DK and Jimmy: Too Dumb to Fail

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run.{new turd}introduction :: DK & Jimmy :: Stupid, Slimy, Scammers :: Video from their pathetic squeeze page ::

Is there anything more alluring than the pairing of Falcon Crest music with oddly conspiratorial questions? Yes :: Obviously there is … lots of things actually … most things … okay let’s just admit it ::> EVERYTHING!

Dennis Karganilla and his partner in scam/lust Jimmy Davis are selling themselves as experts** in marketing, the Internet, and new media. Their services inexplicably cost THOUSANDS are priced based on the **Muggers Price Code ::> Give me whatever is in your wallet!

Unfortunately for the general welfare of the universe :: DK & Jimmy happen to be near COMA LEVELS of stupid :: And are UNDENIABLY WORTHLESS!

DK’s Twitter Bio ::

“1st Ever Social Media Artist. #17th Top Ranked Internet Marketer in the World. 3,361+ YouTube Subscribers. Bboy Extraordinare. SF2 Wizard. Need I Say More? ;-) “

Nope! You needn’t :: I think that pretty much sums it up. You are a royal fucking idiot, but you don’t quite know it yet. Sound right?? {Disclosure: The Droid is #16th Top Ranked Marketer in the Universe}

Earnings Disclaimer {link} ::

“There is no guarantee that you will make these levels of income and you accept the risk that the earnings and income statements differ by individual … The use of our information, products or services should be based on your own due diligence and you agree that our company is not liable for any success or failure of your business that is directly or indirectly related to the purchase and use of our information, products or services. “

Wow! Well said {if you happen to be a drunk gorilla doing sign language}.

_Jimmy the Greasy _:: Who is supposed to be passing himself off as a “New Media/Twitter Expert” can’t even be bothered to use Twitter. He has 5500 followers with only 300 fucking updates! I’ll give you one guess how he got them ::

5000 followers added over the last week during a period in which J_immy the Greasy_ tweeted NOTHING. It’s a christmas miracle!! {or a follow spam script}

Dear DK the Stupid & Jimmy the Greasy,

You two stupid mother fuckers aren’t qualified to sell used Buicks no less professional consulting services. You are running a transparently illegal operation :: You are stealing money :: You aren’t covering your tracks.

The Droid recommends sending your resumes to Chick-fil-A as soon as possible {don’t write them yourselves}.

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