Have you recently ::

killed some people?
raped the land?
ruined the global economy?
raped a goat? {inappropriate!}

How disastrous for your reputation :: you might need the “master of disaster” Mark Fabiani. He went to Harvard :: so you can be sure that his exorbitant fees aren’t a flagrant fucking ripoff.  Right?
Goldman Sachs hired Fabiani to help manage the growing public perception that they should be banished from the kingdom {probably without their heads!}.  So far he’s doing a great job … of taking their money and not producing results.  The Daily Show clip above …

Mark Fabiani is a whoring blowhole.  I think :: or maybe it was … Mark Fabiani’s blowhole is a whore.  Either way :: he sucks it.  Last November when James Arthur Ray hired him to do spin control atop the freshly dug graves of the innocent :: The Droid felt obliged to mention it {bleep}.   I thought it was a great post :: full of Shakespearean language and fresh scallops topped with sweet mango chutney :: but you people have no class or sophistication :: and it was mostly …

“They” say behind every good criminal you’ll find a great spin-control PR man :: or maybe they don’t say that :: it actually sounds pretty stupid.  Who can afford a PR man?

“Now Mrs. Johnson, I know the police are saying that Tyrone was driving under the influence again.  But the police say a lot of things.  Remember Rodney King?  And did you see that movie Serpico? The police are capable of some terrible sins. And what about the grassy knoll? Cuba? Ayn Rand?  Know what I mean?
Anyway, I just think …