Kilstein’s Balls
What do Roger Federer :: Tiger Woods :: and Not-Doctor Kilstein all have in common?
Nothing!
But somehow {creepy stalking?} Doofstein has managed to find out their winning secrets. And guess what bitches? He’s willing to sell them to you! That’s right :: along with being a finger healer {possibly not a real thing} :: hack marketer :: certified pervert :: terrible copywriter :: and all around dipshit :: Not-Doctor Kilstein is also an expert in pro level tennis and golf.
Tennis ::
“My name is Dr. Harlan Kilstein, and I’m a top level sports hypno-coach. Until recently, I owned the largest hypnotism clinic in the U.S.
I learned a thing or two during my ten years of working with aspiring amateurs and seeded professionals…”
Golf ::
“My name is Dr. Harlan Kilstein and I have been called one of the top hypno-coaches in the country. People travel from all over the world just to train with me. People routinely pay me up to two thousand dollars an hour to perfect their mental game one-on-one.”
Sports coaching … WTF?? I can tell you’re skeptical. What about all the gross fat :: the humpty-dumpty body shape :: the dark and depressive eyes :: the obvious lack of athletic ability :: the hypno clinic located in a Boca strip mall? Good points :: but shockingly all highly coveted attributes that pro level sportsman seek.
$2000 per hour may seem extreme :: But it’s a lie :: And as far as lies go … it’s not that extreme. He could have said eleventy million … now that’s extreme!
Of course :: when you have priceless secret weapon like Kilstein :: you have to keep things on the down low. The last thing you want is your competitors driving down to Boca themselves for world class hypnosis {and maybe some Little Caesars bread sticks}.
“You might see me at a Pro event or two. But you won’t ever catch me working with a touring pro in public! They are very particular about secrecy in their coaching contracts. And for the kind of money these boys can pay, so am I.”
Yep! That’s not dubious at all. You know the old expression :: Behind every championship athlete is a secret fat turd with a failed hypnosis clinic in Boca. Or wait :: maybe that’s not an expression :: but it should be.
What are you waiting for? Order now and be on the Pro Tour for BOTH sports by next Thursday. This is your chance to finally prove your father wrong! You can do it …
WARNING :: “Do not listen to while operating a motor vehicle.”
The melodic sounds of Not-Doctor Kilstein waxing poetic about tennis has been known to cause involuntary orgasmic seizures. Last year this problem was responsible for over eleventy million car accidents. Enough is Enough. The instruction should only be enjoyed in the home :: strapped to a bed :: with a bite stick :: and a nurse.
Ready, set, go!
>> bleep bleep
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:: read one now before you die of stupid.
Now I have heard and seen everything!
ok…not yet…what other crap will be exposed?
All mind fucking bullshit!
UN-Lady like language? Perhaps!
But the only descriptive words for what these shmucks are doing and selling…
a crock of shit…Mind Fucking Bullshit!
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You haven't seen all of it. Check out Harlan pretending to know about martial arts or bodybuilding or whatever Matt Furey is supposed to "know" http://sixfigurecopy.com/Furey.html
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And while you're at it, check out http://sixfigurecopy.com/
Lot's of people fell for that …lots
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Harlan's pissed about people leaving side wiki comments about his sites. He's trying desperately to remove it from his site, and some people's comments were removed yesterday. Look http://talkbiz.com/blog/what-to-do-about-sidewiki…
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You know, the best proof of how much harlan sucks is that none and I do mean NONE of the legitimate copywriters out there even acknowledge his existence.
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Apparently the good Doctor Kilstein is also into dogs, in some weird yet to be revealed way. Also, it's interesting to see different addresses for OTC Publishing come up.
http://www.who.is/domain_archive-com/www-dog.com/
Domain Name: www-dog.com
Status: clientDeleteProhibited, clientRenewProhibited, clientTransferProhibited, clientUpdateProhibited
Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
Referral URL: http://registrar.godaddy.com
Expiration Date: 2010-01-05
Creation Date: 2006-01-05
Last Update Date: 2009-01-06
Name Servers:
ns13.domaincontrol.com
ns14.domaincontrol.com
Registrant:
OTC Publishing
7439 London Lane
Boca Raton, Florida 33433
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: WWW-DOG.COM
Created on: 05-Jan-06
Expires on: 05-Jan-10
Last Updated on: 06-Jan-09
Administrative Contact:
Kilstein, Harlan
OTC Publishing
7439 London Lane
Boca Raton, Florida 33433
United States
5613957400
Technical Contact:
Kilstein, Harlan
OTC Publishing
7439 London Lane
Boca Raton, Florida 33433
United States
5613957400
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Otc Publishing Inc in Boca Raton, Florida (fl)
Name: Otc Publishing Inc
Street: 370 Camino Gardens Boulevard
Boca Raton, fl 33432-5816
Phone: (561) 395-7400
http://web.userinstinct.com/9871921-otc-publishin…
Then on otc-publishing.com it says
OTC Publishing Corp.
