Justice has demanded that I attain all DMCA claims filed against The Droid and publish them on this blog.  Seriously! :: Justice took the form of a masked baby kitten and started barking orders at me.  It kind of freaked me out :: So I’ve decided to comply.  Relax you silly kitty :: relax.
One of the super cool things about the DMCA is how none of the caving web companies will hand over the complaints that led to your no-process muzzling.
The Droid {taking the form of The Jason} :: I’d …

Via the colorful InBox of The Salty Droid ::
Date: Aug 12, 2009
From: “Lara Townsend” lifetimemarketingsuccess.help@gmail.com
CC: legal@lifetimemarketingsuccess.com

To the owner of SaltyDroid.info:
It has come to my attention that you are illegally using a picture from my blog on your site:
http://www.saltydroid.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/not-funny.jpg
It appears on this page:
http://www.saltydroid.info/the-floportunity-of-a-lifetime/
The graphic was stolen from this original web page, owned by my company:
http://www.mlmblog.com/archives/2009/03/3-time-saving-tools-to-streamline-your-business-life.html
As you did NOT obtain permission to use my graphic, it’s fully copyrighted and you are using it in violation of US and International copyright law, please remove that picture *immediately* (within the next …

Sometimes Twitter conversations between the “Brick Stupid” and the “Rock Stupid” can be hard to follow.  Let me act as your Stupidity Translator Droid and guide you through one such Twitter Tangle™.
Three days ago Tanya Chadwick sent this Tweet to my BFF Evil Jowls ::
TanyaChadwick:  @PerryBelcher you are the bomb Mr. Perry Belcher,who is this guy that keeps sending me sh.t about not following you?he needs to get a life!
Tanya is not a fan of The Droid :: It’s a little strange because her Twitter Bio says she’s a fan …

Not everyone is in love with The Salty Droid {inexplicable!} :: Apparently, some people would rather NOT be informed that their Prophet of False Hope is a scum sucking maggot.  In a darker age :: I’d have been burned as witch long ago.  But in the Information Age there has been a significant decrease in the deadliness of slings and arrows.
The Apologists {flinging fecal globules}
StinkMarketer :: Calling yourself a Salty Droid is lame and you’re annoying. Stop following me.
ChinHair :: you sure are a salty fella. must be miserable being …

Meet Marky Mark. Mark is extremely rich … not literally of course … but that is his super-subtle Twitter handle.  I’m Extremely Rich Biatch!
Mark would love to sell you on a MLM Opportunity {opportunity not implied}. But how can he get his message of Extreme Richification out to the UnRichified?  Master plan required –> obviously.
:: Mark’s Master Plan ::
Phase I — The Vanity Wall
Simulate the practice of pompous assholes worldwide and plaster your wall with written notification of your accomplishments.  Don’t have any accomplishments?  No Probs!! Here’s a list of …

Australians:  Anglican Afterbirth {nice!}
>> bleep
But still, some of them are fine!  Like friend of The Droid Mike Fitz.  Mike postulates that tweetergetter is a password harvester >> I know McCaffrey is a D-Bag so it wouldn’t surprise >> If he has harvested passwords, then he can sell that list to spammers/hackers multiple times and add another stack of dirty money to the rest of his ill-gotten gains.
Shortly after Mike published his post, Spastic Freak-a-Tron @JaceBarnett shows up to defend D-Bag McCaffrey. Because they ALWAYS do show up :: to every …

Pyramid Schemes are just so sad and disgusting!  >> They make the Poor Poorer >> And the Stupid Stupider <<  This conversation between two Twitter Pyramid Bitches nicely encapsulates that sadness.  Take note of Eric’s pathetically obvious attempt to use the social currency of Twitter to lube the unsavory transaction.
:::
@EricJames:  Ryan is one marketer you wanna follow and learn from … smart dude! I bought his Continuity Blueprint a few months ago …
@EricJames: … still haven’t taken everything out of the box though!
@jacebarnett: I’m sure I’ll pick up …

Sad little man, Kenneth Reno has decided to defend scum-sucking D-BAG Gary McCaffrey across Twitter.  If someone speaks out … Krazy Kenny’s ready to defend.  He’s a neutral observer of course, and he’s prepared to TESTIFY:

KennethReno: @drkilstein I got over 100 new followers overnight using Gary’s system… so he is not the only one who gets followers.

That BS testimony sounds a lot like the one Krazy Kenny is giving for the Instant Affiliate Generator >>> The “backend” scam that gives D-bag McCaffrey’s Chain Letter a reason for being.

That’s great Ken.  …