Frank Kern Story’, a made for youtube movie, playing the part of Frank when he is like 60 or something, living in a van down by the river.
Oh, a mother can dream, can’t she?
Damn, even the Mashable-version of the SaltyDroid is still funny!
Looks like Maria has added a new twist to her i.m. empire… “Cougar Video Training” targeting all the young newbies who have no clue what they’re about to get themselves into. Just sayin…
OMFG… I liked her better when she had a celery-like following. I actually saw that video training series above. The woman interviewing her was riding a unicorn in the promo… no freekin joke. You can’t make this up.
Hmm SaltyDroid, what’s going on? Someone already posted about Andros’ site not being updated in a long time and no online activity. Do you have anything to do with her hiding out? Or has she just gotten tired/?
I don’t know where she is actually … and I don’t know where this picture came from either. Someone sent it to me recently :: and I felt it would be wrong not to share it with the world … because of how lol stupid it is.
I got curious after reading that Maria’s site wasn’t being updated so I googled her and found this fake LinkedIN profile someone put up:
I especially like her executive summary: To aid 1 Million people in convincing them to give me their money.
Ugh! It never ends – Bimbo Andros is on the prowl again.
For the low, low price of $997 or two payments of $595 she will teach you absolutely nothing.
Hey! This might be a great opportunity to pay money to learn NOT what to do. Just be prepared to bend over so that Maria and her team (the whino she picked up in the alley) can capture the “Money Shot!”
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