Salty Droid >> bleep bloop

Salty Droid

Trump University of Utah

How do you turn $97 :: into $9700 … with an eight letter word?

S - C - A - M - M - I - N - G

Damon Willis :: top salesman for Utah boiler room {and Trump University partner} Prosper Inc … has a different answer for this criminal crossword clue.

C - O - A - C - H - I - N - G

What you talkin’ about Willis?

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Donald Trump Scamfomercial

donald trump is a fucking scammer

appreciate the congrats for being right


>> bleep bloop


I think I’ve made a huge mistake. It’s not my fault though :: because I’m going to blame someone else … prolly my fake secretary Debbie.

It’s a bad time to be making mistakes. I just put up this sweet new website … and it’s purring like a dog that just ate a happy cat {no happy cats were harmed in the making of this sentence}. I’ve got big new ballbusting plans … and my reputation for veracity will be more important than ever.

… robot shame faced …


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don’t bet on enlightenment

… the fake robot’s three biggest stories …

Listed in order of importance :: from scam cutting edge … to scam dying dinosaur.

Documentaries about two of the three premiered this weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival. That’s some hardcore SaltyDroid kismet right there.

Karl :: my archangel … insisted that I attend.

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enlighten us {with death and darkness}

This is the last frame of the film :: Enlighten Us: The Rise and Fall of James Arthur Ray … a CNN documentary premiering tonight at the Tribeca Film Festival. The movie’s title is the reverse of the movie’s story … which chronicles the fall and rise of James Ray.

The Salty Droid will be at the premiere … disguised as a normcore fucking hipster.

DeathRay will be there too :: not disguised … as a total fucking monster. Maybe we’ll meet up after the show and discuss different creative ways he could kill himself. I’ll tell you all about it next week.

But let’s just start with this last frame … because it’s telling of the overall quality of the journalism on display here.

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