Irwin Frank Kern :: professional twat :: recently requested help naming his fake book.

We helped :: cause we cool like that.

Many entries contained humorousness :: but I won!

We could have another contest to help name fuckhead James Arthur Ray’s next stupid book :: but why bother when Yakaru already won?

Both books will be written in crayon.

Thank you for shopping at D-Bag Books … were we always pretend to appreciate your patronage.

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