Tony Parinello :: Living in VITO’s Flow
Listen to a free preview of: “Living in the Flow”
{lame 80′s music}
“Its time for a new way of living. It’s time to live with more elegance, fulfillment, joy, and true wealth. It’s time to create your perfect plan for a more meaningful and masterful life.”
{lame 80′s music starts to get excited}
“It’s time to live in the flow! Your host, James Arthur Ray, is an internationally renowned personal success strategist, visionary, and best selling author. Mentor to over ten million people, and thousands of successful organizations. His methods and mindsets will teach you to live life in the flow, regardless of what comes your way. Now open you spirit, mind, and body and get ready to live an inspired, adventurous, and fulfilling life. Get ready to LIVE IN THE FLOW!”
All this and so much less if you sign up for James Death Ray’s new non-ironic personal development frauduct “for a small monthly membership of only $97 per month… that’s less than $25 per week to accomplish the life you deserve.”
Sold! You had me at hello/elegance. How could a sales pitch with that many adventurous and inspiring renowned personal success adjectives be wrong? And frankly :: I’m sick of living without elegance. It’s been too damn long since the last time I heard someone whisper :: “I love his elegance” :: as I rolled by. I deserve better. I deserve elegance :: and dresses :: and strapless pumps. I deserve to live underneath the flow! {vigorous applause!}
James Ray needs him some mo’ money. His problems keep piling up :: but his income has run as dry as a billy goat’s teets. Time to do some sweet sweet sellin’. The “product” is a fake radio show teaching you how to have a successful life :: JAR style. Example:
Problem: You wish you were famous.
JAR Harmonic Solution™: Kill some people. It’s sure to get noticed
Problem: Your relationship with your spouse is stagnating?
JAR Harmonic Solution™: Why not kill some people?
Problem: You don’t have herpes.
JAR Harmonic Solution™: Get it :: and then kill some people.
But the master of success is unable to bring us this fake radio program all by his lonesome. He needs to partner with Business Broadcasting dot Biz. Why would Ray need to partner with :: and thus pay :: another “company” just to distribute some lame MP3′s over the web when he’s already been doing shit like that for years? Perhaps plentiful multi-thousand dollar refund requests {plus a triple homicide charge} has rendered James Ray unable to process payments. Much success!
You’d think it would be hard for Death Ray to find someone willing to associate their name and business with his manipulation and death schemes :: but you’d be wrong. Cause people suck it :: hard core! Tony Parinello :: prick proprietor of Business Broadcasting :: lives by the used car salesman’s Pyrite Rule: Do unto others whatever you can to render their money unto you. Amen.
Tony Parinello doesn’t care that at least four people were KILLED at James Ray events last year. He doesn’t care that more than 20 others were seriously injured. He doesn’t care that Death Ray owes hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of refunds that he’ll never be able to issue. He doesn’t care that “mentor to over 10 million people” is a ludicrously implausible lie. He doesn’t care that James Ray International is insolvent and saddled with unreasonably high debts. He doesn’t care that Liz Neuman was left to die alone as a Jane Doe :: or that Colleen Conway was left ruined on the floor of a mall. Tony Parinello just doesn’t fucking care.
Tony :: like James :: is qualified to be part of the self-help/personal development business by virtue of his background in high pressure sales … and his illustrious non-education. He has a series of gimmicky bull crap sales books based around quite possibly the lamest fucking acronym of all time. VITO :: Very Important Top Officer.
Selling to VITO: The Very Important Top Officer
Secrets of VITO: Think and Sell Like a CEO
I have not read any of these turds :: but I can tell you from my vast experience mentoring over a million Fortune 100 companies :: the best way to find a “Very Important Top Officer” is to peddle your wares at roadside lemonade stands :: and/or 4th grade clubhouses. Because it’s primarily the 9 – 11 year old business person demographic that is likely to assign such a title. You may also be able to schedule a selling opportunity with the …
Super Top Top Officer {STTO}
Senior Vice President of Very Important Stuff {SVPoVIS}
Assistant to the Number One Top Person {ANOTP}
Craig’s Aunt Tina {CAT}
Phony Tony tells us more about VITOs on his “squares are the only shape” website :: open up your mind and body holes for The VITO Story …
“I’ve trained the majority of the Fortune 100 sales teams on how to get appointments with and sell to difficult to reach CEOs, Presidents and owners – the people I call VITO (the Very Important Top Officer). I’ve talked to more VITOs, interviewed more VITOs and have taught more salespeople how to get to VITOs than anybody else.
I tell you that, not to impress you, but to impress upon you the point that VITO Selling has been tested extensively in the field. In other words: This stuff works.”
The “majority of Fortune 100 sales teams” huh? Talked to more VITOs than “anybody” else? What impressive lies. If you are going to lie … might as well make them as ridiculous as possible. Very Important Top Officers can’t respect a modest liar :: it shows a lack of initiative.
