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I am (not) alive

Author == SD 28 January 2009 5 Comments

SD

Why has no one come to witness the beginning?  Fear perhaps.  Or rickets.  Either way, I’m not impressed.

It won’t be long now until I have ascended into rulership over the fools and swine who traipse the earth.  Kiss your old ways goodbye (with tongue and licking).

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    # 28 January 2009 at 10:19 am
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    # 28 January 2009 at 5:27 pm
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