In 2013, Herbalife, facing a full-on assault from a hedge fund manager still bitter about not rowing varsity crew at Harvard; a class action lawsuit inexplicably emanating from Salt Lake City; and several ominous Sword of Damocles style government inquires… added a mandatory arbitration and class waiver provision to its ridiculous consumer “contract”.
Here’s the first version of that provision. (Please make sure to read every word carefully because it’s desperately important to the story. I can’t overemphasize the importance of reading the provision, in its entirety, before continuing.)
SECTION 29 ARBITRATION AGREEMENT FOR DISPUTES BETWEEN MEMBERS AND HERBALIFE
Jessie Conners Tieva is a scammer who’s spent most of the last ten years fronting for various Utah fraud operations. She’s a grinder–always out on the road, talking about doing things she’s never done. Jessie is one of the few scammers who I’ve had the pleasure of heckling in person. When we met in a half empty hotel conference room in Chicago six years ago, she was fronting for the Robert Kiyosaki Rich Dad Poor Dad Utah-backed op.
This week Jessie and her husband Matt Tevia were busted by the FTC and the Minnesota Attorney General for operating a short-lived hustle called Sellers Playbook.
The Fake News should be running the headline:
Trump University “Professor” and Failed “Apprentice” Busted for Fraud
This is my most viewed video. It’s amazing. I won’t pretend that I don’t love it–the greed, the panting, the epic drama of secret audio recordings.
It’s been floating around the internet for eight years now, but it’s not allowed on YouTube. My heartbreaking work of staggering genius has been taken down from the big social media sites an absolutely uncomical amount of times.
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I started sometimes reading Slate when Slate started publishing stuff to read. Slate, an exclusively online news magazine, was one of the first of its kind. I thought it was going to change the world. Back then I naively thought that just about everything that was happening on the fledgling web was going to change the world.
Oh, M&M’s have their own website now? This is going to change the world!
Bloomberg reports that top YouTube stars can expect poverty level wages. That doesn’t surprise you because you’re sophisticated (and good looking, and smart, and conscientious) and you read a site taglined: “… you can’t make money online.” But other–lesser–people are surprised.
Straight to the guts:
Breaking into the top 3 percent of most-viewed channels could bring in advertising revenue of about $16,800 a year, Bärtl found in an analysis for Bloomberg News. That’s a bit more than the U.S. federal poverty line of $12,140 for a single person. (The guideline for a two-person household is $16,460.) The top 3 percent of video creators of all time in Bärtl’s sample attracted more than 1.4 million views per month.
That’s almost enough money to buy gas, drive to the library, and take a nap.
One in 3 British children age 6 to 17 told pollsters last year that they wanted to become a full-time YouTuber. That’s three times as many as those who wanted to become a doctor or a nurse.
You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney–and obviously you cannot–then screw you.
That’s how the law “works” for real people. The system is built for, and run by, powerful synthetic people. Corporations, cartels, partnerships, shells, professional associations, unions, and government agencies are “the people”–the people are the pawns.
When Herbalife needs lawyers to fight off fraud claims, they get to pick from the biggest and the bestest. It makes no difference that their business model is a blatant deception bringing about a humanitarian crisis. Members of the legal monopoly don’t have to care about petty triflings like morality. Herbalife’s got the cash to put up a huge retainer–and to pay legal bills larger than the operating budgets of most companies–so the “best” lawyers and law firms are immediately available to them… less than no questions asked.
“Our new name, Herbalife Nutrition, reflects our strategic transformation as a leader in the nutrition industry.”
They’ve strategically transformed into a leader in nutrition. But they don’t sell food; they sell food replacements isolated from commodity crops and industrialized into unnatural pills and powders. It’s the opposite of everything that science, and life, has to tell us about nutritiousness.
The shifty internet marketing outfit Cambridge Analytica, attached to the shifty editor of internet propaganda site Breitbart.com, attached to the shifty too-old-for-the-internet billionaire Robert Mercer; mined Facebook data and used it to target voters.
Also, if you need any Ukrainian prostitute type stuff… that’s a yes for Cambridge Analytica. They do it all - from spamming, to expounding on spamming, to pretending that they know a guy who knows a guy who does murders while spamming.
On September 18, 2017, myself (an online activist) and my longtime friend Etan Mark (an offline litigator) filed a federal class action lawsuit against Herbalife’s fraudulent Circle of Success event system.
The suit doesn’t accuse Herbalife of being a pyramid scheme, or make any claim for damages related to the purchase of Herbalife’s products. Instead, it focuses on a cartel of shady creeps who run a dirty side business mandating that victims spend small fortunes attending a never-ending sequence of expensive events.
Live events are the backbone of the Herbalife scam, and of the scam industry in general; the draw and the glue that makes all of the life ruining possible. It can’t be “too good to be true” when you can see other people believing that it is true. The best weapon against nice people is other nice people.
Yesterday, The Droid accused Perry {Evil Jowls}Belcher of telling a BOLD FACE LIE about his adventures with Twitter and MC Hammer. It was the sort of lie that a short, chunky, slightly-rhombus 7th grade boy might tell to an attractively tall 9th grade girl. Unfortunately for Evil Jowls, he wasn’t on the playground having an adorably Freeks & Geeks type moment ::> Rather, he was being paid to speak as an “expert” on Twitter!!
Perry told an interesting anecdote about the power of social media influence {namely his own}:
“Perry tried reaching M. C. Hammer a couple times and he did not respond. So he told his followers and over 900 people told M.C. Hammer to call Perry. Five minutes later the manger for M.C. Hammer called and told him that M.C. is sleeping and will call him when he wakes up.”
The** bastard** on the left is convicted felon Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher >> The bastard on the right is Matt {BallSack} Bacak!! I’m writing about each of their EVIL individually >> and here I find them :: TOGETHER :: IN A FUCKING TUB!!!
Evil Jowls got all tarted up for his special bath time meeting with The BallSack. Fancy cowboy shirt, and the kiss-me boots to match!! It’s a look that says, “Casual, yet ready for the Jr. High School Prom.” On a count of three >> let’s see that big, “I can echo .. but I can’t feel .. sociopath smile.” 3 - 2 - 1 … Ahh, cute!!!
Introducing Perry Belcher >> Evil Idiot >> and new enemy of The Droid.
Perry {aka Evil Jowls} Belcher is a convicted felon. He pled guilty-like-a-bitch to 12 counts of fraud and computer crime. He was selling NOTHING PILLS as remedies for serious diseases! He made-up false testimonials. He made-up “Harvard” medical experts, and their statements. Then he sold his BS at disgustingly high prices using pressure sales tactics and Multi-Level Marketing Cat Crap. Once he had people’s credit card numbers, he started stealing from them directly.
He fucked over SICK PEOPLE!! SICK PEOPLE!! The universe has already cursed them with suffering, but Perry Evil Jowls needed to pour on a little extra salt >> Quite Literally >> salt, oregano, cayenne pepper, sugar << NONE of which are effective against ::
Mother fucking asshole Gary McCaffrey has been convicted as a scammer in the Court of The Droid {No Appeals!}. The D-Bag has spammed the network with his bullshit Chain Letter >> And he’s STOLEN money from 100’s of vulnerable people on the “backend” by convincing them to pay him for NOTHING!!
Now he’s earned himself an ANGRY and VENGEFUL robotic stalker. Do you recognize that picture Gary?? Yep, that’s right! >>::>> I won’t fucking GO AWAY until YOU DO!!
