• Leonard-Coldwell-PHD-Trudeau

{ featuring }

Conspiracy to Destroy

By |April 3rd, 2014|

After a lifetime of epic grift :: serial huckster Kevin Trudeau is finally in jail … rotting like he always was. KT got ten years for failing to comply with some government paperworks he signed ten years ago as […]

The Burton Family Affairs

By |February 5th, 2014|

It’s clear how Michael Burton’s faux career at scam company Herbalife is going to end :: fucking disastrously … and with no possible excuses.

“But how did his career begin?” … asks a giraffe standing on a turtle.

Well :: inquisitive giraffe […]

The Burton Affairs

By |January 28th, 2014|

Herbalife show piece :: and puffy-old-ass-white-guy :: Michael Burton … is … magnificently :: colossally :: stratospherically :: hyperbolic-adverbially … bankrupt. Bankrupt enough :: in fact … to be ten average American bankruptcies all by his gross muscly lonesome.

It’s […]

Herbalife’s Bankruptcy Business

By |January 17th, 2014|

… is what Herbalife President’s Team member Michael Burton said to me :: unconvincingly … this past fall when I was fake robotic questioning him about his various scum sucking.

“I will be sharing the great health […]

On Six

By |January 10th, 2014|

2013 sucked it :: like … hardcore.

“This can’t be fucking happening” … is how I’d sum up the year in fake robotic sentiment. Not exactly a fresh sentiment around here I know :: but it’s deeper now … darker […]

The Godfather of Herbalife

By |December 6th, 2013|

And now introducing John Tartol :: seen here posers posing with some of his vile TartolSpawn Jrs … the pic {mostly} unaltered. He’s “the godfather of Herbalife” … … get it? … … it’s not funny :: because it’s […]

The Death Dealer in Scamworld

By |December 4th, 2013|

James Arthur Ray :: on a big fucking post-homicidal comeback … making his second media appearance in a week. Today’s appearance though :: on The Verge …
The Death Dealer: ’Secret’ guru James Arthur Ray led three people to their deaths… […]

The Auditioning

By |November 27th, 2013|

At least four dead people later … James Arthur Ray is back on CNN.

And he’s :: like … all sorry and stuff. How else is one to interpret the dye and highlight job?


It’s the greatest pain I can imagine, […]

Vemma AutoSuit

By |November 22nd, 2013|

Vemma’s not a scam. I know :: because I attended one of their big ol’ con-tastic events … and every single one of their Instagraming tweaker-speakers told me so.

Vemma’s no scam bro … YPR.

Do these peeps here look like […]

Vemma Con

By |October 17th, 2013|

“Raise your hand if you’ve spent your last dollars to get here today” … says one of the young Vemma Leadership Academy speakers as he paces the stage like an #MLMtweeker on the fiend. About half of the 3500 […]

Snakes on a Plane

By |October 10th, 2013|

Anthony Powell didn’t meet Herbalife’s high {fake} ethical standards :: so after just a couple of decades of letting him do whatever the fuck … they pretended to promptly and politely part ways with his punkass. Fly away chubby […]

Confesstimonial :: Collateral Damage

By |October 4th, 2013|

All you have to do to succeed :: is succeed at convincing others that they can succeed at succeeding … just by convincing others to succeed.

It’s that simple {of a mindfuck}.

Why aren’t you doing it?

Oh and also :: it will […]

{ bleep bloops }

  • Herbalife Vision Values Propaganda

Herbalife Vision Values Propaganda

You know how Chairman Mao had everyone carry around a little red book :: to help remind them that their thoughts were not their own? Yeah :: it’s just exactly like that … except […]

  • Suck and Swallow

Suck and Swallow

Dirt bag :: piece of shit :: fuck stupid cog in the sick machine … John Swallow … may be set to resign as Utah’s Attorney General.

The Deseret News …

Embattled Utah Attorney General John […]

  • HerbaMoobs


This fucking awesome fake robot site has been down for a month {terrible timing I know!} :: and basically … I blame Perry Belcher … even if the causation is rather attenuated at this […]

{ older stuffs }

  • I’m a MommyBlogger
  • Network Marketing for Dummies
  • Donald Trump’s Rich Dad University
  • Herbalife :: Eat Me
  • Empower Network :: Revenge of the Wussies
  • Emmediate Political Solutions
  • Herbalife vs Black People
  • Belgium vs Herbalife
  • Falsifyingly Herbalife
  • Catch and Release
  • Am I Not A Lawyer?
  • The Marcus Evans Effect