370 West Camino Gardens Blvd
Boca Raton, FL 33433
Support@otc-publishing.com
But here's a different addy
NOTICE it is OTC Publishing, INC
Otc Publishing, Inc.
Incorporated by Harlan Kilstein, Otc Publishing, Inc. is located at 700 S Federal Hwy Ste 200
Boca Raton, FL 33432.
Otc Publishing, Inc. was incorporated on Wednesday, January 28, 2004 in the State of FL and is currently active. Steven Garellek represents Otc Publishing, Inc. as their registered agent.
Source: Public Record data – Department of State – Division of Corporations
This is interesting because I read on one of his sites somewhere that he had just been a copywriter a few months and then came out with all this money and promising to share his wonderful secrets of how he did it. I had to go to archive.org to dig it up but it was that six figure site. Just plug in sixfigurecopy.com and go as far back as 2007. You may have to op tin to his email list.
Interesting what all you find out.
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Uh John Carlton acknowledged him quite a bit and so did Gary Bencivenga
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Hey Billie Jean do your freakin' job right !! You left this out
HARLAN D KILSTEIN Get the Dirt Check for Email Address
7439 LONDON LN Record Created: Unknown
BOCA RATON, FL 33433 (561) 393-3788 Confirm Current Phone & Address
Background Check on HARLAN D KILSTEIN
You can even Google Earth Cam his "million dollar mansion" LMAO!!!!!
Go to Zabasearch.com and put in Harlan David Kilstein
Or just copy and paste the following dreadfully long ass link
http://www.zabasearch.com/maps/?sname1=HARLAN%20K…
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[youtube gDW_Hj2K0wo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo youtube]
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Harlan David Kilstein's other residences include:
52 years old
Boca Raton, FL
Memphis, TN
Teaneck, NJ
Yardley, PA
Known associations/relatives/alter egos :
Sharon Kilstein
Harriet Kilstein
Tsvi Kilstein
Rabb Tsvi Kilstein
David H Kilstein
Yaakov M Kilstein
Zev Avraham yair Kilstein
Thanks _______ for instant messaging me that right quick…
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I want to know what's going on! I am outraged you all are doing this to my sonny boy! Call me ASAP!
Harriet Kilstein
DOB Dec 1926
5906 Crystal Shores Dr
Boynton Beach, FL 33437
Tel: 561 638 4601
Could this be Harlan's own mother?? Maybe someone needs to give her a call and tell her what her lovely boy is up to…but then knowing Harlan Kilstein, he'd even sell out his own mother! Don't blame her, from those I've spoken to myself, it seems his own family loathes him. LOL
Harriet Kilstein's previous residences include:
North Palm Beach, FL
Yardley, PA
Memphis, TN
She's got the same relatives except for 2 others
Stuart Martin Kilstein
Lillian Kilstein
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Check this out. Here is one of the "tactics" Harlan uses to push his so-called "products." It is called "RIDING ON THE COATTAILS OF OTHERS using the flimsiest of connections."
Here, he is attaching himself to a "big name" (Tiger Woods) who he has NO PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH. However, if you read the copy, it is all a come-on to push his hypno-psycho DVDs.
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/08/prweb150952…
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/02/prweb203511…
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Hmmm this looks like Harlan's son practicing for his American Idol auditions?? [youtube xh_2ZAbH5bY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_2ZAbH5bY youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_2ZAbH5bY Youtube account ykilstein Yaakov likes my fav song too "Promiscious Girl" except he favorited the remix.
Here's his twitter http://twitter.com/ykilstein
And here apparently he's been nominated one of the best orthodox bachelors of 2009. For a buchur (nerd in English) he sure is very clean and neat. He looks like the type to iron and starch his underwear
http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:Oj3u80LMejQJ…
And I managed to bypass FaceBook's security thingie and get into his FaceBook. It's interesting what the Good Dr. Harlan Kilstein's son writes on Facebook. You'd think with all those 7 figures Harlan is raking in, that his poor son wouldn't have to beg all his friends to find 2 and 3 roomates for him to split his rent. And his poor son is begging for rides…poor kid doesn't even have a car! WOW
I hope this kid is NOTHING like his father, despite his physical similiarity at least he seems like a nice kid.
Here's the link, incase he shuts it down I will have sent Salty Screen shots
I gotta post this in 2 parts
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http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:A3ZrFCvF3ZsJ…
Ride Wanted to the Five Towns Motzei Shabbos
Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 9:45am
Subject pretty much says it all.
Are you driving there Motzei Shabbos from Wash Heights/the city?
Do you know someone that is?
Let me know!
Love,
Yaakov
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Looks Like Harlan's Son is following in Harlan's foosteps by putting fake pictures of his so called apartment.
Need a Ride to NJ Monday
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 11:20am
Let me know if you're going to New Jersey Monday afternoon/evening or if you know someone that's going. I need a ride to moriah in Englewood and it's on the way to wherever you're going.
