Is Internet Marketing on Life Support? Ryan Healy thinks maybe it is :: But I fucking hope that it is NOT.  I’ve given clear instructions to the nursing staff that IM is to be strictly DNR.  Let it suffocate while we eat ice cream and giggle.
but but but :: says you {cries :: groans :: screeching}
Silence!  Get over yourselves already. “Internet Marketing” is just a useless us vs. them label that isn’t doing anyone any favors.  Are you individualist entrepreneurs?  Or are you group think :: huddled up :: fragile …

James Arthur Ray LOVES to do him some media interviews!  He’s a whore’s whore. Where else can one sell one’s stinking demon oils to a massive global audience at no cost to oneself?  Exactly! Even if they occasionally {/almost never} make you sound a bit suspect :: you can still say that you were “Featured in Fortune” :: and the sheeple will be oh so fucking impressed.  So bring um on! Today Show?  Sure. Channel blah blah blah in Omaha? Hellz yeah.
But now … maybe … not so much.
In his …

The Salty Droid is fucking HUGE with the Native American Shaman / Asian Monk type demographic :: everyone who is anyone in the world of ancient mysticism is reading/channeling this blog.  Okay :: maybe not :: but at least a couple of them are … it’s called street cred … and I’ve got some.  Great comment last week about the Death Ray situation from @InjunSamarai reflecting this perspective.  I chatted him up some this week to make sure he wasn’t just bullshitting us {because there are one or two bullshitters …

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January has been a busy month for the Vicious Garden Gnome Mike Filsaime.  First he had his big {/little} Internet Marketing Cruise :: For Pedophiles .. By Pedophiles :: which went over like pancakes dipped in shit.  In the rumors I’m starting … the whole thing was a money losing disaster of paranoia and uncomfortable sex.  Loneliness in numbers :: yours for the low low price of EVERYTHING.
But now it’s time to party like it’s 1899!
:: Affiliate Appreciation Weekend ::
Explain it to us Gnome …

“I am spending about $100,000 on …

Did you hear that Brad Fallon and Andy Jenkins are mega-fucking-douche-bags? Yep! You did. You’re welcome.  And it wasn’t just one or two of you now was it?  Oh no … it was fuck near all of you.  The hush curtains are coming down … and the shit heads have NO IDEA what to do about it.  Rolling on ……..
1.  Brad and Andy are henceforth “BrAndy” :: cause they hate each other :: so that shit is funny.
2.  That photo is unaltered {by me} :: and not …

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This is part four of a three part series on Sheeple :: Cause I’ll do what I want!!
“What the hell are sheeple?” :: asks no one.  But then someone does ask :: because they struggle to understand portmanteaus :: and suddenly asking becomes all the rage and every last one of the sheeple steps up to the microphone and asks :: “What the hell are sheeple?”
Fucking sheeple … so predictable.
Previously we discussed {and then immediately forgot because uncomfortable …

James Arthur Ray :: and his herpes infested tongue :: has been refusing to answer questions for several months now.  You might think that’s because he’s a spineless fucking coward and the hypocrite of the century … and you’d be right.
But Death Ray has been doing his own O.J. style “investigation” into the deaths he knows he caused. This week saw the release of two “white papers” which are the first work product from that fake-hunt for truth.  “White Papers” is a strange way to describe what turns out to …

James Arthur Ray :: and his shriveled useless nut-sack :: were frequent guests of the news media.  The media asked tough questions like: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?” :: and :: “Why are you so gosh dang awesome?”  You can watch five glorious minutes of them wasting our time and leading us to slaughter here :: free of charge {you’re welcome}.
Over the course of several years :: Ray made dozens of different TV appearances.  Local :: National :: Cable :: Business :: Oprah.  The dude got around.  …

Each year the tiny town of GnomeVille has a pissing contest :: literally.  The winner of the contest gets to spend several decades selling used cars in what the GardenGnomes call :: “the big people world!” :: One such lil’ pissin’ champion was turdy little troll {because even gnomes can be trolls} Mike Filsaime.  After pissin’ big :: Mike did something none of the other gnomes had ever done :: he quit selling used cars. The Vicious Garden Gnome thought he could make more money by selling nothing :: for …

Sometimes cornucopias come stuffed with all kinds of lame ass fruits and yams and shit :: and no one is very interested.  The lame-a-tude of the cornucopia killed the still life as an art form :: a tragic fucking loss that we all still mourn.  But cornucopias may well experience a renaissance if more people stuff them full of delicious insider info about disgusting pig scammers.  I’ve just used cornucopia in four str8 sentences :: don’t like it? :: suck it!
The Droid has been smacking the crap out of StomperNet …