Luis Li Does His Best

I said I wasn’t going to cut together the Luis Li lowlights … for the sake of my own sanity. But then I realized :: it’s not about me … so I did it anyway.

Thank you … me.

You’re welcome … me.

Me me me me … me.

And here’s some lawyer heckling tweets for you :: brought to you by {you guessed it!} … me.

Thank you .. me.

You’re welcome … me.

You get the idea …

… me.

– The “big rubber deal” was Thomas Jefferson’s idea. #JamesRay - 06-17 16:49:58

– “You’re doing kung-fu in a Ramada … and someone poisoned it with OPs … the deaths aren’t your fault” … #JamesRay … okay then - 06-17 16:59:53

– Mr. Li sure makes a lot of military references for an L.A. sissy who’s never been in the military. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:04:10

– “How could anyone anticipate this?” Well let’s put Daniel P. on the stand and then re-ask that stupid question … #JamesRay - 06-17 17:07:51

– Mr. Li suggests Dr. Dickson pour ant killer on his body if he thinks he’s so smart. Sounds fun :: nothing would happen. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:11:31

– This isn’t India folks. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:12:27

– Don’t do long crosses if you don’t have any questions. Don’t do a long close if you don’t have any evidence. Trial Advocacy 101 :: #JamesRay - 06-17 17:14:45

– Mr. Li saw some ants kill a lady in the parking lot. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:20:32

– This is Det. Diskin’s maiden voyage landing the plane on the aircraft carrier. {mixed metaphors are best … right Yale??} #JamesRay - 06-17 17:26:09

– Wrap it up Sally. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:32:35

– Seal Team 6. {seriously} Apple Fucking Pie! #JamesRay - 06-17 17:33:12

– “We don’t have secret meetings in America!” #JamesRay ha! We don’t? - 06-17 17:34:10

– He was holding his hand over his heart! Oh god that was classic. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:35:16

– Retweet of Chrissy (ChrissyLincoln) OMG! He was a prosecutor before this? He literally has never mentioned it #JamesRay - 06-17 17:35:31

– The “we don’t have secret meetings” defense :: ace in the hole … or something. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:36:33

– Mr. Li needs at least another hour to hold his heart and talk about the Marines. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:40:14

– Recess for secret meetings. #JamesRay - 06-17 17:41:23

– Retweet of Chrissy (ChrissyLincoln) Mr Li, hope your father’s day plans include remembering those who aren’t able to celebrate father’s day b/c your client’s behavior.#JamesRay - 06-17 17:42:47

– Retweet of J. Cheri (yogicher) hmm. maybe NOT Monday. Father’s Day Sunday. Thinking of James Shore’s family. #JamesRay spends his last ‘free’ fathers day with his Dad - 06-17 17:43:02

– “It would be like an episode of CSI where the detective never goes to the crime lab.” #JamesRay {omg … you mean TV’s not real?} - 06-17 18:12:38

– The State didn’t call Ms. Sy … as evidence. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:15:40

– “It’s about what decisions you want to make for your country.” #JamesRay - 06-17 18:17:51

– Retweet of just jacqui (justjacqui3)Li can name all the months #JamesRay - 06-17 18:18:01

– Mr. Li points to @FonsecaAP again :: {maybe it was her?} :: #JamesRay - 06-17 18:19:15

– Dr. Dickson didn’t say there wasn’t a test for OP’s … he said it wasn’t accurate or useful. #JamesRay {Luis confused} - 06-17 18:22:56

– Mr. Li uses charts to illustrate how Det. Diskin didn’t investigate the OP’s until the day after the first time he heard about it. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:25:44

– Mr. Li wonders why “we are playing games” pretending like the phantom EMT isn’t an EMT. #JamesRay {Ms. Polk said he prolly was an EMT} - 06-17 18:30:26

– “Is this Communist Russia?” #JamesRay - 06-17 18:32:35

– “Just One Bite will kill you … if you’re a rat” #JamesRay {he finally figured it out!!} - 06-17 18:37:53

– Only “all the rats from every valley and dale” :: 25,000 rats :: could eat one plate of rat poison. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:39:09

– Mr. Li is losing it … but “we’re not done yet” … #JamesRay - 06-17 18:39:41

– The Hamilton’s dumb beliefs are no where near as stupid as your causation defense Mr. Li. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:41:20

– Retweet of April Santiago (DatelineApril) Some jurors slightly smiling, others rubbing their forehead during Li’s closing. #jamesray - 06-17 18:41:44

– Abraham Lincoln. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:42:53

– Mr. Li identifies Rotillo in a photo :: not evidence from the case :: then he says “I”m guessing” #JamesRay - 06-17 18:45:07

– I don’t want guessing on my aircraft carrier Marines! #JamesRay - 06-17 18:45:49