Thanks!
Yaakov
Looking for a roommate.
Monday, December 15, 2008 at 6:19pm
I'm looking for a roommate for January 1. Let me know if you know someone looking for a place in the heights. Email me at ykilstein@gmail.com for details. It's a particularly nice apartment. They're gonna have their own big room.
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Whoa there little doggies!!! No one detests Not-Doctor CHarlatan Shitstein more than I, but only bad guys call family members and taunt them. NO FAMILY MEMBERS – NO KIDS, NO PARENTS, NO WIVES, NO EXCEPTIONS – come on guys, take the high road. This blog is for good guys – calling someone's mom is just what Harlan would do.
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I get the impression he is a decent young man. Seems nothing like his father, happily. He probably deserves a gold medal for growing up under Harlan.
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And for god's sake, leave his son alone – he already has the ultimate curse of being the son of not-doctor craperstein. (altho the point that the son of the man who holds all seven secrets to seven figures has to ask for a lift and a roommate is a fair point)
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Agreed. Relatives are just caught in the middle. They don't deserve any negative attention.
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OMFG I have had a look at some of Harlan's relatives… and dumpy mean beastliness runs in the family even the women look like Harlan in drag. *Vomit*
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Anyone spending their time digging into is family or kids is lower than pond scum.
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That was beautiful! And really … do kill yourselves.
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Don't speak too soon, go to his Facebook notes , it's either Harlan writing for him or he has picked up dad's evil habits
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Myrra calm down , this is all public information snagged off the Internet. Nothing wrong with typing, copying & pasting, last I heard. Keep it coming guys!
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url plzzzzzzz
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How do you look at someone's facebook notes if you aren't on their friend list?
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Hey bitches :: NO FAMILIES :: a'ight??
I know all this info is out there … but I don't give a fuck about it. Being featured on The Salty Droid is a stiff punishment … only those who have sinned and fallen WELL SHORT of the glory of God deserve to be crucified here. Being related to Shitstein is cross enough to bear.
I won't censor it :: but I don't like it.
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ABSOLUTELY AGREE with you. This blog needs to build credibilty. Not hate on family members. (Plus, we've already got the Perry safety issue lie from that camp.)
We HATE their BUSINESS PRACTICES and LACK of ETHICS.
His kids didn't have a say in whom to they were born to. Don't you think being Harlan's kid is punishment enough?
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If he called my mom he would be sitting in a dark alley smoking up his own hair in toilet paper cigs. She is nothing to play with lol
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Perhaps they should reconsider :: and publicly recant :: soonish!
Unless they are desperate for my attention {which I hear is quite unhelpful} …
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The jump to links do not work and I can't find half the comments left on here
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The fake page about you Salty is done so that Harlan or his little girlfriends can track IP addresses of the people visiting that page, especially if they leave comments. That's my take on it. That, and to probably to try to confuse people with false propaganda http://thesaltydroidnow.wordpress.com/ Didn't Harlan use "TheSaltyDroid" on twitter? For someone with a PhD, he sure is dense and not very bright.
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karinhiebert Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Harlan Kilstein CREATED a FAKE BLOG with my name on it at blogspot …Sure if you Googled Me it would still be there…
Actually here you go :: http://tinyurl.com/yayg695
yup { there it is! }
:: how DOES a blog that is NEVER updated or has traffic or comments show up on the first page of Google is beyond me!!!??? (looking at Canadian search result)
but, WHAT do I know about SEO…??? … and all that Jazz…still a rookie…FFS!!!
Yup:: I TOO see a GREAT FREE lesson in how is is REALLY done!
;-)
That's my Salty!
muuuuwahhhhhhh Baby…
xox
P.S. This is how stupid Harlan is- He couldn't even get the f**king city right!
I mean seriously*** a hooker from Vancouver? lol…
>>>> Here's a big fat middle FINGER for the HEALING YOU will NEED! <<<<<
YOU NEED TO Apologize to a few people…
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Pay attention boys and girls. I heardz, you be about to find out how a real l33t SEO expert do it. Best of all, you be gettin' dis lesson FREE.
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Anybody able to get a meaningful Babelfish translation for this? All I got was, "There is no spaghetti in our wigwam."
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Harlan, dear, I know you are reading this. You see, I have come to notice that you spend much more time here reading, thinking, hoping… than you actually spend working at scamming people a little more. You know you've hated yourself for that for a long time now..and why? All because you hated yourself for not being there for someone you loved…. Harlan, the question isn't whether you are going to beat "this" here with Salty…the question you should ask is whether or not you are going to survive and beat yourself. You are indeed your own worst enemy.
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LOL Karin you made me laugh so damn hard just now lmao!! It's amazing that with all the constant stalking of Vicky Polin, You Karin, this Salty Blog, and a few other people that Harlan Kilstein can still find the time to work at copywriting AND find time to eat, sleep or make love to his wife. I mean there are only 24 hours in a given day, and if you don't sleep your body will force you at some point. So we all know what's going on.
