Articles in the Scribe Category
BlogWorld, Brian Clark, Chris Brogan, Copyblogger, Google, Laura Roeder, Naomi Dunford, Rick Calvert, Scams, Scamworld, Scribe, SEO, Sonia Simone »
BlogWorld New Media Expo Cofounder & CEO Rick Calvert {he insists that you call him by his full title on all occasions} … was born in a small stupid town that sat right outside a slightly larger stupid town. Rick always wanted to live in the slightly larger stupid town {where all the good people lived} :: but his family was too poor … they could barely afford to keep the goats. Rick’s mother was an Oompa-loompa :: and his father a failed professional bowler … hopelessly addicted to sniffing shoe glue. …
Brian Clark, Copyblogger, Scams, Scribe, Sheeple »
Operation CRUSH the fucking boiler rooms has officially begun …
… but then we had to pause to talk about newts and Twitter spammers and such so I could mention that I was quoted in one of America’s original science magazines. Woot! Nerd-gasm! Wanna talk some more about that? Cause I will …
No?
Okay fine :: but as long as we’re on the subject of stupid Twitter bullshit … let’s linger for a moment on turd eating chumpsicle Brian Clark.
Brian Clark is a copyblogger. A copyblogger :: for those of you not …
bleep bloop, Brian Clark, Copyblogger, Scribe, SEO »
Copyblogger’s Brian Clark no like me.
Me so sad :: me want to cry. How will me ever succeed on the blogs now?
I’ve been critical of Brian Clark’s vapid message :: his parasitic existence :: his censorship of dissent :: his being a big fat unreasonable bully :: and the total uselessness of his useless products.
Ouch.
Even worse {for Brian Clark} :: in spite of my outrageous outrageousness :: this fake robot website has become big and important … and whatever I’m bitching about seems to go right to the top of the search results.
Sorry Charlie … …
Brian Clark, Copyblogger, Free Speech, Scams, Scribe, SEO »
Scribe SEO :: the first two words of this post are Scribe and SEO. It doesn’t make that much sense.
Remember when I already used this photo?
Its file name is :: copyblogger-sonia-simone-brian-clark.jpg
What a lame and stupid file name. Back in the before time :: it would have had a fucking awesome name like …
awkward-moments.jpg
dumpy-love.jpg
touching-more-than-the-hem.jpg
… delicious! Those are file names you can believe in god damn it.
But then some of you conformist pussies were all like :: “use your title and image tags more effectively and you’ll rank better”. And I was all …
