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Believing in Math


Last week I built a case docket for the Herbalife lawsuit and linked in most of the relevant case documents. I’ll be keeping that page up to date and pinning it to the top of the site whenever there’s something new to talk about.

In 2011 I tried to post continuous content to a single page while I covered the triple homicide trial of media establishment conman (and person with deep ties to Herbalife and MLM) James Arthur Ray. That page ended up with a thousand comments and started collapsing under its own weight.

In 2018 this site is like a laser. This docket post will not collapse, and the large (searchable) documents associated with it load all but instantly. It’s so amazing.

The internet is ruining the world–but it’s also the world’s best thing. We could still harness the power of the internet to disintermediate the devil; to level the playing field; to facilitate global free speech like never before. Sure, right now it’s mostly being used to concentrate power in the hands of the worst of us… like everything always has been. But we haven’t lost just because we are currently losing.

Truth will win. Math will win.

Just so you know–in spite of whatever–I still believe.

Rodgers vs. Herbalife (docket)


Case No. 1:17-cv-23429

Interactive case docket regularly updated with: words, pictures, documents, videos, and maybe a light sprinkling of jokes.

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Payday Protection

Have you seen that six-part Netflix documentary series Dirty Money?

It’s good.

If you watch just one; let it be Episode 4, Cartel Bank, about the Mexican money laundering operations of Herbalife’s bank, HSBC. Think about the rise of Herbalife’s Mexican nutrition clubs while you watch it.

{ No, I’m sorry. That was just a little note to myself. Ignore that. Oh you already are ignoring that? Cool cool cool. }

What I meant was…

Watch Episode 2, Payday, about payday lender and–omg he actually made himself a race car driver–narcissist Scott Tucker.

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The Kingpins


You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney–and obviously you cannot–then screw you.

That’s how the law “works” for real people. The system is built for, and run by, powerful synthetic people. Corporations, cartels, partnerships, shells, professional associations, unions, and government agencies are “the people”–the people are the pawns.

When Herbalife needs lawyers to fight off fraud claims, they get to pick from the biggest and the bestest. It makes no difference that their business model is a blatant deception bringing about a humanitarian crisis. Members of the legal monopoly don’t have to care about petty triflings like morality. Herbalife’s got the cash to put up a huge retainer–and to pay legal bills larger than the operating budgets of most companies–so the “best” lawyers and law firms are immediately available to them… less than no questions asked.

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Peak Performance Presidents

Bill Clinton and Tony Robbins are besties. They both like to mention it and it’s gross both ways. Name-drop circle jerk: This is America.

In Tony’s story, the night before Clinton was impeached - for being a disgusting lying piece of garbage - he was on the landline to the infomercial salesman seeking his (allegedly) sage advice.

If your life coach is an actual life coach you need a new life coach.

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