Harlan Kilstein's own family loathes him , including his wife – if she's even there anymore. On top of that, I think Harlan Kilstein has done some really sick things in his younger days and for that he truly hates his very soul. He has this sickness in him that won't let him stop. And he feels so weak and vulnerable inside, so he has to pretend to be this monster sicko on the outside.
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Bob:: You have a great sense of humor.
Karma:: You are right on the money :: Karma wins {Truth Always Wins}
LOL Damn:: Always Good to make someone laugh… "Laughter" is after all – The Best Medicine.
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What's more, he really has NO CLUE about how many people have contempt for him. Take a look at your twatter numbers, Harlan, and consider that a multiple of that number think you are anything but a copywriter or marketer. (I imagine your finger already told you that, if someone else's finger hasn't.)
Interesting that he is all revved up about getting certified as a yoga instructor lately. Maybe that's his plan if he can't earn a living in internet marketing.
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did someone forget to sign out of someone else's ID?
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Karin how come you have a stompernet background for your Youtube account?
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I'll be damned that the minute Karin made the post about Harlan not getting the city right, I go back on that myspaceprofiles.org page and now the city is Winnipeg. The little Harlan fucker must LIVE on this site 24/7. WOW
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yep Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Not surprising. He's been known to stay up late (probably practicing his finger healing).
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karinhiebert Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
lol…doesn't surprise me in the least that he would boot on over and make changes or comment somewhere…the first time I "spoke" with Harlan was when he was in ISRAEL…
Harlan is probably one of those people who thinks that Canada is made up of only 2 cities- Vancouver and Toronto.
Guess he hasn't coached NHL Hockey players yet, cause if he did he would know that Winnipeg exists…after all we did have the Winnipeg Jets to put us on the map…
oh… how I miss those days and that team!
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Yeah, this is getting really weird, no kidding. It looks like Karin and Salty Droid are the same?
Big mystery….and the plot thickens…
This blog needs to lose/replace Intense Debate or you're going to lose someone who's just become one of your newest/biggest fans. It keeps dropping comments and displaying/hiding others depending on browser or proxy used.
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How does it look like we are the same?
And I know IntenseDebate sucks. I had such high hopes. When I turn it off it de-nests the comments … and pulls in all sorts of crazy duplicates. I dread the 20 hours of work it's going to be … and I need to wait out this current storm of attention. Don't go!
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Hmm….looks like SD already has a complaint about ID in at ….http://getsatisfaction.com/intensedebate/topics/c…
and he wrote: "50% of my commenters are total lunatics … every this bug eats a comment … they are ready to send out a lynch mob for me … and/or blame me for the Kennedy assassination."
Geez, I really hope Salty Droid isn't a hired verbal gun by one of these Gurus and his faction to drive an enemy out of the market.
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Lunatics Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Yea that lunatic comment bothered me too…. I mean it's probably true, with all the Perry and Harlan cronies coming on here trying to preach the gospel of "forgive and forget" all the while they are thoroughly being fleeced and drained out of their money, life, and souls by these professional scammers.
I myself have had some lunatic thoughts cross my mind about what I'd like to do to a couple of these scammers myself. I won't go into detail because….well anyway… so maybe 50% of us are really lunaticish. I would include Salty in that percentage too then, cause I'm sure he's had his own lunatic thoughts. Good thing nanotechnology hasn't advanced so far yet as to be able to monitor and censor our thoughts. (Or has it?) If a person is thinking of getting on a plane and meeting face to face with a scammer and turning him into swiss cheese is still allowed.
Now, doing is another matter. We all know this right? After all, isn't that the excuse these scam marketers are using when people discover their shit doesn't give you the awesome results you were manipulated into believing you could get if only you buy this or that?
Just like our wonderful and innocent friend Tony Robbins always says "Take MASSIVE action!" ;)
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Internet Marketing polital turf war?
Salty Droid came on the scene right after the Stompernet feud started end of last year.
Interesting…
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Wanna chat?
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lol…No… its just when you hang with people long enough you start sounding alike and taking on their mannerisms…sometimes even their accents.
I have sort of taken on this writing style.
: )
Salty is flattered by it {a lot of people have adopted his writing style}
…AND when Salty makes reference to "scum sucking perverts" who take advantage of others… it makes me smile!
Friends are friends, are friends~ it is just the way it is!
Commenter Curious :: You made me smile – Cause I love my BFF that much!
P.S. This is funny too…At times when I speak with Salty he sounds like an Internet Marketer (guess after dealing with them for a while you can start to sound like one too!)
So, NO … Curious…you haven't discovered anything new :: except that friends rub off on each other-
good observing though!
: )
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Punctuation and writing style.
I'm starting to become a bit skeptical here…
I HOPE you are a sincere person. What's your motivation behind this in the first place…"your why" in internet marketing speak.
Tell use a little bit more about your background and what led you to start this blog?
