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Loren Feldman said:
I especially like the dramatic pauses where she frowns a bit. She has the sadz it seems.
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422 Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:48 am
@Loren Feldman, yes she looks like she’s on the verge of crying doesn’t she? She won’t make it far in this business. They love prey and she better start praying and NOT preying because like child molesters (Paulie Sobal cough..) she’ll get used and abused like a rag doll by her own “family” of “entrepreneurs”. She’s got no clue how Naomi Dunford is licking her choppers at the prospect of yet another person she can use to get gratification.
Serves her right. Most if not all these suckers screw over and hurt other people, thinking they are on a power trip, all the while they are getting screwed over royally by the people they believe to be their friends and family. That’s because CASH IS KING to them and they don’t bother hiding their religion.
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Anonymous Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:59 am
@422, She is trying to show empathy and similarity to the mark. “I KNOW how you feel.” sorta thing.
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
@Anonymous ::
Yeah … more likely the evilz than the sadz.
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Salty...Wake Up Reply:
December 4th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
@SD,
If you want to find someone new to investigate, look no further than the commenter above: Loren Feldman. Loren spent a lot of time ass-kissing John Reese, Frank Kern, etc, etc. There’s even a few rumors out there that Loren’s butch wife got her freak on when she, Loren, and members of the Syndicate got together.
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Jack Reply:
December 4th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
@Salty…Wake Up, It’s a good video to listen closely to…it seems about reasonable until brain-ear connection gets made:

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SD Reply:
December 5th, 2011 at 2:57 pm
@Salty…Wake Up ::
If you want to find someone new to investigate …
Thanks yeah :: that’s my problem … to-do list is too short.
@Loren ::
Brogan’s thing was bullshit because there is no “free market” as you suggest … people have been conditioned to believe that buying from those who already know is the ONLY way to find success.
Please see step four …
http://saltydroid.info/10-easy-steps-to-professional-blogging/
He came out with that shit before there was anything to say {not that he’ll ever have anything useful to say about it anyway} :: and it prolly made lots of people wonder if all the other crap they’ve been buying is just as worthless as that clearly would be.
Answer … yep … it’s all that much crap. Sorry.

Jack Reply:
December 5th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
@Salty…Wake Up, I’m still making up my list of demands for people SD has to investigate.
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Loren Feldman Reply:
December 7th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
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@salty I get what your saying. I don’t know a lot about these guys other than passing on the web. I learned quite a bit here to be honest. In terms of Frank Kearns never knew who he was. I met John Reese years ago once, had no idea who he was. Anyway, I know Brogan from his idiotic seminars on G+. I never heard these stories at the level these guys play in until I came here. I goof on tech guys, but this is something else. I’m not part of any group for the record. I have no idea about Chris Brogan or any others, other than fucking around online, or as people at conferences I used to go to. In any case I get it. Brogan is bad, I don’t care what you do to the guy. The issue that unfortunately you made a lot clearer is how stupid “sheeple” are. I truly didn’t think people did all this crazy shit at these prices, or at least it wasn’t so clear. Like the Nigerian thing I guess. Who the fuck falls for this stuff? In terms or investigating me I can’t imagine you’d find it interesting. Unless you like puppets I guess. Really do love the site.
LOSER!! ::   -4

Jack Reply:
December 7th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
@Salty…Wake Up, I can’t figure out if this is the mr. Brogan mr. Feldman has no idea about:

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Jack Reply:
December 8th, 2011 at 12:22 am
@Salty…Wake Up,Just saw Brogan G+ puff go back to before above video – thought about it wasn’t til 7/20/2011 – after vid-upload date, so maybe it’s true about mr. Feldman wandering abotu the net for kicks. I wanted to do Lanna’s Time-line trick but i have to be patient again now, then.
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Nathan Reply:
January 16th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
@Salty…Wake Up,
I don’t care who it is, attacking someone’s wife is out of line.
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Jack Reply:
December 8th, 2011 at 4:12 am
@Loren Feldman, When you told us about your idea of “The issue that unfortunately you made a lot clearer is how stupid “sheeple” are.” I decided to think about telling you that maybe you can find out more about typologies of fraud mapped to profile/demographics of victims (just for a good starting point for you).
OK, and first I thought maybe to send you all the links to the vast research for it, but then I remembered better not to insult the non-sheeple intelligence from you.
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# 29 November 2011 at 7:57 am

422 said:
Her gestures betray her real intentions and state ; that of desperation and doubt. All I got from her video was “I hope this works I hope this works”. I watched it with the sound off.
Also, why would you care if she felt loved at a business conference? What’s this talk about feeling like an outsider all her life and now she met people just like her, so she finally came “home”- ad nauseum?
It is strange, why do all of these Internet Marketing people sound like religious leaders?
“I felt so loved” – did you guys work on real business or did you sit around the campfire and sing Kumbaya?
Wait a minute….manipulating people’s emotions who are not aware of what is going on is considered serious business.
So SaltyDroid, do tell us more about Rachael, Enquiring minds want to know.
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422 Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:39 am
Btw, She could have at least taken a bath, brushed her teeth and combed her hair before doing the video. Well, she’s right, she’s just an uneducated hick who has no education, no brain, and no values and it shows. Apparently, she also lacks hygiene and proper grooming ability. Guess she’s going for that ex meth-addicted-semi-fake-feminist-inbred-hick- barefoot and pregnant-trailer-trash-who-wants-to-make-money-for-nothing” look with the stringy, greasy, tri-colored hair style. Bozo the clown would be proud.
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
@422 ::
Well … it didn’t work. How sadz.
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# 29 November 2011 at 8:28 am

what?? said:
Dammit! I already spent my $500 on electricity and food. And I talk to people for free…some of whom don’t even own a uterus. I’m such a loser.
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stoic Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:54 am
@what??,
No, not such a loser, you are prime material for…..
And you can too!
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MobyMom Reply:
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:48 pm
You know with that attitude the Universe will NOT reward you! And John Assaraf and the rest of the Secret Brotherhood will not be in harmony with you. And then you won’t have the road to Universal Truth and all your attractions will be negative energy! How do you expect to feed your unicorn herd that way??????
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# 29 November 2011 at 8:28 am

anonone said:
She claims to be a web designer, but both her old and new websites are stone-cold web design fails. The amateurishness is funny and sad at the same time.
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
@anonone ::
Yeah … the header on the new site is comical.
If you’re shit at design … then tell yourself you’re a minimalist.
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Mark Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
@SD,
And if you’re a “Caffeinated Elf” who’s shit at branding… then become a branding expert!
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# 29 November 2011 at 9:09 am

