Black Friday

Perry Belcher is not black … or gay {allegedly}.

But he is a felon … and he does do offensive impressions to impress his evil fat friends.

Perry and his partner in slime Ryan Deiss do a Black Friday hard sell every year … because the holidays are a great time to get scammed.

Happy Holidays to you and your family on this day of Thankfulness!

I wanted to take this chance to tell you how thankful I am for you.

Without you, I wouldn’t be the person I am today.

Thanks for your loyalty and your trust over the years.

Best wishes for a VERY successful rest of the year!

Ryan Deiss

P.S. You better be on my Black Friday Bootcamp or your gonna hurt my feelings :-)

Such a fucking sentimentalist.

Happy Holidays to you Ryan and Perry :: from The Salty Droid … I hope you both go to jail soon.

Amen.

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