I'll be really interested to see if this question is answered or deleted.
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will explain that one in the morning,,, I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep…but I am dozing off now.
and Yes Salty and I are very sincere people…but we are not the same person…even if quantum Physics says we are…
So no more hoping…just KNOWING!
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I've followed SD for months. No way is he Karin. She's obviously a real person in Canada (click around and you can easily confirm that on your own) and SD is in Chicago (which I know for fact, but I'm not telling how). They actually don't have the same writing style, although Karin has recently adopted some of his punctuation conventions. (I can see where that might be confusing for folks who just drop in here.)
I've seen intense debate drop some of my comments, too. It looks great when it works though (as far as hierarchy of comments–better than the regular wordpress comment function, I think).
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I guess I need to become aware of how I write…I am sure it could cause confusion…
I will try and write like *normal* people do!
And YES Ned :: I am REAL, and I live in Canada :: Salty lives in Chicago
oh snap…there I go again with the damn writing style!
I will try harder next time…
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Cool your conspiracy jets ExplainThis :: that whole Karin is me thing already played out before you got here. Turns out she's not me … and harassing her is not a way to stop me. I don't want that saga revisited. Lots of people in here know who I am. :: Your comments seem to have a particular problem. I've saved like 8 of them from glitch purgatory … including the one where you are basically accusing me of conspiracy … while pointing to a comment I left for InteneseDebate about how missing comments tend to end with me being accused of conspiracy.
And if you want to chat me up … i'm always at the helm of my email.
Ned :: ID only looks as good as it does because I tend to it like an obsessive freak. It's a time suck that WP commenting is not.
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The reason I have the Stompernet background on my channel is because I do often change my backgrounds… I have not changed or updated my profile there in a long time.
So thanks for reminding me it is dated…and time for an update in many ways…
Between reading and commenting here, my own {however lame} blog and being a voice in other important areas on the web I simply havent had time to update…
The other reason is I am a member of Stompernet and have recommended their education…(all of that content and how and why I became involved with Stomper is on this blog somewhere as well)
I did not promote my "affiliate link for commissions" nor do I give people my amazon link for commissions when I recommend books etc. like Dale Carnegie…
When I like stuff or recommend things it comes from the heart not from where it would benefit my pocket…
may sound weird and IM marketers are probably scratching their heads on that one…many people do…
I have also recommended Formula 5 for some great business advice…again, I have a link and really have not used it…but I have sent people to the non affiliate page many times. (quicker to just recommend it than to go did up my link and then refer people….)
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I was not aware of that, do you have links to what they said? I just want to see for myself. Thanks!
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That's odd, because Harlan's niece is a full blown hockey player…you'd think he'd know a little about hockey, or at least try to make a frauduct out of it featuring his pro hockey playing niece. Guess he really just hates hockey, or his hockey hates him.
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I think Karen has a real soft spot for Salty. If you 2 are forming a relationship I would have to say Salty is damn lucky, I've seen Karen's real pics and she's gorgeous plus has a good heart. Total package. That's why Harlan's so fixated on her, he probably wishes he could find a woman like Karen.
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Thank so much for the compliments-
Salty is a very happily married man-with a great wife who he speaks highly of often…and I am in a relationship with a remarkable man who lives here in Winnipeg.
Yes, I have a spot in my heart for salty…after all he does spread Awareness which I like and do myself…and he has been a great friend from day one…
(and he protects me-which is refreshing to have in my life for a change)
Harlan? Well you DO attract those who are like you, so he could never attract someone who is an honest and decent person…unless of course he changes…
I have my doubts that he will ever change…
Again…thank you for the compliments! You made my day!
Hugs to you!
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karin did you get duped by the Stompernet people too? Hwo did did get involved with them? i hope you're not still recommending those programs to anyone are you?
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I hear what you're saying Fraggle – it is available out there. It's just that posting it here on the Droid's site makes it look like this little group of Harlan Haters is willing to hassle innocent people, and that can't be a good idea.
The problem with Not-Doctor Creepo is that he is so monumentally evil – if you cross him in even the slightest way, he sets out to destroy your life. He will stoop to every imaginable low to drag down innocent people into his cesspit of vileness. The result is you get some very upset people who are very understandably angry and want to take action. The best thing those people can do is share their story about Harlan himself, that is the way to get the truth out there and destroy him. Harrassing his family might seem easy, at least, but not only is it morally wrong (they are innocent – the innocent should not be made to suffer) it has absolutely no impact on Harlan. That man has no empathy at all – he does not love his family, he does not care about them. So all it does is divert important energy away from the actual problem here, which is Not-Doctor Dumpy Pants.
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That being said – I totally respect the fact that people have been seriously injurred by this insufferable Turd Bag and they need a place to vent. I am glad the Droid provides an uncensored environment for that and it is not my place to tell fellow commentators what they should and should not say – it is just my opinion that the fight against Harlan goes better if we use a little caution and prudence. He is an easy target – no need to go after squirrels when this fat little piggy is staring us right in the face.
