Sometimes white ladies kill their babies :: they probably don’t mean it as a favor to CNN … but it is one.

Last week the State of Arizona completed its case against James Death Ray.  CNN is no longer covering the trial because they’re super busy looking at weather maps and buying new touch screens for zooming in on Wolf Blitzer’s beard. But they were back on the scene today in case the defense’s obligatory motion for acquittal was granted.

It wasn’t.


 

– #JamesRay Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila!! #


 

– Ms. Polk :: Liz heard #JamesRay say that she was okay :: so she said she was okay. She wasn’t okay. #


 

– People in the group wanted to help each other but they felt intimidated by #JamesRay #


 

– Kirby needed help :: but #JamesRay needed to close a flap. #


 

– Debbie testified that #JamesRay said :: “really … she’s not breathing?” regarding Kirby :: oh my … #


 

– The things Dr. Dickson said would be the “signs to watch for” were the very things that #JamesRay was trying to induce. #


 

– Ms. Polk turns over the mic to MC Hughes. #JamesRay #


 

– Legal mumbojumbos confusing. #JamesRay sucks though … that’s clear. #


 

– “Russian Roulette is not cool … even if there’s a waiver” :: says the law. #JamesRay #


 

– Mr. Hughes making the case that #JamesRay had a legal duty to act :: and he did not do so. #


 

– Time is critical in a heat stroke situation :: not sandwiches. #JamesRay #


 

– Mr. Hughes sits. Mr. Li has 12 minutes … he starts with an objection to information coming through fire hoses. #JamesRay #


 

– Mr. Li can’t pronounce “vehemently” :: I object! #JamesRay #


 

– Mr. Li has a seven year old :: he’s not going to murder her in a sweat lodge. #JamesRay #


 

– Mr. Li argues that you can waive the duty of care. Then you can have sandwiches without remorse. #JamesRay #


 

– #JamesRay didn’t know about the altered states … when he was talking about them he was just joking or something. #


 

– The Judge speaks … #JamesRay #


 

– The Judge finds that there was a legal duty to the victims. #JamesRay #


 

– There is :: at the very least :: a contractual legal duty. #


 

– There is sufficient evidence of causation. #JamesRay #


 

– No 1st Amendment violation. No Due Process violation. #JamesRay #


 

– Rule 20 motion denied. Big surprise. Recess. #JamesRay #


 

– An hour into the defense :: first witness criminalist Dawn Sy :: no relevant questions yet. #JamesRay #


 

– Defense using the first witness to establish the fact that not enough meetings have been held. #JamesRay #


 

– The defense team was not missing me :: nor I them. #JamesRay #


 

– Why didn’t Det. Diskin want to know more about the things you didn’t find? #JamesRay #


 

– Truc Do :: “How does science work?” #JamesRay #


 

– Oh gosh … that was lame. Ms. Do sits. Why call that witness if that’s all you had? {ie nothing} #JamesRay #


 

– This lab criminologist doesn’t know much about o-phosphate poisoning cause of how it’s mostly used to kill bugs instead of people. #JamesRay #


 

– I wish #JamesRay would start shouting out stuff tourette style. That would bring CNN back for sure! #JamesRay #


 

– I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA!!! NO REFUNDS!!! JESUS WAS MY SHAMAN!!! #


 

– Mr. Hughes done. The lab didn’t find anything interesting … so this isn’t interesting. #JamesRay #


 

– Why didn’t the lab test for Plutonium-239? Is it because they hate #JamesRay and harmony? Think about it. #


 

– The defense opens its case with a failed bunt. Recess. #JamesRay #


 

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