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PhotoSpam - Warehouse Stakeout

That time I rented a car and did a stakeout of Herbalife’s bizarre Miami warehouse. It was boring. I needed some kind of sidekick to fetch me coffees and bear the brunt of my witty banter.

The warehouse is located near the Opa Locka “Executive” airport. I think you’re allowed to snort coke in line at “executive” airports… I don’t know. It’s important that rich people be allowed to do whatever they want.

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PhotoSpam - Use, Wear, Talk

People who spend years trapped inside Herbalife’s mind game end up with a storage locker full of propaganda, paperworks, and bad memories.

By the time they talk to me they’ve usually purged it all in some semi-ceremonial sort of way. It’s a good thing to do. A physical manifestation of the “putting this mistake behind me” moment can really help with the forgiving oneself and moving forward part of the process that is essential to fully escaping the MLM manipulation loop.

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Homeless to Herbalife

This post is brought to you by Tony Robbins.

This is your last chance to see Tony Robbins live in Dallas, June 23-26, 2016. Mention that you saw this old screen capture from my phone and receive the SaltyDroid Special pricing package (which includes being disrespected and forcibly removed from the venue). Sorry no refunds.

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Stay Home SaltyDroid

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This post is brought to you by Tony Robbins.

So I did this podcast. I don’t like doing stuff like that (so please don’t ask me to be on your podcast), but I try to say yes anyway (so please don’t ask me to be on your podcast). Because isn’t getting the message out there kinda my job?

Shut up! Don’t you dare answer that question! What the hell do you know about my job?

But yeah, it’s probably my job.

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Tell-Tale Heartless

This post is brought to you by Tony Robbins; and by the Tony Robbins ads that track me everywhere I go on the interent; and by the Tony Robbins ads that have tracked me through all of my everywheres and all of my everythings.

Tony Robbins.

Decide to save up to 30% living life on your terms: right now, do it, right now, decide!

1-800-your-terms.

So Tony Robbins was out trying to convert massive ad spends into expensive upsell seminar participants; aka changing a lot of lives, #blessed. And this happened…

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