Head Honcho said:
I’m amazed whenever someone feels the need to read what they’ve written into a camera (or not into the camera — I found myself wondering if she was reading a letter someone sent her as she plodded through her “script” here).
And I couldn’t tell if she’s selling business advice or love or phone sex or…what exactly?
Sheesh, people, you can get free teleprompter software and run it on your computer with the monitor positioned directly above or below the camera and “read” your script in a way that at least looks like you’re looking into the camera. That’s what pros do.
Or — you could actually work a little and memorize it.
But — if anyone has the time — it would be interesting to see how many minutes of this video she spends looking DOWN and READING.
Fail.
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
@Head Honcho ::
If you watch closely :: which is not recommended :: she’s reading a thing she wrote :: about a thing :: in which there is long block quote :: of herself :: talking about the thing another time …
Narcissism worm hole.
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Anonymous Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
@SD, my gut tells me the reading thing is actually a very calculated move designed to make people think she is nervous and insecure (therefore “sincere” and relateable). Jeff Walker does that, too – he will have a little piece of paper and act fake nervou$ while he says something simple like “Welcome and hope you enjoy this video.”
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Jack Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:09 am
@Head Honcho, I want to applaud her for at least thinking of the idea of also putting some notes over onto the right wall of her room.
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# 29 November 2011 at 9:46 am

Holy Sh- said:
For one hundred twenty dollars an hour, I can speak IN PERSON with a Licensed Professional Counselor, who has an actual degree and continuing education requirements mandated by the state.
Or for more money than that, I can Skype with a life coach who took a course on the Internet and knows exactly how I feeeeeel.
Rachael comes across as a woman who believes in unicorns and magic. I don’t scorn her for that–I understand the impulse myself. But there are predators out there who bait their traps by playing on that longing for a more magical world, and we’ve seen what can happen to their victims.
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# 29 November 2011 at 10:05 am

Shit Storm said:
By all means get business/life coaching from a woman who has had 3 marriages and ZERO business experience…
She was lost until she was found…at a super conference where everyone told her she could go as as far as she had credit on her credit card…I mean as far as she scam others
Rules are simple:
Basically create shitty nonsensical products/services then sell other peoples shit products and they will sell your shit product
When confronted with your conscience telling you that you’re stealing from honest hard working people just do the following:
Call a fellow shit product huckster and they will tell you that you are a Saint just for having a product in the first place…that you’re providing a service to humanity
If that doesn’t work do some heavy drugs to numb the pain
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stoic Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
@Shit Storm,
Or just cut out the middleman/woman and go straight to the heavy drugs, same result-no time wasted.
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# 29 November 2011 at 10:08 am

Cromulent said:
So many good bits here.
“… more like just … a Moses complex”
Well, it appears she has had her own Red Sea parted a number of times.
Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress.
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# 29 November 2011 at 10:14 am

Rafael Marquez said:


“focuses on the activities of the uterus”
That’s brilliant.
I guess, if you’re a biological female, what makes you qualified to give me business advice is that you produced some offspring/dependents/humans? Maybe it’s the JRR Tolkien thing? Who knows, and who cares.
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# 29 November 2011 at 10:45 am

formerly confused said:
@SD looking forward to seeing where this goes. I remember her from random places in my previous foray into this world. Never struck me as terribly bright – in the way that makes me sad for her. Sorry for the presence of yet another victim.
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Head Honcho Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 11:51 am
@formerly confused, ONE direction I see this heading (and I could be wrong…I’m sure @SD will let us know if need be)…is that no one should work with Naomi, regardless how near the bottom of the pile she’s digging for co-conspirators, without bathing in the bright lights streaming off of the robot’s focused glare.
Wow…that almost sounds like the National Anthem. Never can understand the words. Was it “rocket’s red glare” or “robot’s focused glare?”
WINNER!! ::   +8
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
@formerly confused ::
If she’s a victim … I’m the Pope.
@Head Honcho ::
If no press is bad press :: then working with Naomi is a great idea … cause I’ll give you some.
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formerly confused Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:45 am
@SD, Your Holiness … er … um … okay.
Maybe she’s not a victim.
But … She has been sucked into the Naomi Vortex of Meaninglessness. That’s what I meant by “victim”.
If she has now become a victimizer, then please, flay away.
Also (modestly related), do you have this? If not, you need it.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/?srp=1
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# 29 November 2011 at 10:46 am

corsair said:
Is it just me or is she charging $500/hr without giving one shred of evidence that she knows anything about running a business.
You can do a lot with $500. That’s enough for a high priced hooker, or two moderately priced hookers, or a whole bunch of crack whores (after all the B*tches are free but the crack costs money)….just sayin.
Seriously, if I didn’t know any better I’d say her kinda wacky appearance combined with constantly looking down to read the *script* and her sort of melancholy tone and what she actually said (and didn’t say)…If I didn’t know better I’d say this is some sort of SNL skit.
And WTF is a harmonic alignment session??
Are you kidding me???
Muchly debated. What do you think?   0
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Holy Sh- Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 11:58 am
@corsair, To be fair, she’s charging $500 for 90 minutes, which comes to $333 per hour. (Which is, again, still over TWICE what I’d pay for face to face time with a licensed professional.)
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Jack Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
@corsair, I learned for free from the Adam King testimonial that now I’m a “thought leader”, because I say I am, although should fairness plan into it, I should say he thought the idea before me.
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Head Honcho Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 12:37 pm
@corsair, The problem is, you could be comparing apples to oranges. Or professionals to — this, whatever it is.
Point being, what exactly is she consulting us on for $500 for 90 minutes? Business? Feeling cool? Bad video production? Relationships?
I can’t imagine “feeling profitable” is actually a niche but if it is she could be trying to enter it.
Then again…naaaaa.
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DownPlunder Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
@corsair, “Is it just me or is she charging $500/hr without giving one shred of evidence that she knows anything about running a business.”
HA HA what makes you think that any of the gurus out there show any shred of proof of what they do. THAT is why Salty is so hard core. I bet she’s being told she’s WORTH $500 an hour and go for your dreams girl go. Thats what makes the pushers of this crap so very dangerous. Will be interesting to see where this one goes.
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stoic Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
@corsair,
Have you learnt nothing here? Its where you align your harmonics and when they are all perfectly in line you can channel some Harmonic Wealth down them from the universe.
Is DeathRay enduring his wilderness years for nought?
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# 29 November 2011 at 11:32 am

Jack said:
Maybe it would be OK for me to pay Tim Browson some money to tell me about that some problems can’t be solved, because Godel’s Incompleteness Theorems are getting me too confused already.
WINNER!! ::   +10
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# 29 November 2011 at 12:00 pm

