Maria Andros

Maria Andros “Celebrity-like”


Nice shoes!

… or something.

>> bleep bloop

Popular Robot Mechanics

Newt in 2012!!

Wait :: what did I just say?

What the fuck is a newt? Are they dangerous? Is this what the Mayan and their sadistic calendars were trying to warn us about?

OMG :: RUN!!

No stop running :: or stay not running if you were already a doubter.

It’s just Newt Gingrich and his marshmallow orgy jowl sacks.

Newt’s running for President because he […]

The Business Inside of Maria Andros

Maria Andros is a Powerhouse Leader of Leadership :: and other various things :: such as … etc.

You thought she was scum? Because of that thing where you know how to read and sometimes do?

Well that’s why you’re not a powerhouse {whatever the fuck that is} leader of leadership getting yourself quoted in Business Insider :: a big fancy pants respected website …
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Who do I like?

Happy Thanksgiving.

Not really.

Some of you aren’t even Americans … so whatever. Don’t go celebrating American holidays if you ain’t got the right. We’re the ones who exploited the lands and peoples of the New {to us} World … not you.  So keep your damn foreign hands off our meat based holidays. Especially you Canada … I better not smell […]

Maria Andros Phone Tags Matt Harward

The break up of Kim and Sandy was sad for everyone :: especially my fake secretary Debbie who has a soft spot for relationships based on androgynous lesbianism.

But good news :: it’s decorative gourd season motherfuckers :: and that means love is in the air{waves}.

Matt Harward’s iPhone has pretty much the lamest outgoing voice message ever recorded. Its primary purpose seems to […]

Maria Andros: She is God {maybe}

Step into your roll as an expert :: Even if you didn’t make any money last year :: Because it’s all about perception.  ~Maria Andros, The Video Marketing Queen {whose videos go unwatched}.

Calling yourself an expert when you are not one :: making claims about income, status, and success to support your claimed expert status :: and then charging […]

Baring His Testimonial

The Droid hears a rumor that Harlan Kilstein was paid a jaw dropping amount to write copy for Maria Andros. Perhaps part of the Platinum Not-Doctor Kilstein Copy Mentoring Mastermind Gold Package is a testimonial from the Dumpy ManBeast himself.

His Royal Pervyness features prominently on the sales page for Maria’s $3,000 Social Media Traffic Blueprint.  The SM-B-Print {as all […]

Letters from a Lady

When we last checked in with Maria Andros {The Video Marketing Queen} she was like super stupid and stuff. Last week Maria launched her new “product” :: Surprise! :: It’s just like her old product … but now it’s older … which everyone knows actually makes it newer. Pay attention people! Sweet Jesus!

Maria’s forbidden association with Not-Doctor Kilstein continues unabated.  […]

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Pretty in Petty

Meet Maria A. Andros {twitter}.  She calls herself, “The Video Marketing Queen” {because what’s a nickname without a definite article?}. Maria was a part of the 90 Day Challenge scam run by our old friends DK and Jimmy Davis {it’s NOT too late to get a refund}. Her idiotic lies and dark hearted coquettishness were an aid to Jimmy […]