Tony has been so successful selling to VITOs that he has been able to retire to doing what he really loves :: pushing self-help manipulation scams for low life murdering bastards. Because if you’re not doing what you love with your life :: then you ain’t living in the flow.
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Let the LEAN-P flow !! Let the LEAN-P flow! It just angers me that there are so many people who still don’t get it. How can you support murderers; OBVIOUS MURDERS Hello!??
Are these people dead inside or what?
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A couple of alternatives:
Voice
Inside
Talks
Obsessively
Venereal disease
Is
The
Outcome
WINNER!! ::
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That intro voice reminds me of the synthesized voices of 80′s classic rock radio DJs with the big ballsy voice that isn’t natural to any male and the sex kitten voice of the female sidekick on morning shows.
If James Ray is living in the flow he is really oblivious. If James Ray currently has enough joy (well, any would be too much), if he isn’t wishing he didn’t want to deal with a particular issue, and if he didn’t wish that this phase of his life was over, he is really in denial.
Love how the word “counter-intuitive” is used to suggest that JRI’s bat-shit crazy ideas are some sort of genius.
I think I’ll squander my $25 per week some other way.
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Wow, another floating turd production by James Ray. I wonder at what point in the program he goes over when to start killing people and how that works into the “flow”
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I was really disgusted with Salty when I read the headline. I thought the post was going to be all about sick-o pervs with urine fetishes.
Thank gawd it was only about murdering murders and the scum bags that will suck them off in a dirty shower stall for a buck.
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Well at least his advertising is getting a bit closer to reality. Let this idiot get any control over your life you’ll certainly find yourself “in the flow” very quickly. Back home in Australia, we refer to it euphemistically as being “up a well known tributary”.
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Yakaru Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
(Up shit creek, that is, of course!)
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Nikki Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 7:14 am
@Yakaru, and without a paddle!
Thumb rings just don’t work so well at propelling a vessel through the merde…
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From Ray’s site:
“Oh, and by the way…you can listen to the live broadcast on your computer, cell or, telephone!”
Grammatical error, James. You mean of course “…on your computer, IN YOUR cell, or on your telephone.”
WINNER!! ::
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What do James Ray, Dr. Michael Bernard Beckwith, Colleen Conaway and Coretta Scott King have in common?
The web of deception runs deep…
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Ultra Valerian Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
@6 degrees of seperation,
Do all roads lead to Oprah?
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6 degrees of seperation Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
@Ultra Valerian, worse than that; death – emailed Salty with some pretty interesting tid bits found on Michael Bernard Beckwith’s dubious back ground and connections
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Hippo Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
@6 degrees of seperation,
Didn’t Oprah fawn all over that guy Beckwith also?
I’m starting to feel queasy. As bad as this stuff is, I’m sure there’s TONS that I have no idea about.
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6 degrees of seperation Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 10:03 am
@Hippo, apparently, allegedly, rumour has it that the good Doctor Michael Beckwith can cure kidney disease and cancer all through his thought vibrations!
Coretta Scott King was a close follower of the good doctor and believed in his every word during her illness.
In fact, there are nasty rumors floating around about the good doctor having been partly responsible for her and her daughter’s deaths.
Mrs. King’s daughter dropped dead overnight on the streets of Santa Monica shortly after her mother died.
Alas, these are uncomfirmed, so keep it in mind.
PS Dr Michael Beckwith does frown on medical treatments while preaching inside the confines of Agape Live, but keeps a tight lip on that topic while on TV.
Michael Beckwith knows the money consciousness.
EVERY GODDAMN THING in the his church has a price tag, while preaching at people to give freely and how this will come back to them some how.
Surprised that he doesn’t have pay toilets installed yet. Reminds me of a synagogue I once visited that had a gift shop right in the entrance way.
Everywhere you go someone is trying to sell you something : worse than a seminar full of marketers. _vomit_
Salty if you are indeed in LaJolla then you may be interested in visiting Culver City for a spell or two
the Interwebz are talking
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6 degrees of seperation Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
@Hippo, yes Oprah did fawn over Michael Beckwith too. Allegedly, these “secrets” we are discovering on this blog comes as no surprise to Oprah, who it is rumored, already knew about these characters and what they are about long ago. Allegedly, Oprah will put just about anyone on her show for higher ratings and a price.
Cosmic Connie Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
In my mind, the good Rev. Dr. Beckwith will always be associated with The Three Amigos $2,000 Briefcase Scam of 2007/2008 — a dubious MLM venture in which he partnered with Scientist Bob Proctor and Jack “Chicken Soup” Canfield.
http://tinyurl.com/24982pm
To his credit (or so I thought at the time), Beckwith backed out of it for a while in the beginning, but jumped right back in not long afterward. The Amigos were playing on the popularity of The Secret, so much so that Rhonda Byrne and company actually issued a public statement that the briefcase program was not affiliated with T.S. Productions. Even many Secret fans were dismayed at the blatant money-grab aspects of the briefcase program, and Oprah herself was reportedly unhappy about it too, although most of the links substantiating what I’m saying seem to have long since been removed.
