Sean McAlister Gets Got

Sean McAlister has a turd of a company that he and his drunk stupid mommy decided to call JVProductLauch. Sean and his hommies over JVPL will help you launch a massively overpriced fruaduct via dubious affiliate relationships. It doesn’t sound very exciting until you hear the background music …

Sean McAlister was JVPL’ing James Malinchak’s Millionaire Secrets Revealed frauduct :: and so had a direct financial interest in my shockingly popular post of almost the same name. Sean decided to try and save the launch by misrepresenting himself and his interests on this blog … not a particularly good idea.

Now presenting Sean McAlister as “Gotcha” :: a microcosm of the fake robot project …

gotcha … gotcha

@Gotcha …

It’s Funny that you slander people under the pretense that your some big bad lawyer when in fact you are not licensed to practice law in Illinois.

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As Per the Illinois ARDC

Full Licensed Name: Jason M. Jones

Full Former name(s): None
Date of Admission as Lawyer
by Illinois Supreme Court: August 2, 2005

Registered Business Address:
1101 S State St Apt 902
Chicago, IL 60605-3181

Registered Business Phone:
(312) 237-0275

===> Illinois Registration Status:
Not authorized to practice law as attorney is not currently registered with ARDC and has not demonstrated required MCLE compliance
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Are you not as bad as the people you are on a witch hunt for?

If you really want to help people, why don’t you investigate all of the Crap Clickbank Garbage and really get douche bags who are screwing people over.

I’m not one to get into this kind of stuff…..but practice what you preach or the “Droid Exposed” will be doing it’s own investigating.

Boop Boop….You got Bopped!

what?? …

@Gotcha,

You in-depth investigation uncovered something you could’ve found on this site?? Everyone who can read already knows that he no longer chooses to practice as an attorney. He’s made it perfectly clear. You look like a complete idiot. “Droid Exposed”, my ass.

*SaltyDroid …

@Gotcha ::

Way to go Sherlock.

You would have a point {and a good one} if I was offering legal services without keeping my licence in order.

But I’m not offering my legal services {or any services} :: and I very much don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. As far as I know :: there is no obligation that I keep completing useless CLE credits and paying big monies to the State Bar in order to ethically practice as a fake robot.

Real tasteful pasting in my home address. I’ve since moved … maybe you can “gotcha” me on that too.

Gotcha …

@what??, lol…

Ok… that;s why he claim that he’s licensed to practice….

I thought he was about Exposing the bad guys, who spew bad info…when in fact he is no better, spreading his Frauduct info in an effort to advance a biased and devious agenda.

As I said….if the goal is to expose the “Bad Guys” there is a list a MILE Long that are Legitimate Scams.

@SD,

So why do you FALSELY Claim that you are Licensed In the State of Illinois on your Bio?

You’re no better but….it doesn’t matter because misery loves company….

And by the way….your address is public info when you registered with the Supreme Court……you know….right?

SaltyDroid …

@Gotcha,

I am licensed in Illinois you genius … that’s what you just pointed to … my inactive licence.

Sorry you embarrassed yourself chuckles :: at least you’re anonymous.

Gotcha …

@SD,

Boy….it’s no wonder you don’t practice law…

“Not authorized to practice law as attorney is not currently registered with ARDC and has not demonstrated required MCLE compliance ”

Just because you registered…does not mean your licensed…

and sorry your embarrassing yourself.

SaltyDroid …

@Gotcha ::

Yep … you’re stupid. You have no idea what you’re talking about … yet you keep talking.

I haven’t paid :: or done my CLE’s :: for like three years … and I couldn’t practice right now. If I decided I wanted to practice … then I’d get current and pay and all would be well. That’s how it works.

But I’m not going to pay :: or do my CLE’s :: cause I no want to be a lawyer no more.

Capiche?

Done talking about this … for at least a month … until the next illiterate jackass brings it up.

Dave …

@Gotcha, You are a real moron, you know that? Any professional can be licensed and not practicing. For example, I am licensed in the State of NC to practice Engineering, however, my license is inactive for the same reason as SD is inactive in IL – I don’t feel like paying yearly when I don’t work there. If i ever decide to go back and practice, pay the fees, do the CEU’s, bingo-bammo, I am again in an active status.

Now if your brain was active…

Gotcha …

@Dave,

lol….what an idiot….unfortunately…your wrong…so sorry charlie.

@SD,

Of course your done talking about it because I’m hitting too close to home and your a coward.

That’s cool, I bet the Defamation of character and slander suits are piling up…and if not, we all know they will be.

LOLlerskater …

Looks like droidexposed.com, registered within hours of Gotcha’s original comment, already has some thought-provoking copy:

“Salty Droid Exposed Talk about Screwing People Over…Take a Look at Jason M. Jones”

AND

“Jason M Jones [AKA the “Salty Droid”] – The shit storm is heading his way. Bookmark this page and tell your friends. Bizity Bop, Leave a comment or not….we don’t really care.”