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Harlan went from pushing tactic 7 to tactic 10. What happened to 8 and 9??? let me guess tactic 8 is floodgate of people asking for a refund, tactic 9 is getting the middle finger from harlan [part of his finger healing bonus] , tactic 10 is him renaming the course and regurgitating the same shyt with a little garnish on top.
What will tactic 11 be?
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Access to Stompernet's cast of characters was invaluable before they dispersed this year. Anyone who didn't take advantage of the live events, faculty hour calls, or one-on-one messaging with them has only themselves to blame.
Where they end up is anyone's guess as it seems their focus is more on becoming a "Worldwide Brands 2.0" now (my personal opinion). But seriously, don't knock the old-school Stompers. That era will likely have been the best peer group and personal success story of my early business life.
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There is a post and or comment here somewhere in this blog about how I became involved with Stompernet or its on my blog…not sure, could be both places?
Basically- Started out Beta testing Stompernet's Formula 5 Business Course created by Paul Lemberg.
A relationship with Andy and Janeen Jenkins unfolded. It was shortly there after that I had an opportunity to meet them and get to know other Stompers and faculty in Atlanta at my first Live IM Event.
I have not been duped by stompernet, and I have said before that their EDUCATION is very good!
Like anything else, it could use some improving… mostly in their portal (members area)
I think they would have benefited greatly by having someone teach members {and some faculty} some human relations and communication skills…"people skills"
A lot of the info out there in all of this, teaches people how to use social media for example… or they teach {or sell} you on getting a crap load of followers :: but they don't teach you how to communicate with people…
Basic Dale Carnegie "How to Win Friends and Influence People" kind of thing…
it doesn't help that a FEW of the faculty members aren't leading by example in that department either, no need to mention their names again!
I have met some great people through Stompernet…Nate Cheeley is one of them…
and ditto to his comment :: That being said however, like Salty has mentioned time and time again that a lot of that info is out there online for free.
You may not get a direct access to a "faculty"
…but support, and supportive, helpful people are out there as well!
;-)
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So basically what you're saying is that all these Internet Marketing courses, seminars, DVD's, ad nauseum can be found on the Internet for FREE. Every single bit of it.
Yep agreed. I know some very special places where EVERY single of Harlan's, Perry's, Frank Kern's, Filsaime's and even Stomped Stompernet products are available minus the goofballs pushing them and trying to become internet celebrities and legends in their own minds.
They even do group buys where 200 or 300 people get together chip in a few bucks and get copies of the product that these a$$holes want to sell you for thousands of dollars. LMAO.
For example, harlan's Unconscious Persuasion thingies (both 1 and 2) were bought through a group buy where you only had to paypal $2 to get access to the downloads. Just think of how pissed these marketers would be if they found out that their stuff was being bought for $2. LOL
I know someone that looks just like Bozo D. Clown *wink*, that's got 2 TB external hard drive chock full of Harlans, Stephen Pierce , John Carlton, Bencivenga, Halbert, Jay Abraham, Dan Kennedy and every "guru" and "expert' you can imagine. He's even got Dale Carnegie's how to win friends and influence people in pdf and mp3 form. Value: 40 to 50 Million Dollars if you were to actually shell out the $ these clowns ask for…. yours FREE just for the asking. But before you ask I will have to make a confession: 90% of it is over hyped, regurgitated vomit, that has been served on a silver platter with a little garnish, microwaved for a hot 10 minutes and then eaten all over again, only to be up chucked back out on to your plate. Bon appetit!
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Bozo: You are forgetting about rule #1. Those who benefit from knowing, knows. Those who don't, don't. Do not discuss the existence of the … let's call them "knowledge-dbs" in public :) There's been enough of g00rohs trying to take them down already after being graced invites. Let's not go through that circus again.
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Point taken @OhNo. But, it took me years to find the handful that I am a member of, and these invites are very difficult to get, trust me on that. Anyone can google a little bit and find the surface layer of lame torrent sites that will let you get it for free along with a little viral bonus. but the really good networks (virus free I may add) are very difficult to get in. I was totally unaware of them up until a year ago. Someone contacted me through a scripting and programming forum and asked me for help in fixing a glitch on their site. They didn't know I was into IM and I didn't know that they even existed. So yep. Everything does happen for a reason. Bozo out
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He's gotta be on the other side, OhNo. Nobody brags like that ("virus free I may add"). Tool.
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@Zipper, I think you're on "the other side"… because last I checked there aren't any "sides". Only scum marketers try to suggest that there are "sides", "good guys" vs. "bad guys". It's the oldest trick in the book and has been used since ancient times. Horus vs. Set. God vs. Satan. Obama vs. Mccain. Us vs. Them. It works everytime, if you take the bait. Personally, I prefer not to Drink the Koolaid. Now: How's it feel to be accused of something that you aren't? Sheeple. Bozo out
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Yeah…but…but…..even if you buy them you don't really pay anything for their course….Listen, you may pay them $2K + for their program but they throw in $30K + to boneuses…..that's a net prophet of like 6 Million dollars!!!
