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The Death Dealer in Scamworld

James Arthur Ray :: on a big fucking post-homicidal comeback … making his second media appearance in a week. Today’s appearance though :: on The Verge …
The Death Dealer: ‘Secret’ guru James Arthur Ray led three people to their deaths… and now he’s at it again
… is much less likely to tickle the blood stained wallet of John Ferriter.

I hope […]

Endangering James Arthur Ray

FUCK YOU James Arthur Ray :: you motherfucking motherfucker!!

I’m back bitches!  Believe it!

Longest break ever :: but you stupids just kept clicking like a bunch of sheeple :: so I guess I’ll do what I want! No consequences!

Exclamation points!!

Remember when James Arthur Ray got convicted of negligent homicide?  Yeah … it was so awesome.

Fuck you James Arthur Ray :: you […]

James Ray Trial Nails :: April 27th

First :: four minutes of uninterrupted Munger Tolles & Olsen lawyering :: it doesn’t get any better than this :: unless your public defender is sober …

That “not passing the laugh test of a lady who talks to ants” moment is a fair encapsulation of the defense. If you didn’t know what this trial was about before that clip … then […]

Death Ray Trial Omegas :: April 26th


— Fake robots in mirror :: {above} :: in case you were wondering. So begins another week of #JamesRay’s guilty-guilt! #


— State wants to call Haddow :: prolly to force defense to illustrate their shenanigans. It worked … defense moves to preclude … precluded #


— Mr. Hamilton describes Chapter 11 as “bankruptcy for people who still believe in […]

James Ray Trial Trucs :: April 22nd

Michael Hamilton :: owner of the Angel Valley Fake Results Exploitation Retreat Center LLC :: and proud member of the gnome family :: spent Friday wearing a tie and being crossed by Truc Do {Munger Tolles & Olson} :: ninja of boring.

Angel Valley has hosted James Arthur Ray’s increasingly dangerous :: and obviously horrible :: Spiritual Warrior event every year since […]

James Ray Trial Angels :: April 21st


— The moving blankets that formed the inside layer of the lodge were stitched together. #JamesRay #


— Ms. Polk asks Debbie a series of questions to frame the new CO2 / lodge-design defense. It goes not-well for the defense. #JamesRay #


— Green & Pink fetal position bathing suit lady {in 2008 pics} “just laid there” for a long […]

James Ray Trial Youtubes :: April 8th

I think my fake secretary Debbie tried to poison me with organophosphates :: in fact I’m sure of it :: go ahead and prove it’s not true.

Anywayz :: thanks to stupid Debbie degrading my processors with her dastardly rat poison plots :: I was unable to live blog the testimony of a real Debbie :: Debbie Mercer :: who helped her husband Ted tend the hot rock fire […]

The Haunting of Angel Valley

Business has been slow lately at the Angel Valley Retreat in Sedona Arizona.  Oh I’m sorry … did I say business?  Because I meant spirituality has been slow.  Not real spirituality of course :: that can’t be measured :: but doublespeak spirituality. Doublespeak spirituality can be :: and is :: measured in dollars … and dollars are down … way … way down.

The New York […]

Hello James Arthur Ray

“James Arthur Ray is transforming the way the world thinks.” ~ James Arthur Ray

{pic :: Mr. Ray’s darkly evil eyes and the sweat lodge from 2007 :: both from his flickr}

I wanted to go to Yale :: my Mother thought Berkeley :: but my Father wisely insisted that I just skim the book The Secret … and then […]