The Felon and the Hammer - Part 3
12 Mar 2009 :: by sd :: CommentsCouch Surfing Hobo Ori Bengal tweeted this to The Salty Droid regarding the MC Hammer/Evil Jowls situation ::
“I was one of the people that messaged MC Hammer that day, so he’s not lying about that. I’m looking- went through many many pages. do you know the date it was around?”
To which I prickishly replied ::
“It was on Imaginary 3rd, TwoThousand and Fake >> My Guess!”
@CouchSurfingOri would have none of my BullCrap and went scanning 100’s of past timeline pages :: This in spite of his long and brutal battle with ADHD. Well guess what you stupid, arrogant, belligerent, over-confident Droid?? {oh christ … don’t tell me} >> YEP!!
Evil Jowls Makes a Pass at MC Hammer {evidence}
Evil Jowls Begs Tweeps for Help {evidence}
Ori the Hyper Hobo follows instructions {evidence}
Enuff tweeps comply to force Evil Jowls to turn off the taps {evidence}
Droid vs. Droid – Volume 1
DevilDroid :: So why is this whole saga missing from Twitter Search?
AngelDroid :: Interesting question … but fucking irrelevant!
DevilDroid :: Well why didn’t the chicken-shit come and defend himself if he knew it was true? It’s been FIVE days?
AngelDroid :: Maybe because you’re terrifyingly psychotic? Maybe because he doesn’t fucking answer to you? Maybe because he sucks at Twitter and couldn’t find it?
DevilDroid :: But he probably WAS lying about the scope! 900? Give me a Break!!
AngelDroid :: BIG FUCKING DEAL ASSHOLE! Who cares about catching someone in an exaggeration? It’s like catching someone in a yawn!!
DevilDroid :: But …
AngelDroid :: SHUT IT FUCK-NUTS!
DevilDroid :: Fine! God I hate you! Stupid Pig-Fuck AngelDroid …
AngelDroid :: I forgive you!
>> bleep bloop
Is Evil Jowls Perry Belcher a liar, felon, computer fraudster, sick people hating, shit eating monkey? Yep. 4 Sure!! Is The Salty Droid going to make him wish he were never born? Let’s Hope!!
Did Perry Belcher completely fabricate the MC Hammer story at StomperNet this weekend as I have so blisteringly {and repeatedly} suggested? HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.
{Big Ups! to Ori for reading the original post ::> taking the time to find the old Tweets ::> and leaving a rather insightful comment on the orignal post. Even though he basically just stuck it to me … it still represents Twitter at its MOST fun!}
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