David Sipes

Boiled Gnome

You know I hate me some gnomes :: the hats :: the tiny dumb dancing :: the chirp chirp singing … and of course the fucking scamming. Maybe it’s not fair to judge all gnomes based on my limited experience with them :: but so what … I don’t have to be fair to gnomes. Fuck you gnomes :: […]

McGruff Grows Up

Begin lawyer talk in 3 :: 2 :: 1 … oh god make it stop …
Congress passed 15 USC ยง 6102 to tell the FTC to do something about people being buttholes over the phone :: this was back in the Nineties when Congress still did stuffs without needing to be tazed. It’s the FTC’s job to make the […]

Phones :: Lies :: & AudioTape

Remember when I made us all listen to Debbie :: a secretary in her mid-fifties making $26K :: getting scammed by a Utah boiler room for five figures? It was awful :: lots of people couldn’t listen to it all the way through.

Whatever!

I refuse to accept that. If you want to follow this story :: or be a part […]