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Herbalife and Carl Icahn have spent years buying Herbalife shares. Now Carl is selling some shares.

What will happen to the stock?

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Herbalife Is Not Nutrition

Herbalife changed their name.

“Our new name, Herbalife Nutrition, reflects our strategic transformation as a leader in the nutrition industry.”

They’ve strategically transformed into a leader in nutrition. But they don’t sell food; they sell food replacements isolated from commodity crops and industrialized into unnatural pills and powders. It’s the opposite of everything that science, and life, has to tell us about nutritiousness.

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Documented Defamation

Don’t be Jelly, but, I was in a documentary. It never really got much traction; the filmmakers knew they were taking a risk - fully crazed character assassination is an out of favor sub-genre.

I’d give it a solid five out of an indefinite number of stars.

This is a screencap picto-summary of the film’s narrative vision:

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PhotoSpam - Summit on Land and Sea

I’m not a full time trash can photographer, it’s just one of my passions. This one basically sums up my experience floating around the Caribbean during the Summit at Sea.

You are sailing on the greenest ship on Earth; all waste is sorted and recycled on board.

Even the trash cans were fake woke…

We’re on a giant floating mall powered by building sized engines. This is one of the least efficient forms of travel, and the form least useful to tourism dependent local communities. But us rich white people shouldn’t have to feel any guilt about throwing away our plastic trash while attending this preposterous party… because a low wage international workforce will be sorting our garbage.

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PhotoSpam - Warehouse Stakeout

That time I rented a car and did a stakeout of Herbalife’s bizarre Miami warehouse. It was boring. I needed some kind of sidekick to fetch me coffees and bear the brunt of my witty banter.

The warehouse is located near the Opa Locka “Executive” airport. I think you’re allowed to snort coke in line at “executive” airports… I don’t know. It’s important that rich people be allowed to do whatever they want.

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