– Retweet of Jeanne Barkemeijer (Jeanne0o0) Li conveniently omits the fact that #JamesRay treated the sick and dying like bugs. - 06-17 18:46:08

– Mr. Li hoping to get a mistrail by getting someone on the jury to slap him. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:47:09

– Retweet of Tom McFeeley (TomMcFeeley) Pulling the plug, Mr. Li? Liz’s family actually did that. #jamesray - 06-17 18:47:35

– Retweet of Michele (MicheleInSedona) Dear Arizona #JamesRay jurors - the man you see in front of you is actually an illegal alien. U know what to do. - 06-17 18:48:13

– Mr. Li brings up the {now settled} Angel Valley lawsuit. #JamesRay - 06-17 18:49:36

– Retweet of Melissa Phillips (marvimelissa) for some reason I’m reminded today of the “song that never ends” - 06-17 18:49:56

– Mr. Li walks out of the courtroom. #JamesRay Can you hear me now? - 06-17 18:52:39

– When all else fails {like poorly planned litigation strategy} … histrionics! #JamesRay - 06-17 18:55:24

– Every time Mr. Li says “we’re not done yet” I’m forced to repress vomit … I wonder if there’s OP’s in my coffee? #JamesRay - 06-17 19:03:49

– “It’s your system … “the founders” gave it to you.” #JamesRay - 06-17 19:04:41

– Lunch … if you still feel like swallowing. #JamesRay - 06-17 19:05:55

– Retweet of Kathryn NicDhàna (nicdhana) Lunch. Wonder if #JamesRay is bullying Li into fasting and ignoring distress of jurors. You are more than that

– Retweet of Tom McFeeley (TomMcFeeley)Some people talk to animals; others dress up as God, withhold meals and make people lay “dead” for 5 hours. Tomato - Tomahto #jamesray - 06-17 19:44:01

– Retweet of Connie Joy (TragedyInSedona) just got email from #jamesray at 12:19 pm Pac trying to sell me something - address at bottom is his Carlsbad off - closed for over year - 06-17 19:49:10

– Communications line for my whole block just got cut :: had to go to a friend’s so I wouldn’t miss Mr. Li’s awesome. #JamesRay - 06-17 21:14:57

– “Normally I would be done here … but the State is ‘forcing me’ to discuss negligent homicide” #JamesRay - 06-17 21:22:53

– “NO ONE perceived the risks.” #JamesRay {except all the people screaming for help of course} - 06-17 21:27:19

– Stop bringing up robots Li :: I’m warning you … #JamesRay - 06-17 21:29:04

– Recess. Not only do I have to listen to Mr. Li :: but now I’m using Windows. #JamesRay - 06-17 21:31:31

– Retweet of Maria Andros (MariaAndros_) Li is amazing. He’s not only creating his theory for #jamesray but destroying it at the same time. - 06-17 21:31:50

– The parties agreed on 4 hours :: Mr. Li is “accidentally” going to do double that. #JamesRay #ethics #LawyersSuck - 06-17 21:34:27

– Ms. Polk says that Mr. Li “can take his time” :: and we’ll back on Tuesday for rebuttals. #JamesRay … god help us. - 06-17 21:49:30

– Mr. Li :: “It’s an accident” :: #JamesRay {really? I thought it was poison?} - 06-17 21:57:44

– Retweet of just jacqui (justjacqui3) Li explains how reasonable people would do what #JamesRay did not do - 06-17 21:58:38

– “The State has failed to prove that there are not toxins involved” … #JamesRay … #logic - 06-17 22:01:13

– Mr. Li :: “I’m trying my hardest” … ah … how adorable … #JamesRay - 06-17 22:03:10

– “Where’s the proof of conditioning” asks Mr. Li after his 60 objections to Rick Ross. #JamesRay - 06-17 22:03:54

– Mr. Li asks the jury to imagine him standing behind Ms. Polk whining during her rebuttal … I agree … do do that. #JamesRay - 06-17 22:05:43

– Retweet of Tom McFeeley (TomMcFeeley) Mr. Li, your boss, Brad Brian “went to the media.” So stop picking on brave Dr. Bunn #jamesray - 06-17 22:06:36

– Retweet of just jacqui (justjacqui3) Uh oh…Li started over again #JamesRay - 06-17 22:07:12

– Mr. Li gives the criminal a shoulder rub. #JamesRay - 06-17 22:21:23

– “Mr. Ray is not guilty of any offense at all” … #JamesRay - 06-17 22:22:19

– Mr. Li goes out with … “I’ve done my best” … who cares? #JamesRay - 06-17 22:24:21

– Standing ovation {from some drunken smurfs} #JamesRay - 06-17 22:25:18

– Recess until Tuesday morning. Ms. Polk :: then we’re done. So I say for the third day in a row … ONE more day. #JamesRay - 06-17 22:27:25

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