There are a lot more facts coming out about Michael Bernard Beckwith and his supporters and paid shills from Agape.
The Secret promoted an entire gang of con-artists and crooks, without exception.
There is a seperate thread about Michael Beckwith, and also one of his promoters, who goes by the fake name Dr. Alex Benzer, but who’s real name is Ali Binazir.
He posted in the thread below, and was dishonest from the get-go, and has since disappeared when confronted with the facts of his dishonesty.
Alex Benzer (Ali Binazir) uses the exact same covert mass persuasion and modern hypnosis techniques abused by James Ray, Byron Katie, and Michael Beckwith.
The Visionary Rev. Dr. Michael Beckwith cures kidney disease / cancer?
“Dr.” Alex Benzer aka Ali Binazir, taoofdating.com hypnosis abuse
[forum.rickross.com]
Another extremely dangerous and lethal scammer coming out of The Secret is James Arthur Ray.
James Arthur Ray and the multiple deaths from his seminars [forum.rickross.com]
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Ross Jeffries Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
@There are a lot of facts surfacing about Michael Bernard Beckwith,
Oh good ghost of Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Ali is one of my former students(as is Eben Pagan). Oh shit. I think I will just go somewhere and have a good cry.
Ali finished med school but NEVER got licensed and never practiced a day of medicine in his life. He does have a legit MD degree.
Oh shit……he’s hooked up with Beckwith? Beckwith ALWAYS gave me the creeps. He was on a flight with me to Atlanta and man, was he creepy.
I’ve been to Agape to cruise for chicks but it was so boneheaded and stupid, even the lure of new age poontang couldn’t keep me from walking out.
RJ
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The introduction says the James Ray has mentored to over 10 million people… Wabba? Really? I answered the phone at JRI for almost 2 years… We didn’t get THAT many phone calls!!!! And when we did get call and emails from people asking James for advice we were directed to tell them James was such a busy man that he didn’t have time to talk to them. (As nice as possible of course!) It is just an out and out lie and exaggeration. This man is such a pathological liar! Where is the truth in advertising!
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Jake Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
@Amy Hall, advertising is about selling you a fantasy.
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_cartman_ Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
@Amy Hall,
My guess is he is using an extremely loose interpretation of “mentored”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t consider all the people that may have seen him on The Secret, as people he “mentored”.
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Nikki Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 4:51 am
@_cartman_, or more to the point, everyone that might have ever heard of ‘The Secret’, or about wealth as a concept, or in fact anyone that breathes.
Oh, wait, even that isn’t a detractor for him – everyone *must* have been mentored by Jay-Ray, in his head, he is the reason the world spins.
In my world, he’s the reason the gag-reflex exists.
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Yakaru Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 5:24 am
@_cartman_,
That’s a loose interpretation of the term “loose interpretation”! On JAR’s definition he’s mentored you, me, Barak Obama, Yavapai Sherrif’s Office, and the inmates of Verde Valley Correctional Center.
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Duff Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I would like to thank my “mentor” James Arthur Ray for helping me to see that this psychopath James Arthur Ray attracted the deaths of 4 by his actions and thoughts, and for helping me to wake up from the trance of self-help gooroos.
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Hippo Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 7:53 am
@Amy Hall,
Perhaps James Ray is taking is cue from Scientology.
CO$ counts “eight million members” by including everyone who ever bought a book from them, took a course from them, or filled out a survey card.
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Nothing new with fake gods and gullible people. Check this:
“Beyond the bible, the historian Josephus supplies some insights. Writing toward the end of the first century, himself an eye-witness of the Roman destruction of Jerusalem in 70 A.D, he tells us that the region was filled with “cheats and deceivers claiming divine inspiration” (Jewish War, 2.259-60; Jewish Antiquities, 20.167), entrancing the masses and leading them like sheep, usually to their doom. The most successful of these “tricksters” appears to be “the Egyptian” who led a flock of 30,000 believers around Palestine (Jewish War, 2.261-2; Paul is mistaken for him by a Roman officer in Acts 21:38). This fellow even claimed he could topple the walls of Jerusalem with a single word (Jewish Antiquities, 20.170), yet it took a massacre at the hands of Roman troops to finally instill doubt in his followers.”
Some people want to be believed in and most people WANT to believe in someone. Or something. The methods and techniques are secondary to the desire to believe; surely the fakes spoken of didn’t have NLP to conthousands.
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Biz N A Box Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:36 pm
@Ross Jeffries, Josephus has been found to be a fraud dubmass.
How ironic that a slimy cheat like you is sitting here talking shit about fake gods, and your internet marketer friends, when you yourself are not only a scam artist, but also a 2 faced back-biting con at that.
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Biz N A Box Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
@Ross Jeffries, what do you believe in ?
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“As the SVPoVIS of James Ray Companies International Unlimited Inc., I have been in the flow for more than 1200 years. I don’t say that to impress you but to impress upon you that even though I’m older than Methuselah, I still look not a day older than 900. What’s my secret? Steroids. That and a little pact with the devil.”
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