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Welcome to SaltyDroid 2018.

I’m Jason Jones. I write this website.

Hello World!

We’ve never really talked before. I’ve spent almost a decade inhabiting the voice of an angry internet robot, hiding my real self behind an abstractionist curtain.

It’s been fun. It’s been funny.

But I feel like I should make a confession:

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Rule 3 vs. LuLaRoe

Sometimes the things I do make things worse :: or at least harder … for the people I’m most trying to help.

It’s terrible!

Is it okay to increase the suck for 10 people in order to {maybe hopefully} decrease it for 10,000 others? Don’t try too hard to answer that question or you’ll end up an unemployed liberal arts professor.

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Rodgers vs. Herbalife (extended cut)

So you saw the 83 page RICO complaint against Herbalife and a couple double dozen of their top distributors :: and you were like …

I wish it was longer!

Point taken.

Here is the 246 page version with all the exhibits attached.

Thank you for your continued interest in boring documents.

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Mashed Circle of Success

Did I mention that :: in partnership with Miami litigation firm Mark Migdal & HaydenJones@Law has filed a real facesmacker of lawsuit against 20 ton turd salad Herbalife?

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I know “20 ton turd salad” is fancy lawyer talk :: I think it’s latin or something … I’m sorry for talking over your empty little heads with my advanced scholarship.

Yesterday Truth in Advertising posted the RICO complaint to their important site … along with the above video {which looks like something I would make minus the creepy background track that I so shamelessly overuse}.

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SaltyDroid’s 7 Rules for Better Blogging

I hate being called a “blogger” :: it’s stupid … but surely if “blogger” is a thing I’m a very successful one.

I’ve spent a lot of time shitting on “blogging about blogging” sites/cartels … all peddling their useless tips as religious sacraments to hopeful and struggling writers.

But I have never offered any useful advice on the subject … even though I very much empathize with hopeful and struggling writers. So here it is :: a onetime unlimited time offer … SaltyDroid’s 7 Rules for Better Blogging.

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