Step into your roll as an expert :: Even if you didn’t make any money last year :: Because it’s all about perception.  ~Maria Andros, The Video Marketing Queen {whose videos go unwatched}.
Calling yourself an expert when you are not one :: making claims about income, status, and success to support your claimed expert status :: and then charging people $3,000 per head for access to your non-expertise :: is fraud.  But that doesn’t bother Maria Andros :: Because she’s way too stupid to understand how big of a risk …

The Droid hears a rumor that Harlan Kilstein was paid a jaw dropping amount to write copy for Maria Andros. Perhaps part of the Platinum Not-Doctor Kilstein Copy Mentoring Mastermind Gold Package is a testimonial from the Dumpy ManBeast himself.
His Royal Pervyness features prominently on the sales page for Maria’s $3,000 Social Media Traffic Blueprint.  The SM-B-Print {as all the kids are calling it} will show you how to make infinite auto money by using the Unicorn Power of video. Not-Doctor Kilstein is ready to provide some transactional lubrication. He …

When we last checked in with Maria Andros {The Video Marketing Queen} she was like super stupid and stuff. Last week Maria launched her new “product” :: Surprise! :: It’s just like her old product … but now it’s older … which everyone knows actually makes it newer. Pay attention people! Sweet Jesus!
Maria’s forbidden association with Not-Doctor Kilstein continues unabated.  She has been sending me lots of emails lately {you’d think she’d hate me :: but I guess she loves hilarious fucking robots}. Several of these works of staggering genius refer …

Meet Maria A. Andros {twitter}.  She calls herself, “The Video Marketing Queen” {because what’s a nickname without a definite article?}. Maria was a part of the 90 Day Challenge scam run by our old friends DK and Jimmy Davis {it’s NOT too late to get a refund}. Her idiotic lies and dark hearted coquettishness were an aid to Jimmy and DK … and for that I have not forgotten her.
Currently Maria is promoting {and being promoted by} SICK FUCK Not-Doctor Kilstein.  She just can’t seem to get enough of his …