Frank Kern wrote u a books about the glories of his glorious “marketing” career … you’re welcome.
It wasn’t hard {that’s what she said!}.
Irwin F. Kern III ain’t no good at marketing :: he’s got no education or experience in the profession {and may not even understand what the word means} :: but people say he’s a “genius marketer” because he says he’s a “genius marketer” … funny how that works … people believing stuff and stuff.
But what Frank lacks in marketing wisdom he more than makes up for with his …

James Malinchak isn’t a scammer :: according to a big fat pile of crap sites James Malinchak built to tell people/google about how he isn’t a scammer. I’d link to one :: but for some reason the things I link to tend to disappear.
Speaking of making things disappear :: what an odd request this is for a person so committed to burying his negative search results …

From: James Malinchak JV <MSecretsJV@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Subject: (Millionaire Secrets JV) Critical Info For Payout/Final Wrap-up

The Millionaire Secrets promotion was an
absolute blast, and we truly appreciate
all of …

Sean McAlister has a turd of a company that he and his drunk stupid mommy decided to call JVProductLauch. Sean and his hommies over JVPL will help you launch a massively overpriced fruaduct via dubious affiliate relationships. It doesn’t sound very exciting until you hear the background music …

Sean McAlister was JVPL’ing James Malinchak’s Millionaire Secrets Revealed frauduct :: and so had a direct financial interest in my shockingly popular post of almost the same name. Sean decided to try and save the launch by misrepresenting himself and his interests on this blog … not …

James Malinchak is a fucking scammer!
… or something.
Of course :: I’m a just fake robot so what do I know but parody?
My recent James Malinchak {aka fucking scammer} post landed on ole’ cuzin Malinchak like a plague of biblical frogs :: and he no likey. I mean :: hello :: he’s trying to launch a scam frauduct off the back-end of a BS television appearance over here … and this ain’t helping.
He better do something about it … like … um … like … um …
Says James Malinchak to the …

James Malinchak has a millionaire’s smile :: literally :: if smile values were calculated based on awkward surface area … which they are not.  So I guess he doesn’t have a millionaire’s smile so much as a fucked-up-retard {f-u-r} smile :: one that looks about as genuine as Harlan Kilstein’s tan.
But I’m sure that he’s a real millionaire on the inside :: it’s just the f-u-r smile that’s fake. Cause if he’s not a real millionaire :: then he’s a real fraud … because the only thing he has to sell is the idea that he got rich telling …