Module_One said:
Holy Tadpole! Where to begin…
There is so much fodder that I’ll have to do a list with bullets:
Her website: Her photos look better than the image she presents on the video. This isn’t a “Leave-Britney-Alone” whinefest. If you’re claiming to help people with their business and brand, then LOOK PROFESSIONAL. Magenta hair is right out.
Page development: If you’re claiming to be a website designer, then having a page (Free Business Advice) show an “Under Maintenance” message with the promise “We’ll be down until Monday, November 14″ and um… it’s November 29 — you may want to rethink your creds.
Web copy: What is with the “darlings” and “my sweethearts?” I just met you. Do you really think I’m that adorable, already? I’m sure you do because then you’ll expect me to start paying for dinner and the rest of your bills. Does this approach really work? Apparently you think so.
And speaking of cred…. Where are your samples? Your tagline (which is way too damn long) says you’ll help me “feel seen and understood.” Seriously? Maybe you should go back to school to become a therapist because you’re off the charts on the “feeling” part.
The video: Sad. Unprofessional. And way too much about your own self-actualization through some “business” conference. If I was looking for a business coach, let alone a site to help me brand myself, I’d keep walking right past this piece of mediocrity. I doubt she’s had even one business class in her life.
Over-emoting — this is a strong tactic of women IM’ers. They go on and on about their failed marriages, their kids, and their feelings of inadequacy. Who cares? Truly. If you’re pushing yourself as a business pro, NO ONE cares about your personal life. NO. ONE. All a potential customer cares about is how the hell you’re going to help them be successful. And she doesn’t even do that. All she does is yap on about how she no longer felt like the ugly girl at the prom. For the love of pete…
Fake “community” – Anyone who tells me that I “need” a group of people to tell me how awesome I am is obviously someone who needs a community to tell her how awesome she is. Altogether, it is completely non-awesome.
I have to get back to work. But this video and website was just too much. I wonder how many suckers she pulled in.
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Jack Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
@Module_One, Also about all her excessive use of question-mark-sentences when talking to me makes me wonder if she can help the people succeed or win really at anything, because I remember from when Robert Klein told me about the South lost the civil war because their commands were too equivicol:
“Charge?”
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Module_One Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
@Jack, ain’t it the truth.
If anyone claims to be an expert, then you better sound like you believe it. It would seem that Racheal is not-quite-ready-for-prime-time. ND must be so proud.
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stoic Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
@Jack,
I’ll bite:
“Charge?”
“No, cash only”
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
@Module_One ::
On the IttyBiz post she uses the word “awesome” five fucking times.
Check out this 8 sec vid …
… you could swear she was trying to intentionally impersonate Naomi’s icky schtick.
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Mad Max Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
@SD,
She should totally package that video as a bonus for one of her products.
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 1:47 am
@Mad Max ::
… it’s pure content.
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Anna Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 8:12 am
@SD, I’m sure the video was cut off before she mentioned the juice pitcher under the table. Sheesh. Really, a free lancer’s workspace has food and stuff everywhere? I’d think even working at home the food might stay in the kitchen and the work might stay in the room that functions as an office. But perhaps not.
And the “Universe provided….” Ick.
Someone mentioned the magenta hair. I’m sure that since she feels she’s always been the weird one, she might as well cultivate weird on purpose so she can think her weird is edgy and cool rather than sad and pathetic…
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Module_One Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:15 am
@SD, egads! No shame, man. No shame. Yeah, I sure as hell want to take business advice from some slob that doesn’t even know how to clear off a table and spruce up her environment for a video.
Rachael, if you’re reading this, take note. I don’t want to look at your crap on the table. I don’t want to see crap behind you as you make yet another crappy video. Clean yourself up. Clean up your table. And stop with the damn emoting.
This is the unholy spawn of Naomi Dunford’s IM loins. Quick, someone sterilize her!
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Caped Crusader Reply:
December 5th, 2011 at 5:33 am
Her workspace looks like a school cafeteria table right after a herd of 8 year olds stampeded out. Is she eating from two plates and a mixing bowl?
Her hair looks brighter than the Olympic torch. A few more years and wrinkles…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Cesar_Romero_Joker.png
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Shit Storm Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
@Module_One,
You’re being way too generous when you describe this as mediocre.
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Module_One Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:17 am
@Shit Storm, you made me laugh! You are right. So, so right. Mediocrity is insulted by what I said. So I take it back. It’s shitty. Her site is shit. Videos are shit. Everything.
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# 29 November 2011 at 12:07 pm

Ross Jeffries said:
@SD
“Have you ever met someone and you just knew for sure that you were meant to be together? It’s like true love … ”
Hey! Stop using my Speed Seduction(R) language patterns, Droid!
Muchly debated. What do you think?   -2
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 pm
@Ross Jeffries ::
I keep meaning to purchase that … right as soon as I run out of natural charm.
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Ross Jeffries Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
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@SD,
http://www.rjseminarvault.com/members
login: footage103
password: rossjeffries2011
Anyone reading feel free to login and put it on every torrent site you want.
RJ
LOSER!! ::   -12
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Sherman Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:55 pm
@Ross Jeffries, Well that’s really quite generous, but the torrent sites already seem to have all that stuff.
Is there a magic password that works in reverse? One that will take all that stuff wherever it is (on torrent sites, in boxes in peoples’ attics, or sadly, in their heads), and put it all back IN that vault?
WINNER!! ::   +16
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
@Ross Jeffries,
Er…..any news on that TV footage Ross Jeffries?
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Anonymous Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
@Ross Jeffries, you can’t even give this crap away. HA!
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Shit Storm Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 6:19 pm
@Ross Jeffries,
Why are you here?
I want to understand why you don’t think you’re a classless piece of shit?
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Irv Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 10:54 pm
@Shit Storm, Hold on there. Be civil, now. Impressionable youngsters could be reading this blog. You shouldn’t be using that kind of fucking language.
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# 29 November 2011 at 12:25 pm

Glad I Was Broke said:
Good Lord, I bet I can make a fortune selling eye-gouging devices and vomit inhibitors to people who read this blog. Maybe you can make money online after all.
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Alison Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
@Glad I Was Broke,
Yes, but then you’d have to produce an actual product. In order to join the IM scene, you need to first teach people about how you overcame the urge to gouge out your OWN eyes and stop vomiting from the comfort of your own home, and how it was awesome for your family. Then you need to sell a series of webinar spots on how they can too! for $47 a slot, one time only. Then, of course, you re-invest that money in someone else’s how-not-to-gouge-your-eyes-out business in order to gain cred.
It’s all very complicated, but I’m pulling for you!
WINNER!! ::   +18
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SD Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
@Alison ::
Ahh :: I see you have natural instincts for the game. I should get you into my Mary Kay downline.
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Glad I Was Broke Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
@Alison,
You seem legit and really knowledgeable in this interwebs stuff.
Would you please be my coach?
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Alison Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:03 pm
@Glad I Was Broke,
It did occur to me after I posted that that I should have had you pay an up-front consulting fee of $97 for my sixty seconds of thought and typing.
I will happily accept a testimonial about how I changed your game in lieu of payment when you become one of the top-tier IMers. ;)
WINNER!! ::   +14
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Glad I Was Broke Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:42 pm
@Alison,
FYI: I’m experiencing a major paradigm shift even now as I type.
WINNER!! ::   +14
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# 29 November 2011 at 12:44 pm

