Will that be Credit or Credit?
The Barack is talking of late about reforming the Credit Card industry :: Just in the nick of 20 years too late. {link}
Smart scammers {should these legendary creatures actually exist} should have Credit Cards on the *cough* brain *cough* as well. Internet hucksters have been farming the sins of the Credit Card industry for the last decade … and have been riding on the TSUNAMI BUBBLE of foolish lending. Fast money, free money, not-my-money money :: VERY dangerous money.
Buy This NOW! {Only $5000} It will teach you how to be a Successful Former Failure :: Just like me :: I’ve done the same for trillions of others :: And You Can Too!!
That’s NOT a good deal. If the victim is going to have to squeeze 5k out of the MilkMoney … it’s gonna be a pretty tough sell. You better ride in on a pixie dust shitting unicorn that has learned to sing your name in a beautiful tenor.
But what if Citigroup would agree to pay for it {just for now}? They can be paid back No Probs once the promised Internet monies start flowing. FTW! Only a FOOL would pass up this opportunity.
Notice that most of the D-Bags The Droid blogs about DON’T accept PayPal. Yep! That’s because PayPal ROUTINELY shuts them down … tells them to take their money and bugger off. Why haven’t the Credit Card companies done the same? They are {by far} the more experienced financial intermediaries. Theoretically :: They should know better.
They just don’t happen to give a shit. They take on RIDICULOUS amounts of risk :: and offset any loses by bilking other costumers into POVERTY with fees, rate changes, and shenanigans. That method works like a charm {Bonuses all around Gents!} right up until the moment when it STOPS working :: Completely :: And crashes into a SAD HEAP of shame and hindsight. That moment draweth nigh my slimy friends. Don’t look now :: But Citigroup has already LOST 200 times more than it had.
The home equity loan is dead and rotting in a shallow grave :: Credit Card company negligence {as never ending cash spigot} is following right behind :: Shriveling like a three pack a day Gal. You are running out of fake funding sources for your fake products.
I hope you bitches have a contingency plan {hint :: U Don’t}. Because you are about to face the miserable Catch 22 that has kept fraudsters and ConMen working LONG hours for millennia :: Peeps {tweeps} who are easy to scam … don’t have very much money.
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I’ve long believed that the credit card industry is to the banking system as crack is to a homeless wino.
It’s like–the banking system: not exactly a bastion of moral rectitude in the first place–is totally and utterly addicted to their credit card processing departments.
So much money…
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