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Salty Droid

Trolling for Trolls

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

Millions of days later God was like, “And let there be an Internet, because shit is getting boring around here,” and there was an Internet. God saw that the Internet was good, and he started calling it “the webz” because he’s a huge fan of icanhascheezburger.

But woe, cameth The Trolls. And God saw that the trolls were not good and said, “OMG Lame! But really, what can I do? You people suck.”


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