Nice shoes!
… or something.
>> bleep bloop

Newt in 2012!!
Wait :: what did I just say?
What the fuck is a newt? Are they dangerous? Is this what the Mayan and their sadistic calendars were trying to warn us about?
OMG :: RUN!!
No stop running :: or stay not running if you were already a doubter.
It’s just Newt Gingrich and his marshmallow orgy jowl sacks.

Newt’s running for President because he has no self-awareness. Newt cheated on his wife while hounding another douche for doing the same. It’s called inexcusable hypocrisy :: and you ain’t supposed to be able to show your …

Maria Andros is a Powerhouse Leader of Leadership :: and other various things :: such as … etc.
You thought she was scum? Because of that thing where you know how to read and sometimes do?
Well that’s why you’re not a powerhouse {whatever the fuck that is} leader of leadership getting yourself quoted in Business Insider :: a big fancy pants respected website …
15 Daily Habits Of Powerhouse Leaders
According to Cindy Ratzlaff :: the article’s distinguished author …

“Ever since the publication of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey, people been …

Happy Thanksgiving.
Not really.
Some of you aren’t even Americans … so whatever. Don’t go celebrating American holidays if you ain’t got the right. We’re the ones who exploited the lands and peoples of the New {to us} World … not you.  So keep your damn foreign hands off our meat based holidays. Especially you Canada … I better not smell any god damn turkey up there!  And no watching NFL football either {you can watch Rangers v. Man United on DVR like I’m about to do}.
“But Droids can’t be Americans” :: …

The break up of Kim and Sandy was sad for everyone :: especially my fake secretary Debbie who has a soft spot for relationships based on androgynous lesbianism.
But good news :: it’s decorative gourd season motherfuckers :: and that means love is in the air{waves}.
Matt Harward’s iPhone has pretty much the lamest outgoing voice message ever recorded. Its primary purpose seems to be chasing away victims who are getting all upset just because their money has been taken in return for big fat nothing.
Maria A. Andros’ iPhone is also obsessed with keepin’ out …

Step into your roll as an expert :: Even if you didn’t make any money last year :: Because it’s all about perception.  ~Maria Andros, The Video Marketing Queen {whose videos go unwatched}.
Calling yourself an expert when you are not one :: making claims about income, status, and success to support your claimed expert status :: and then charging people $3,000 per head for access to your non-expertise :: is fraud.  But that doesn’t bother Maria Andros :: Because she’s way too stupid to understand how big of a risk …

The Droid hears a rumor that Harlan Kilstein was paid a jaw dropping amount to write copy for Maria Andros. Perhaps part of the Platinum Not-Doctor Kilstein Copy Mentoring Mastermind Gold Package is a testimonial from the Dumpy ManBeast himself.
His Royal Pervyness features prominently on the sales page for Maria’s $3,000 Social Media Traffic Blueprint.  The SM-B-Print {as all the kids are calling it} will show you how to make infinite auto money by using the Unicorn Power of video. Not-Doctor Kilstein is ready to provide some transactional lubrication. He …

When we last checked in with Maria Andros {The Video Marketing Queen} she was like super stupid and stuff. Last week Maria launched her new “product” :: Surprise! :: It’s just like her old product … but now it’s older … which everyone knows actually makes it newer. Pay attention people! Sweet Jesus!
Maria’s forbidden association with Not-Doctor Kilstein continues unabated.  She has been sending me lots of emails lately {you’d think she’d hate me :: but I guess she loves hilarious fucking robots}. Several of these works of staggering genius refer …

Meet Maria A. Andros {twitter}.  She calls herself, “The Video Marketing Queen” {because what’s a nickname without a definite article?}. Maria was a part of the 90 Day Challenge scam run by our old friends DK and Jimmy Davis {it’s NOT too late to get a refund}. Her idiotic lies and dark hearted coquettishness were an aid to Jimmy and DK … and for that I have not forgotten her.
Currently Maria is promoting {and being promoted by} SICK FUCK Not-Doctor Kilstein.  She just can’t seem to get enough of his …