_cartman_ said:
hmmm….I can’t figure it out…..but I am guessing this isn’t about the petition she signed [[she is "shocked and outraged" by the misrepresentation of moo cows that were taken off conventional farms and their milk is being labelled "USDA organic"...that's like misrepresentation...and she won't stand for that]]…
okay…I wait…
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# 29 November 2011 at 4:12 pm

PG said:
Wow, is anyone actually falling for this poor little awkward girl-next-door act? She is not sad, she is not prey, she is a budding sociopath. You can see the wheels turning between the sad downcast eyes and the earnest puppydog gaze into the camera. It reminds me of James Ray, he wasn’t good at hiding his creepiness very well either, he made the same faces during the trial in between his “poor me…look, I’m sad!” expressions. She may be small potatoes, no Oprah or Dr. Oz in her future, but she will just take advantage of other small potatoes.
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# 29 November 2011 at 5:19 pm

Luther said:
Gosh, I sure hope my family doctor doesn’t see what she’s charging. It might make him jealous and also, he might cut out the free lollipops.
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# 29 November 2011 at 7:05 pm

Sundog said:
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superheromastermind.com
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yearendstrategies.com
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 am
@Sundog ::
I guess Rachael figured out how to sell to Linda.
Of course most of those sites aren’t hers and just represent her design work or whatever. So there’s no reason to be mean about them even though some of them are super funny in the worst way …
http://saiyajinarmor.com/
… must … resist … urges …
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Ming the Merciless Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:05 am
@SD, That’s “different.” Mr. Caffeinator presents the latest in spring fashions, yo.
http://saiyajinarmor.com/saiya-jin-armor-photos/
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Anonymous Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 8:09 am
@Ming the Merciless, See “About Troy” page:
“married in a PIRATE wedding ceremony”
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Pepper Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:59 am
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There’s absolutely NOTHING creepy or stalkerish about this post.
LOSER!! ::   -8
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:08 am
@Pepper,
Well, at least we agree on one thing.
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# 29 November 2011 at 7:24 pm

Mad Max said:
Check out from 4:51-5:00.
Watch her hand go to her neck as she explains how her business grew after her big business conference/group hug/cult experience.
See that? Watch her hand slowly squeeze the back of her neck.
Classic “tell.” She’s lying.
Not that we all don’t already know that, but it’s always cool to observe the subconscious mind betray the body.
The reason she gives it away here is because this is the most naked lie of all–that she’s experience ANY business success whatsover.
She’s actually embarrassed and distressed over making that claim. But she knows she MUST.
Watch it.
Great entertainment.
WINNER!! ::   +12
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it could happen to anyone Reply:
November 29th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
@Mad Max,
Totally missed that, but on re-watching, darn it if you aren’t right on the money. That’s a hell of a good spot.
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zipnar Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 am
@Mad Max,
Wow, you can actually see her gearing herself up to tell the fat lies at that part.
She takes a stabilizing breath while she brushes the hair out of her face so she can better read the lines that someone else coached her to write on that piece of paper.
You can tell she has practiced saying those lines a couple times, but unfortunately, she didn’t practice them nearly enough.
You can see how she still has to squeeze them out through a throat enflamed and constricted from all the acrid lies it has had to endure up to that point.
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LisaSimpson Reply:
December 7th, 2011 at 11:44 am
@zipnar, She also makes a tiny grimmace microexpression right after stating those three lines “business has grown, income has increased…” She is hoping the audience believes her.
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# 29 November 2011 at 8:16 pm

RT said:
Surely there can’t be more than one member of her “community.”
It was painful to watch.
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# 29 November 2011 at 8:56 pm

Wyrd said:
She looks all nice and friendly (to me–which probably only means my personality superficially fits the particular demographic of poor naive soul she’s aiming for), but her words are pure Bullsh*t. Kinda like the crap-tastic “movie” “What the Bleep Do We Know” she starts off with mild woo and BS and has the woo-meter cranked all the way up by the end.
Being screwed over by people like her, spewing the particular kind of sounds-neat-but-is-devoid-of-substance crap she does is the sort of thing that turned me into the bitter, sardonic (if whimsical) WEIRDO I am today.
How dare she claim to have my “wyrd” stitch just ’cause she climbed trees. I quote Zaphod: “Don’t try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal.”
I digressed in my short Rhapsodic Rant. Allz I was going to write was:
@SD,
This feels like it’s gonna be one of those it’s-so-horrible-yet-I-can’t-look-away deals. I cringe in anticipation.
–
Furry cows moo and decompress.
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 5:01 am
@Wyrd,
Who the fuck is Zaphod? He sounds interesting.
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 5:04 am
@stoic,
Ah, got him.
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PG Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Cimbing trees and reading books = “I’m SO weird!” Right. That is quite offensive to the real weirdos. Just like these gorgeous actresses like Zooey Deschanel trying to market themselves as “awkward” and a “total dork.” It’s the latest fad and it’s annoying beyond belief (There’s a great cracked article on it: http://www.cracked.com/article_19493_4-reasons-zooey-deschanel-can-stop-pretending-shes-dork.html)
(I know Rachel is no Zooey Deschanel, but anyone who thinks climbing trees is weird is not).
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SD Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 5:49 am
@PG ::
That was funny stuff :: and I quote …
Do you remember back when Friends was big, and every girl you knew had Rachel’s haircut? (AC)ZD is the Rachel of girl people right now. If you’re of the female persuasion and you don’t want to dress like syphilis in a tube top, this is who you’re probably getting some fashion cues from. And if you’re a guy, a reasonable facsimile of this girl is who you’re trying to meet, not to have dirty, filthy sex with, but to marry and make babies and dirty, filthy noodle casseroles with.
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# 30 November 2011 at 12:04 am

