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Salty Droid

The Great White Nope

You are a white man without a college degree …

  • you’re too fast and too furious … six
  • your wife is Chipotle
  • you’ve never been to a Crate & Barrel
  • you own Fight Club on DVD and Blu Ray
  • your K/D ratio is always above one
  • you think your fantasy baseball team matters to other people

… and you don’t have to vote for Donald J. Trump.

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