Okay lets do the math…..so you buy a program for $2.5K you get $30K in bonuses that's a net prophet of $6M. I'm a brilliant mathematician and extrapolestition (two more times and it becomes a real word). So I bought 10 courses and ended up with a net profit of $200 trillion…..mama din't raize no foos….I wasn't borned tomorrow!….
The money is in the extra and they know how to boneus the people.
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I found this link about Harlan Kilstein and his Tactic 7 on a complaint web site:
http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/httptac…
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Yeah cartman, it's a net GAIN! How do they stay in business giving away the farm? (Maybe it's because their farms have an unlimited supply of "valuable bullshit" to give away!) If you are lucky they even give you a $397 value "quick reference sheet" absolutely free! Now that's some deal!
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Great comment Bozo, (just using your first name…)
: )
Personally… I prefer to call them teams of sorts…life is a game. No?
When all parties involved can shake hands at the end of the day and say "Great Game" Well played…and actually MEAN it… we all win… great time had by all…!
But that's just me :: and I do tend to lean towards certain players on both teams…{the good ones}
Although… I will always love our Winnipeg Jets #hockey
:-)
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Maybe that whole friend rubbing off on one another is why you look so much like a dude. Please update your photo to one less offensive on the eyes.
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You are all stupid. Fact: Salty Droid = Internet Marketing Scum Bag.
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Let's hear your evidence Mr. Wizard … I'll be waiting with bated breath.
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Oh, come on, Harlan. Don't you have bitter things to do than obsess over Salty? Ok, maybe you don't.
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@Karin agreed fully. No body is really "bad" or "evil", it's just that some of us have more efficient ways of living our lives that contribute to the evolution of not only our human species, but also contributes to the overall existence of the Universe. Others have inefficient ways of living their lives, thus working towards their own eventual destruction, not by anything outside of themselves, but they will end up destroying themselves into oblivion, only to be reabsorbed and transmuted by the creative force of our universe.
You may not get caught. You may not ever go to jail. But you cannot escape yourself.
There are many streets filled with delusional, paranoid, and schizophrenic, homeless crackheads, cripples and beggers who once were Perry Belchers and Harlan Kilsteins. They lived their lives thinking they'd never get caught. Prided themselves on being so much more powerful and smarter than the rest. Enjoyed hurting others… only to find themselves in a real life hell. Not the fire and brimstone type, but a real hell – like losing everything you've worked so hard to scam from others, hearing voices in your head, and seeing things that are not there, all the while eating out of gas station dumpsters, picking up dirty cigarette butts from the street and smoking them, and living under the freeways.
Or maybe becoming paralyzed from the neck down from some sudden painful illness that nobody's ever heard of and doctor's have no clue to curing, living in an abusive convalescent home, all alone, watching re-runs of Honeymooner's while laying in your own excrement for days.
But that may not be Perry's Fate or Harlan's fate… there may be a much more agonizing reward in store for them. They may actually find themselves one day feeling very strong compassion for people that they have scammed and start to give back all the money they scammed, and only tell the absolute truth.
I can see someone like Perry & Harlan doing a 180, making his entire home a foster home for animals. I can see someone like Perry & Harlan sitting in his trailer, with 6 dogs, 8 cats, 5 birds, 12 guinea pigs, 23 gerbils, 9 potbellied pigs actively promoting the rights of animals and people.
I can see Harlan simply working on a contribution basis, where he really doesn't get anything material for what he does, but instead he finally feels complete inside, because he's finally found the love in his heart that's been missing all these years and the ever increasing void has been filled.
That ineed would be the worst agony for the Perry Belchers and Harlan Kilstein we all know and love now ;)
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@Bitch you bring a good point. The possibility of Salty Droid being in with the IM crowd is a very real one. Having said that… the possibility of YOU being withthe IM crowd is a very real one too.
Everyone on this whole site could be using this to stir up interest and then turn around and sell you some crap. How do I know that? I can't be sure of anything. Period. Only thing to do is to watch, listen, pay attention, and refrain from the koolaid
And in the spirit of Bozoism and the kind of circular logic that has been presented in this site I direct you to watch the following video. Enjoy. Bozo out [youtube QhjBlPucpd0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhjBlPucpd0 youtube]
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I took Dr Phil's 83 point course in Internet psychology and took Whoopie Goldberg's course in boosting your emotional IQ, and I have a PhD in Poultry Science from Riley's chicken shack & waffles, so I think I'm highly qualified when I say that it seems to me that Harlan has some homosexual tendencies.
I went into a gay chat room and sent them to Harlan's youtube to see if their Gaydar would detect anything and the dragqueens told me that their Gaydars went through the roof at the mere sight of Harlan's man boobs and his zeta-male skills. Sadly, NONE of them felt any attraction to Harlan. They said they'd rather go boppin' for apples in an open sewer. They did however offer to send him to the Vet.