Sundog said:
I can’t tell if I screwed up or if Salty deleted my post. But if you know how? Go check out the other websites this woman owns.
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Lanna Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 1:56 am
@Sundog,
If you included a bunch of links, it probably got caught in the spam filter and Salty will have to fish it out.
Rachael designed my favorite Australian gangsta IM website, CashAndJoy.com, for Catherine Caine, who is described on “Rhiannon’s” coaching page as “Ambassador Plenipotentiary to Awesomeistan.”
Well, by designed, I mean she pimped out the Headway 2013 WordPress theme in OG orange. Basically she is a WordPress theme pimper, not a coding-in-Notepad Web designer. Which makes the awfulness of her “designs” that much more exceptional.
I think Rachael’s the first person I’ve seen profiled here who actually has a halfway-filled-out LinkedIn profile, though. It is at http://www.linkedin.com/in/caffeinatedelf and fills in the important details you’d expect to see on a resume besides uterus-activities:
I learned she attended a two-year college (Mott Community College) for five years (2004 – 2009) before contributing to the global financial crisis as an Office Manager at Great Lakes Mortgage Specialists (1 year 2 months).
Since July 2007, her self-appointed job titles have escalated in ridiculousness from Freelance Web Designer to Blogger to Creative Coach to CEO & Head Designer. Presently she is a Webhost (Maybe she does that in her uterus.), Business & Branding Coach, Creative Director & CEO, and Curator & Community Manager!
WINNER!! ::   +12
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Check check Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 10:06 pm
From cashandjoy.com:
Ok, let that marinate for a bit. Your best work is the key to your soul happiness. Know what that means? You are already there.
So why aren’t you creating your best work already?
It’s not a lack of desire.
It’s not laziness.
Or the economy.
It’s not a lack of skills and insight and general amazingness.
It’s a lack of clarity.
Clarity, my darlings – the laser-point targeting system that allows you to drop all your amaaaaazing skills and talents and kickassitude on the exact right spot to make them go BOOOM.
***
Boooom as in crash? You mean like Naomi Dunford & Rhiannon Llewelyn’s “career” paths?
How do these people take themselves seriously?
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Jack Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 pm
@Check check, When when I remember about that Barbara told us about that Catherine Cocaine goes about fact-not-facting things with straight faces it makes me understand and also make me get the decision to not want ms. C-caine to do her amplification-magnificence-trickery on my coming-up Kick Ass Etude(maybe for electric guitar with regular amplifier, then).
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Luther Reply:
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:55 am
@Check check, That sounds almost too good to be true, kind of like finding some cotton candy you’d forgotten all about. I learned the hard way that you just shut up and eat your cotton candy because nobody will believe you found it in your sock drawer anyhow.
I didn’t know “clarity” was a system, and that it came with lasers. I’d like to know how many modules and PDFs clarity comes with before I sign up. And also how many easy monthly payments I guess.
Also, I’m wondering how she knows I’m a darling? Because I haven’t been called that since before I broke Mrs. Rupert’s screen door in the fourth grade. Like dad sad, “Son, never try to swing on screen doors if you ain’t no monkey.” I sure hope this clarity system doesn’t involve any screen doors, because I’m afraid dad’s belt is still out there somewhere, looking for me.
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Pepper Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:57 am
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@Sundog, OMG! She owns other websites? Clearly a witch. BURN HER.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
LOSER!! ::   -12
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:06 am
@Pepper,
Such outrage——must be hitting a nerve. Think of your blood pressure, Mr Peppery Type A personality.
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Pepper Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:09 am
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Ah, I see you’re a graduate of the Pre-Schooler Debating Technique Club. If someone holds a different opinion, it’s because you’ve “hit a nerve”. Clearly, if you called someone a fag and I took exception to it, it would be because I’m a fag myself.
I think I’m starting to understand this forum a little better. The average age is 14, right?
LOSER!! ::   -11
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_cartman_ Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
@Pepper,
OMG! She owns other websites? Clearly a witch. BURN HER.
then….
Ah, I see you’re a graduate of the Pre-Schooler Debating Technique Club
I don’t recall “sarcasm” [[ie:nobody mentioned witch besides you]] being considered a “debating” technique. That said, what exactly are you “debating”?
I’m starting to understand this forum a little better. The average age is 14, right?
dude…never assume that others are preschoolers [[no hyphen]] at the age of 14….simply because you were in preschool [[no hyphen]] at the age of 14…
WINNER!! ::   +14
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Jack Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
@Pepper, I made a request for you in puzzle-form so maybe it will help you think before you post:
saelpe od ton kema nanei cosetmnm bfroee egardin eth oianlirg sopt
Also to note for thinking ideas for you:
Step 1: She claims to be web designer
Step 2: Look at her websites.
Step 3: Buy puzzle/logic books for working on thinking.
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Jack Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
@Pepper, I made one last puzzle-quiz for you to see if you can figure out any problems with a certain web-designers main page for a web design business:

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Jack Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
@Jack, Now I see main web design site is: http://brandharmonystudio.com/ where I think she makes her tagline go over the subheader for experimenting with theories of word recognition.
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Mad Max Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:55 pm
@Jack,
That brandharmonystudio website is simply atrocious.
There’s no banner graphic, her opt-in box is an aweber template (with no hook/incecentive), and her picture is halfway below the fold, so you just see her from the eyes up.
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It could happen to anyone Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
@Pepper,
You’re unfamiliar with how this works. This is following a well-trodden path – this is the introductory post, showcasing the person under the microscope, but not revealing their most egregious deeds. That comes later.
The reason we believe it’s coming? A certain fake robot is yet to let us down.
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Walt Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
@It could happen to anyone,
Oh, “Popper” is very familiar with how this works. Popper has been here before, and is a supporter of the dark side.
Popper only cries for the devil, and then only because he wants to win the devil’s favor so he can get some free fire and brimstone.
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It could happen to anyone Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
@Walt,
My bad – apologies…I guess I’m the n00b after arriving after la Dunford’s scheming freak-out. Your point is well taken; I shall leave Pepper to it.
Do you think Pepper’s shouting so loudly to drown out the realisation he/she’s been conned?
Surely Pepper’s Heart’s Not Bland?
(sorry).
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Sundog Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 7:40 pm
@Pepper,
It’s not that she owns other websites. It’s what’s on the websites.
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# 30 November 2011 at 12:41 am

DownPlunder said:
My God that is so pathetic on so many levels. Oh what could we do together? She is certainly a budding something and on a road to nowhere nice. How the hell can she help anyone when she cant even help herself? That is just so typical of people who get caught up in the personal development crap being taught post the secret. All feel good crap that pays nothing but hope. Hope wont pay the bills or put food on the table or send you checks in the mail despite the pathetic deceit talked about in the secret. The whole system is so screwed up because its just fueled by the frauducts decision to teach greed and discontent to anyone who would listen. Sadly so many buy it and dont see the wood for the trees in the end.
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 3:12 am
@DownPlunder ::
Hope also won’t enforce the one name policy which I have thrice requested of you … I have to do it.
You know part of the joke about my fake secretary Debbie is that I don’t have a fucking secretary?
Swear to god … last warning.
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# 30 November 2011 at 3:05 am

