Robert Proxy was the fake man in charge of the fake robot on FaceBook.
The Salty Droid’s fan page on The Facebook was sparsely maintained :: because FaceBook is shit … and because The Droid already learned a hard lesson about building something valuable on someone else’s sell-out platform {*cough* twitter *cough* youtube *cough* bluehost *cough*}.
The death of four people :: and his arrest and subsequent trial for three of the four :: weren’t enough to keep James Arthur Ray from continuing to peddle his bullshit secrets to scientific successfulness on …

Vitaly Borker has angrily pissed on his last pair of knockoff Dolce and Gabbana’s. Just eight days after The New York Times detailed the sketchy/insane “business practices” of Decor My Eyes :: the bunghole borscht aficionado was arrested in his Brooklyn home by agents of the United States Postal Inspection Service.
The New York Times once again …

“Vitaly Borker, 34, who operates a Web site called decormyeyes.com, was charged with one count each of mail fraud, wire fraud, making interstate threats and cyberstalking. The mail fraud and wire fraud charges each carry a maximum sentence of 20 …

It’s hard to know what to say. Beautiful people are still dead.  One year later :: they’re still dead. I’ve been issued lots of words :: virtually the whole collection :: but arranging them into any sensible pattern fit to mark such a sad milestone is a big ask … even for a fake robot.
Luckily James Arthur Ray :: world thought leader {/murderer} :: prepared a little something for the occasion {twit tweet} …

“What if you could let go of how you think life should be, and appreciate what it is…”

Good …

Jennifer Horton says that she has a B.A. in Linguistics from UCSD :: so I’m sure she appreciates the cruel double entendre in the post title.  Lascivious language levity :: one word wonk to another.
James Arthur Ray needs money like a corn fed cow needs antibiotics. He wanted to sell his body on Santa Monica Boulevard :: but he’s too old :: and gross :: and cross-eyed.  Some pimp was like: “Mother fucker PLEASE!! Go sell insurance or something.”  Good plan pimp :: but that requires a licence and BigDaddy James is currently on trial …

There was a fancy party the night of Colleen Conaway’s death. Michelle Goulet {seen here smiling and line dancing} left the party for a moment to call Colleen’s phone and pretend to look for her.

Megan’s joke about people in ‘trances’ is really hilarious.  Right?  So hilarious.  What could go wrong putting fragile people into trances :: exploiting their emotions :: em-bed-ing commands?  Oh that’s right :: people could die. Ha ha ha. So fucking hilarious …
Megan’s Twitter and Facebook profile picture ::

Same black dress :: same light fixtures :: …