He seems to talk to Salty more than he does his own wife. And he seems to spend time here with Salty more than he does eating or sleeping. Well…I'm sure he's got a fridge right next to the computer, so that he won't pass out with hunger.
Harlan, you've been on this site for days nonstop, get up and take a shower..once in a while.
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Too funny! Maybe it was Harlan's sleeveless attire?
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Conspiracy theory, ok, I've been through your myspace page and blog. Whew! I't be very helpful to the purpose of this blog and the help the rest of us here if you could stick to/ develop your own punctuation stylings so that we aren't confused and suspicious. OMG, Harlan is a VERY SICK person. I'm so very sorry for you. His blog with your name changed again.
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@Bitch you have nerve to talk about someone’s looks, you know you’re ugly thats why you won’t come in here and show your pics…oh wait… I think we all know what you look like ..FAILure.
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One other place (besides here) that Harlan CAN'T influence any comments is http://www.ripoffreport.com. ANYONE can leave a complaint there if they want to (with all the gory details, if applicable), and Harlan is powerless to remove it. In fact, complaints there seem to rank well in google very fast for some reason. Imagine that!
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Yup! That's his mom.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL http://www.google.com type in Harlan Kilstein lol lol
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Does the amount of times people use the word Harlan Kilstein in their comments affect this site's ranking for that keyword phrase "Harlan Kilstein".
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Oh I've been meaning to ask ..what's this with the vinegar colonics? Is that really something Harlan does? Point me to a link if eh does?
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Yeah, Harlan has obviously been working overtime trying to get rid of that. Unfortunately, he hasn't figured out that his efforts are totally futile and it's never going to happen!
If someone ever submits a complaint about him to ripoffreport.com, he'd really be bummed. Those really pop right up there in the search results!
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I'm not sure if mentioning Harlan Kilstein's name in comments makes posts here on Harlan Kilstein come up more in google. Maybe Harlan Kilstein might know, or possibly someone else who happens to know Harlan Kilstein. Or Harlan D. Kilstein, if that's how people know him.
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I would still like to know about Harlan Kilstein and this vinegar colonic you wrote about Harlan D. Kilstein having three times a day. I cannot believe that Dr. Harlan Kilstein would do something like that.
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The ranking for Jewlicious was high when he and his minions tried to be professional and convincing on there (*cough, cough*) and you googled his name, so the comments might effect the ranking of this page.
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I’ve spoken to Karin and chatted with Karin on skype.
She’s a genuine whole-hearted woman and she endlessly helped me with my blog.
We just met each other through facebook.. I guess.. We’ve never met face to face…
I really think she’s a gem of a person.. sincere and honest.. the word is helpful!
When I couldn’t make ends meet she just gave her dedication to help me and she’s won a friend for her self. The thing is.. if you open yourself to her and speak truthfully.. she’ll be the person who will see to it you get what you want!
The reason I am writing this is because you guys require to realize she has a point to say.. about anyone she thinks is real/fake.
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What’s funny is if you type in “Harlan Kilstein” in google, this is one of the very top results:
Harlan Kilstein :: Victimizing the Victim « The Salty DroidJun 2, 2009 … Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein isn’t all about Finger Healing, bad posture, and Internet scams. He has other hobbies too. …
http://saltydroid.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/harlan-kilstein-victimizing-the-victim/
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What’s even FUNNIER is, if you Google “Harlan Kilstein” you get his own ad on the right hand side. It’s called “Overnight Copy”. And if you click on it, it costs him money!
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Lou Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Well, that’s very interesting. From what I’ve heard, google will IGNORE (not charge for) all multiple clicks on the same ad if they occur in roughly the same 24 hour period. So, just like a vitamin, only once a day counts from the same computer/isp. Thanks for that interesting factoid, googler. Not in any way suggesting people should click on someone’s google ads once a day of course. Just a technical observation.
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Why, yes, Lou, that’s an excellent point. Google has safeguards in place to keep those nasty ne’er-do-wells from clicking too much on one ad. But you’re right–if they were to–hypothetically, of course–click once a day, or spread their clicking among several different computers, Google’s safeguards would probably overlook them.
All this is moot anyway, since Kilstein’s MAGNETIC COPYWRITING just DRAWS people to click on them, anyway. I mean, look at this:
Harlan Kilstein Copy
Official Harlan Kilstein Copy SIte
Harlan Kilstein Gets Results
Overnight-Copy.com/harlankilstein
Now that I’ve pasted this, I keep wanting to click on the words! Yes, his writing has that effect! I think the capitalized “I” in “SIte” is what impresses me the most! It’s exactly that sort of attention to detail that separates the professionals from the lameasses!
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I just want to say I will NOT be buying any of Harlan Kilstein’s “products.” If “product” is even the right word.
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Harlan you’re losing customers! Money left on the table!
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