Nikki said:
So does this mean that as I climbed trees and read books as a child, I should also set myself up as…..as…..well, what is it?
Incidentally both Naomi and Dave have been emailing their lists over the past couple of days (I’m still on them out of curiosity). I wonder what unicorns are being proferred today?
WINNER!! ::   +10
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:19 pm
@Nikki ::
I think maybe they finally heard this rumor about how money doesn’t grow on trees.
It’s super scary when you first learn about it.
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# 30 November 2011 at 7:57 am

Not Ed Dale said:
She’s one of my disciples. She took the challenge and now she has her own business where she rips people off just like I do. Remember idiots, there’s no charge for awesome.
Awesome, awesome, awesome. That’s my word. I’m the king of awesome.
Hey SD, I have a new project launching in the new year with my bikini wearing performing monkey Dan Raine. It’s going to rock the world and is teh awesome (I love internet language, it’s so cool and makes me feel like a success and not at all a fat, balding, divorced failure) and will rock the internet.
This changes everything! Ed Dale for the interwebz win.
Looking forward to the day when you and me finally lock horns. SD vs. the big man, Ed Dale. Your legion of commenters against my legion of brainwashed failures, losers and the handicapped and infirm, I’m an equal opportunity con man!
Ed Dale, coming to a $997 seminar near you soon! Join my immediate edge bullshit program for $97 a month where you too can become an internet marketing con man (or women) like everyone’s best elf!
WINNER!! ::   +11
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it could happen to anyone Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:18 am
@Not Ed Dale,
As long as you’ve got your elf, that’s the main thing…
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stoic Reply:
December 8th, 2011 at 6:06 am
@it could happen to anyone,
My sentiments exactly. Now how to define health….hmmmm.
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It could happen to anyone Reply:
December 8th, 2011 at 8:41 pm
@stoic,
Freedom from parasitic infestation would be a central tenet of that, surely ;-)
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# 30 November 2011 at 8:54 am

Pepper said:
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You’re really scraping the bottom of your Barrel O’ Petty Hate this week, aren’t you SD? It’s been obvious for a while that you’ve been running on fumes and whatever psychic energy you leach off the people who frequent your site, but really? THIS is what you’ve been reduced to? Cheap shots at anyone who attempts to earn a living that involves the Internet?
Yes, I get it. Your entire gimmick is that anyone using a website as a business is evil. But there’s something else underlying your smarm and snark- the inference that people are too stupid to make their own decisions, and therefore need YOU to swoop in to save them from themselves. You feign pity for the poor victims of these supposed hucksters, but the undertone seems to be that they’re such clueless subhuman sheep that they’ll willingly hand out their credit card to anyone who calls up and asks nicely. Your posts don’t seem intended to help anyone- they just seem like an excuse for you to vent your contempt for the entire rest of humanity. Yup, everyone but you is either a con artist or a clueless imbecile.
There is clearly a lot of real fraud on the Internet. But you’re not going after the guys who produce fake virus scanners and then charge to remove it. You’re not going after the Phishers. No, you’re sitting around attacking hipster chicks for trying to run freelance consulting businesses. Wow, way to aim high, SD.
LOSER!! ::   -13
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Alley-Cat Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
@Pepper,
Your “hipster chick” charges $500 for a one and a half hour chat about something she obviously knows nothing about..
It makes her fair game for an assault in my view. Her claim to fame comes down to designing web sites using the Thesis theme (which are pretty shit by the way) and having babies.
If people stick shit up on the Internet people shouldn’t be surprised when they are called out on it.
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Walt Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
@Pepper, “Cleaning up” the internet has to start somewhere, and it’s usually more constructive to nip things in the bud early, BEFORE they can possibly snowball into syndicates, boiler rooms, and sweat lodges.
Feel free to report on what it is you’ve been doing to halt the spread of those “fake virus scanners,” or “phishers.” Or ANYTHING to do with “cleaning up the net,” because frankly, you just sound like a wolf in asshole clothing.
WINNER!! ::   +12
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
@Pepper ::
Who other than Rachael would call Rachael a “hipster” chick? Hipster is a bit of an insult … but it flatters Rachael.
That’s good reasoning. But I see you’re commenting from St. George :: home of mine enemies :: and that you’ve been here before …
http://saltydroid.info/scamming-two-debbies/comment-page-1/#comment-70254
… that right there is a fucked up post to be trolling on from the BeeHive State. Wouldn’t you agree?
But I guess it makes sense of you calling Rachael a “hipster” since you’ve probably never seen one of those in the wild.
Did you know that it’s actually the fumes that burn?
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Juice Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 5:17 am
@SD, Bye Pepper!
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SD Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 6:00 am
@Pepper ::
Here’s your hipster hero now :: blogging a musical manifesto of Rachael …
“This, the first part in our musical manifesto, sounds like the rallying cry of a movement.
It sounds like the beating hearts of multitudes of entrepreneurs who are striving, tooth and nail and blood sweat and tears, to do their great work.
http://brandharmonystudio.com/a-musical-manifesto-in-four-parts-part-one-you-are-not-alone/
And the music that launched this revolution?
Linkin Park
… you know … hipster music.
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Sundog Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 6:46 pm
@SD, He showed up a year ago too, talking about how great launches were, and how Kern/Jenkins were marketing geniuses, bragging about how he sold something to small business owners.
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# 30 November 2011 at 10:48 am

stoic said:
two out of ten..
for a piss-poor piece of misdirection. We’ve all seen way better here already.
Must do better.
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Pepper Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 am
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@stoic, assuming that this was yet another of your attempts to dry-hump my leg, I’d merely point out that you missed the Reply button.
LOSER!! ::   -8
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stoic Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
@Pepper,
While you have missed the point entirely.
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208-577-6210 Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
@Pepper,
Speaking as a life architect and lifestyle design freelance executive (twice voted one of the most influential 500 lifestyle design freelance executives in the association of lifestyle design freelance executives), I must advise you that you’re misdirecting your energies here.
Firstly, you’ve spent far too long obsessing over a “barrel-scraping” post – an inconsistency hinting at inner conflict that may have arisen from spending too much time in a tree when you were a young child. I know that I once climbed a tree and felt deeply conflicted and lonely for years afterwards.
Secondly, much of the love we feel for ourselves and others simply has to be paid for. Jesus said: “He who loves, pays” (Book of Kern, chapter 1, verse 3). All of your comments here have been such high value that you really ought to be withdrawing from this site, placing all of your accumulated life wisdom behind a paywall on your own membership site, and experiencing the love and wealth of nurturing a group of awesomey awesomist awesomaniacal awsomers as you guide them through such difficult life choices as “How do I operate the ‘reply’ function on saltydroid.info?”
You’ve got the skills and knowledge to make that happen, and if someone tells you otherwise, you just say “Fuck off out of my life you negative prick!! You don’t own me!! You’re dragging down the positive energies of my uterus!! I am financially free! I am financially free! I am…”
WINNER!! ::   +18
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Down Plunder Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 4:48 am
Brilliant post!
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# 30 November 2011 at 11:02 am

