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terry hall @bizsayer said:
What about nipple rings, lord of the rings and berny dorhmann fans?
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terry hall @bizsayer Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 am
@terry hall @bizsayer, ooops should be berny dohrmann – damn germanic names
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RunBrunsonRun Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 12:24 pm
@terry hall
Never heard of this idiot before but the money back guarantee for CEO Space was stolen from James Ray:
“New Members must be satisfied with the Forum that they attend or they may approach
any Executive on site and simply state “I CANNOT RELEASE YOU” on Friday of the
class being attended at dinner and at no other time to receive full and immediate
money back guarantee following a release form being signed to terminate membership
immediately and to execute agreements to cease any contact or any business with the
grad base membership from date of money back receipt forward. New Members
wishing to receive their money back must exit the Forum and depart the hotel within
one hour of receiving their check with a “no harm, no foul” rule for customer good
will. Prepayment for any Forum Directory or Forum Vision will be refunded at this time.”
“The time frame to request money back is limited to Friday following graduation
through the graduation dinner in which all company Executives are available and
will provide money back cheerfully following execution of the required release on
Friday night.”
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sidon Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 4:37 pm
@RunBrunsonRun, These people and all steal everything from everyone else because they are so freakin clueless about making something right in the first place. See they all think the other guy knows everything they need to know so they all end up doing the same thing over and over and looking such freakin idiots (like right now for Ray, Schirmer, Byrne, Vitale, and on and on). Their life becomes a viscous cycle of copy cat syndrome.
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jp Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 7:24 pm
this might explain some things ….
“Responsibility: A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck…” The Devil’s Dictionary
taken from a twit commenter who clearly has a message for jr
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# 23 May 2010 at 9:15 am

_cartman_ said:
hahahaha…simple and sweet….I’ll bet you the ones who “overlap” may not quite grasp that first chart…
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Freddie the Twelve Toe Wonder Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Hysterical. The overlap label in that first is “spot on.”
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Fanny Spanker Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Yep, and that’s not the entire closed group of retards either ;)
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# 23 May 2010 at 12:12 pm

Ultra Valerian said:
I do so love the simple poetry of a Venn Diagram. Who was it now that said the Droid wasn’t elegant? The first one was absolutely exceptional.
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# 23 May 2010 at 5:28 pm

DK said:
Damn- now I know for sure i’m a retard.
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# 24 May 2010 at 1:28 am

MazeMan said:
The diagrams are just brilliant!
I was chucking out loud when I saw them and just had to comment.
Excellent work, Salty! Your algorithms are becoming leaner and meaner.
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MazeMan Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Ooops… darn. Should have better proof read.
“Chuckling out loud” and not “chucking out loud”. Chucking as in ‘up’ is what the IM scammers do when they read this blog.
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# 24 May 2010 at 6:54 pm
» Frank Kern’s Traitor Union said:
[...] of graphically depicted retards showed up for the hilarity of the RickRoll … but they couldn’t help hearing something [...]
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# 5 September 2010 at 3:34 pm
» The Teeny Tiny Turtle Tyrant said:
[...] Anywayz again :: they’ve featured here before … Graphic Turtles [...]
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# 5 September 2010 at 3:44 pm

Wyrd said:
Well, for what it’s worth, I think most turtles are legit.
I dunno about the spiny soft shell though–he just totally creeps me out. I keep imagining him trying to slither into my house via the toilet some night. Then he’ll probably flop all through the house searching for food. Eww.
[ the previous paragraph was not supposed to make sense. ]
I can haz thum wringz?
Good pictures. :-)
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Furry cows moo and decompress.
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# 26 October 2011 at 10:39 pm

Peter said:
Yeah, I think there are a total of three people who still fit in the overlap of Making Legit Money Online and Talking About Making Legit Money Online.
But even that’s kind of a stretch.
Oh well, maybe my Turtles Are Legit niche blog will finally get the traffic it deserves so I can put my focus on my kick ass eBook.
After spending {literally} days reading through these archives I think I’ve developed the ultra-mega-mega-very-important-top-boss-big-cheese plan for an eBook.
How to Tap into the Infinite List Building Consciousness and Harmonically Regulate Your {Cash} Flow by Using Your Relational [sic] Wealth Stream.
Act now and get a super kick ass crystal ball of ETFs. For a limited time. Like really limited. Like almost gone…like there are three left.
Or a hundred… I don’t remember….
Where the hell is my Adderol???
I should really take a break from reading this blog…
I’m channeling James Arthur Ray’s Murderous Chicken Walking, Sweat Lodge Failing, Harmonic Guide to Bankrupcy writing stream of unlimited {yet so retarded} consciousness.
If you’re still reading this…it’s worth mentioning, that if you didn’t ask for a refund between “where the hell is my Adderol???” and “I should really” then you missed the boat.
Enjoy the eBook.
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SD Reply:
January 5th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
@Peter ::
People say this blog is hard to understand … but it seems like you’re understanding just fine. Maybe actually reading it is the key to understanding it … who knew?
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SD Reply:
January 5th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
PS :: Thumb Rings!!
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# 5 January 2012 at 2:36 am

what?? said:
I really want that book. But mostly I want the bonus crystal ball.
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SD Reply:
January 5th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
@what?? ::
We’re all out of crystal balls right now … would you consider settling for a crystal cox?
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what?? Reply:
January 5th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
@SD,
I just hope there’s some way my name can be put on some sort of list in case more crystal balls become available unexpectedly. Fingers crossed.
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# 5 January 2012 at 8:22 am

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