Irwin Frank Kern :: professional twat :: recently requested help naming his fake book.
We helped :: cause we cool like that.
Many entries contained humorousness :: but I won!
We could have another contest to help name fuckhead James Arthur Ray’s next stupid book :: but why bother when Yakaru already won?
Both books will be written in crayon.
Thank you for shopping at D-Bag Books … were we always pretend to appreciate your patronage.
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