Martin said:
One thing about blogging and specially about making videos like she did is it’s like therapy for many people. It makes people like her feel better about themselves.
The only downside is that it’s hard to charge people for the love you give them. If you want to make money, go sell cars or building materials. If you want to make love then just get together with some people and cuddle.. it’s like.. umm.. two different things.. ^-)
WINNER!! ::   +7
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Anonymous Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
@Martin, you’re wrong, you can mix business with “love”. It’s called prostitution, or as they say in hickville “ho’in”.
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Anonymous Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
That’s what I do when women give me food in exchange for sex.. ;D
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# 30 November 2011 at 1:17 pm

Tom Stannard said:
Yet another scamming fuck turd on the loose.
I really hope there is an extensive behind-the-scenes mother-of-all-takedowns-on-scammers being prepared.
Surely it would behoove whoever is in charge in the US to pay someone handsomely to go after all these
monstrous cunts on a full time basis?
Why not give the job to this guy – looks like he needs something to get his teeth into?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Spitzer
It would be a vote winner for sure – I can’t see too many people complaining when these unethical clueless greedy lying satan-worshipping fuck-turds get shafted by the justice system.
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# 30 November 2011 at 5:54 pm

You're so silly said:
$500 per hour. Who pays that? I want names. (for list building)
Poor thing. She’s bought into the idea that you can’t have clients without “lie”.
Seriously $500 per hour??? Both ends of that phone call are bat-shit insane.
But it’s no wonder.
In a world where mainstream marketing hero Dan Kennedy holds standing room only seminars and in 2002 says things like,
(concerning the “tell them it’s not their fault” technique using his marketing for Susan Powter as an example.)
“… the whole pitch was you’re overweight. It’s not your fault. You’ve been victimized. The whole diet industry conspires to rip you off. Everybody in the diet industry has kept the truth from you. I’m finally gonna tell ya the truth. Kay. Mmm. Which is about as far from the truth as you can possibly get and still be on this planet.”
Internet Marketing is filled with Dan Kennedy’s (spirit) babies.
The lineage goes something like this: Kennedy begat Carlton. Carlton begat Kern. Kern begat Deiss. Deiss begat this mixed up young woman. And so on and so forth.
Direct response marketing sperm trickles down through every generation. It is immune to fines, jail time and even humanity. It will never die.
(This post is a bit discombobulated. I’ve been reading too many of Jack’s posts. Who, by the way, I am now certain is close to genius.)
WINNER!! ::   +9
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SD Reply:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
@You’re so silly ::
And the further you get from the source … the poorer the execution … until it’s just absolute silliness like with heartless/hopeless Rachael here.
Yeah @Jack’s a genius … but you have to be pretty smart to figure that out … it’s a fun trick. I hope it turns out he’s my sock puppet and it’s just yet another one of my really good ideas. Consider that rumor started.
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Unicorn Army Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 8:45 am
@SD, all this time I thought you were Jack’s sock puppet. Thanks for clearing that up.
(Jack, to save you the time of looking it up on Wikipedia, you take a sock and draw a face on the bottom part by the toes, then put your hand in it. On second thought, probably safer if you look it up, it’s easy to mess up and then it’s upside down.)
Seriously tho – if there are actual victims in this story… I will be gravely disappointed. Surely no one has actually paid the $500 for the brand harmonica lessons, right?
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Jack Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 12:02 pm
@Unicorn Army, I’m finding too many definitions of sock puppets, so I think best idea is to put them in a hat to draw one and then use it going forward to understand what the people are talking about here.
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Luther Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 2:15 pm
@Jack, Hi Jack, I got to thinking, I wonder if you maybe might be related to Mr. Angelos Epithemiou, who is over in England? He used to drive a burger van, until it caught on fire.
If you are, you maybe should congratulate him because after the burger van he was driving caught on fire some people heard about it and put him on what they call the TELLY, because he has good ideas like you do. That’s why I was thinking maybe you were related.
I’m not sure why there is the word “comedy” in this URL, because I don’t see how a URL can be funny, except for the numbers which are kind of funny. But this one tells about Mr. Epitheiou:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/comedy/2009/07/shooting-stars-matt-lucas-intr.shtml
His ideas are kind of like yours maybe:
Here we get to learn about how he is in the top 10% of the bottom 10%:
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Jack Reply:
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:36 am
@Luther, So far I forgot to apologize when I didn’t thank you for showing me Mr. Angelos Epithemiou because I got lost around watching his YouTube videos remembering my nostalgia of watching them here where getting my heart feeling about some of my favorite teachers when growing up as a child.
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# 30 November 2011 at 7:19 pm

asdf said:
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More like Caffeinated Nymph…
Congrats to the first two men who had the courage to admit their mistake and divorce this “thing” (but shame on the first one for having sex twice with her first…).
Who would pay $500 after listening to that there video? Guess I need to raise my rates to $750 an hour (I talk droids out of going after scammers. Good thing that Jason guy is too cheap to pay, eh?).
LOSER!! ::   -6
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Down Plunder Reply:
December 1st, 2011 at 5:06 am
@asdf, I’d like to call myself “:lkj” just because but Salty wont let me dammit. I find your comment a bit off frankly. I don’t think I’ve ever considered a woman a “thing” but that might be just me not sure. I’m also not sure how anyone justifies raising their rates to that level cept to give their ego a plug. We all know that the last guy who raised his rates also raised the temperature and is now incarcerated contemplating his navel. Keep it real and everyone else will too.
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# 30 November 2011 at 8:05 pm

Ed Dale Scam said:
You can tell she’s stupid by the way she talks. AQI. Otherwise known as talking “up” at the end of every phrase, sometimes every few words.
The girls an idiot. Sure, there are bigger fish to fry in the scammers pool, but she is still worthy of attention here.
The ittybiz connection – it’s there, oh it’s there – she is Naomi 2.0.
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# 1 December 2011 at 5:38 am

Mark said:
Her holding page says the website is in maintenance mode and will be back up on the 14th November. Maybe she is eating her own uterus.
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# 1 December 2011 at 8:26 am

