The big fat face that Donald J. Trump keeps beneath his combover … seems to be slowly melting into the area once occupied by his neck. Maybe his new neck face can grow a second mouth that will make him sound less of a goddamn dumbass?
This clowned-faced egomaniac :: full on scammer :: and proud member of Sarah Palin’s no-books club … lost the third presidential debate as badly as he’d lost the first two. But he did make some solid points along the way :: like …
I should know … because slapping around big bully conmen is my jam.
I’ve grabbed a huge amount conmen by the pussy since 2009 … a really huge amount. And they just let me do it :: because I’ve never been wrong folks … never. Believe me! I’m tremendous at calling out conmen :: really tremendous … the best.
The Federal Trade Commission has taken massive action against Herbalife.
Oh my sweet green jesus … I’m flabbergasted! I was sure they’d do nothing meaningful :: because …
a) Herbalife is too big and rich an opponent. b) Because it would step on the toes of the SEC. c) Because it would question the integrity of a stock market without integrity. d) Because it would seem to be done in the service of some rich asshole. e) Because there are 800 softer targets available.