> bleep >>

The Droid was just introduced to Phil’s auto follow script on Twitter.  Hello Phil’s irritating script.  Let’s see how his MLM sales pitch tastes. (Warning: NOT yummy)

DONE!! Sold!  You fucking had me at “Hot, Targeted …………..”

> bloop <<

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