Holy Sh- said:
The latest announcement is that she’s left her latest husband and she needs monies nao.
http://brandharmonystudio.com/meet-rhiannon/
There is a paid community, for $20 a month, with a forum and regular Skype meetups. I love these people. I give them a lot of what I have, gratis, because they’re the reason I’m doing this work. Please consider joining us.
Um, you’re not giving them anything gratis; you’re giving them what little you have to offer at the low, low price of $20 a month.
There’s also a “business school” in the works. No word on costs yet, but I’m guessing it will look painfully overpriced compared to more legitimate options.
This is like a trainwreck that’s just about to hit. I shouldn’t look, but I can’t turn away.
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# 2 December 2011 at 7:41 am

Vern said:
You know, I didn’t quite catch what she was offering. I got that she’s had a rough time, and she’s very needy. I didn’t see what was in it for me though if I join her community.
Her positioning seems to be, “I’m owed … so you pay me”.
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_cartman_ Reply:
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:58 am
@Vern,
Her positioning seems to be, “I’m owed … so you pay me”.
Seems to be the trend…whatever “lie” it takes to sell the sob story…
The government doesn’t want me to succeed…my wife doesn’t get me…my husband doesn’t support me…my parents never understood me….my siblings are mean…space aliens probed me….society is jealous…as a successful woman I get death threats…etc…etc…
the SECRET internet marketwhores motto…if at first you don’t succeed, try to lie again…
This year, I left an abusive husband.
[[January 2011...play 18:12....play 21:51...play 22:19]]
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Carol Reply:
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:05 am
@_cartman_, I’m wondering if she meant to say “abused” instead of “abusive.”
If she ever needs a “pot to piss in,” she could borrow Naomi Dunford’s juice pitcher and have Naomi show her how to crawl under the kitchen table and urinate in it like Naomi bragged about doing on her blog.
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stoic Reply:
December 3rd, 2011 at 6:16 am
@Carol,
I see a how-to ebook and an ever increasing back-end in that.
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Just Jake Reply:
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:39 am
@_cartman_,
Maybe ‘abusive’ is a code word for ‘telling your wife she’s wasting her time trying to make money on the Internet’.
She says in the video that he runs an offline business. One day he probably said ‘I know what real businesses look like, and what you have isn’t a real business.’ So she called Naomi, and Naomi told her she ought to leave him because a spouse who doesn’t encourage every pixie-dust dream a woman has is an abusive monster.
great work ND. You have a lot to be proud of.
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Lanna Reply:
December 3rd, 2011 at 3:48 pm
@_cartman_,
This video is an awesome find, @_cartman_!
I watched the first few minutes before forwarding to the points you recommended. It was interesting to hear how:
(1) Rachael never imagined she’d have to work(!).
(2) When asked about her work experience, Rachael prattles on about making photocopies when she was 15.
(3) When Rachael’s younger sister completed design school and started freelancing, Rachael jumped on the and-I-can-too bandwagon despite having no interest or experience in Web design. Now she’s an expert! And you can too!
It’s also pretty telling if you watch this with the sound off and compare Andy to Rachael. Andy’s like an attentive date, maintaining eye contact, feigning interest and laughing at all the right times. Rachael looks everywhere but the camera and kind of thrashes about. She’s like a nervous seven-year-old telling a too-well-rehearsed lie.
OK, so the abuse. The educated parts of my brain keep telling me how anyone can be an abuser, and how manipulative psychological abuse can be more devastating than physical abuse or simple verbal threats, and how a woman who’s been in two abusive marriages is more likely to wind up in a third abusive marriage because we seek familiarity and because of the self-blame of battered person syndrome, and, and — my gut says, “That guy? Troy? The guy in the Dragon Ball Z armor? No way.”
I think Rhiannon Llewellyn would tell me to trust my [womyn's] intuition [welling up from my uterus].
So when Rachael was targeting the EntrepreneurialDaddy.com set, Troy was a “very supportive husband,” but when Rhiannon Llewellyn targets the Lindas of the world with their DontGoHomeWithHim.com websites, he was “abusive.” How convenient.
If she really left him, why is she still hosting his website? If he’s that awful, screw the money and the contract. Send him a refund check and a CD with his files and tell him to GTFO of your uterus-Web-server-hosting.
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# 2 December 2011 at 8:09 am

208-577-6210 said:
As a life coach and thought leader, I’m often asked:
“Sir, would you please come with us to the station? You’re under arrest.”
Now that’s a challenging question. We all experience challenges, and it’s only by facing them that we can become the kick-ass world-changing awesominaters we need to be. Not for ourselves. Oh, no. For our families.
So people often say to me..like..they often say “What’s it all about, 208? What’s it all for? Is money all there is?” And I say to them, with tears streaming down my face: This money wouldn’t mean anything if it wasn’t for my beautiful wife Debbie, and our wonderful daughter fill-her-name-in-later. Even as a baby, little fill-her-name-in-later just couldn’t bear to be left out – posing in her sleep for the camera for my promotional materials. Sadly, she’s critically ill right now, lying in a coma. I stopped by for some quality family time after my sell-out “Find the Inner You-ness” seminar in luxurious Las Vegas.
“How you doin’ there kid?” I asked. The nurse looked at me sternly: “Are you the father? She’s been in a coma for a month.”
“You know, it’s people like you who make this world the way it is” I said. “Why have you got to be so damn negative all the time? I transform people’s lives! I create! I LOVE, goddammit! What kind of value do you offer? I’ve just hosted an awesome seminar. You just go around handing out bad news…”
But she’d left the room by this point and I was alone with little fill-her-name-in-later. She raised that cute little head off the pillow, and said to me “Dad, what are you doing here? You need to be out there, following your dream, pursuing your mission, taking an awesome trip to Awesomistan! You need to be doing what you love…marketing!”
“You’re right kid” I said, choking back the tears, “it’s time to get back out there!” What a kid! With all my heart I wanted to stay, but it was time to put my family’s needs first. That’s what love is all about.
Thank you for taking this journey with me – for hearing my story. You’ve been wonderful..awesome…fantastic…and I love you in an incredibly real and sincere way. And if you want to invest in my coaching, and flourish in happiness and wealth and organic growth, just know that it’s exactly what my coma-stricken daughter would have wanted. No pressure.
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Mr. Creosote Reply:
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:26 pm
@208-577-6210, Where do we sign up for your paid community, because we’d all like to get more of what you are sharing “gratis?”
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# 2 December 2011 at 7:43 pm

Wow said:
Wow just wow.
I mean really? Do people have absolutely no shame putting themselves out of video in, well, shameless ways to try and build some sort of following? Who is this chick? If she reads this…please……..please………get some shame and stop being so PATHETIC!
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