I hope I hope I hope we can expect the same sort of hard-hitting investigative research that we’ve experienced to date from @Gotcha. I’d like the site to receive eleventy million visitors, because they’ll all be curious to check out the truth over here.

Gotcha …

lol…..what a bunch of fucking idiots……hide the comments, It’s funny when someone shits on your parade you all whine like a bunch of babies.

Matt Hardwad …

@Gotcha, lol u don’t get it. It’s not whining. Your comments are just deemed to be of relatively little value. Soon the post above will be hidden too, I predict. Say something of value and it might stick…

Dave …

@Gotcha,

Or should we call you James? Talk to yourself much? You are pretty cocky, for a moron. This will be interesting to watch.

Gotcha …

@Dave,

lol…if you think I’m James then you really are Stupid.

I actually came across this through another story and ended up here because it’s the main post at the moment.

Whilst I am totally on board with rooting out scammers and fraud products…there needs to be more exposure and it needs to be directed at the Mass Market of “Product Creators” who are creating $47, $77, $97, $197 products.

95% of which are ALL Rehashed “Private Label Rights” (PLR) or Blatently Ripped Off from someone else, repackaged and produced again.

These are the products that Sell Thousands of Units and Screw Thousands of people.

More people can afford $100 than $1000 the Scammers know this….and feed into it, along with TRUE SPAM Tactics, email buys etc.

Ultimately before you know it…the average Joe, who really wants to make it in business spends WAY more than $1000 over time, becomes jaded and then ultimately attacks everyone and everything.

And for the rest who lost their money, due to in-action, or the “Magic Bullet”, get rich overnight syndrome…well there is just no hope for them until they realize that no matter what you do in life it takes work to become successful.

Wannabe Producer …

@Gotcha,

Just thinkin…. a guy who would spend too much time (or money) tweeting and posting “I’m not a scammer” would probably spend an equal amount of time (or money) trying to convince the highest ranked scam-catcher website that he isn’t a scammer.

And also thinkin… an immature imbecile would make the “you’re not an attorney” argument over and over and OVER again even after many people have illustrated why that argument is false.

And a self-affected narcissist would set up the droid-scam wesbite, or whatever the hell you did… that’s kind of like the fat kid on the playground taking his 1/2 eaten candy bar and sitting under the tree by himself because everyone is making fun of him. Sorry – that might have been a little deep.

You’re creating a perpetual motion machine of bullshit. You might have to look up “perpetual” since there’s no “I” in your IQ.

Have a great day.

Gotcha …

lol…it seems Jason (Salty Dick) tried to give a go with Affiliate Marketing once upon a time in his miserable life…

In the BUTT ACNE Niche…lol.

Talk about FTC violations…it’s funny the link is dead now (squidoo page), I suppose it was the fact that he could relate to peoples Butt Acne Problems…when in reality this was not the case.

I guess if the shoe fits wear it. It takes an asshole to know one.

Practice what you preach bitch….

http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Jason_Michael_Jones

(I can’t wait for this to get deleted, or argued that it was not the SaltyDick)

Clark …

@Gotcha,

Wikipedia lists 8 “Jason Jones” alone, so what makes you think that pimplybutt is in fact the droid?

And why do you know how his dick tastes?

Question over questions…

You Discovered America …

@Gotcha,

Way to go Christopher! Not really. You’ve discovered ancient history fucktard.

Injun Samurai …

@Gotcha,

Yawn… You’re new around here, so I’m gonna throw you bone, try to pay attention:

1. Leaving comments on a thread written about you, your employer, or one of your friends, while posting under an anonymous name is called ‘Brunsoning’ – The Saltydroid actually functions as a watchdog community, and we all recognize each others handles, a new bird like you showing up, defending a target and attacking the droid – it’s trite and transparent… And it makes you and whoever you’re defending look like dipshits…

Alternative forms of trolling such as:

Option 1: Showing yourself the victim of the target, then making up a story about how the target remedied the situation and redeemed themselves… We like that kind of shit, because it’s creative…

Option 2: Come straight forward with your name and identity, then be a dick… You’ll get ‘quacks like a duck’ points with the Droid community, because the Droid is saying you’re a dick, and then you act like a dick, so we’ll respect you for that… And oddly enough, your credibility will improve…

Optional Musts:

1. You must never never use the words “dick”, “salt”, and “butt acne” in the same sentence unless they are in quotes and italicized.

2. Avoid old nonsense that was dealt with a long time ago, it makes you look stupid because you’re just here to defend yourself or your friend, and all the regular readers are like “Does this idiot even realize how transparent he is?” Note: The “butt acne”, “skin care” thing was dealt with long ago…

That’s it, just follow those few simple suggestions and in no time your trolling will be something you can be proud of. Right now, your comments are just pathetic spam, you’re not even really trolling…

Gotcha …

@Injun Samurai,

You are all a bunch of morons and I suspected no less of a response.

Let me ask you…in what year does James claim he first heard of Affiliate Marketing??

Now check out the date on the articles….

If only that account could be deleted….lol

…but your right…it’s all nonsense.

And although I appreciate your time, thought and effort to psychoanalyze me but sadly you’ve missed the mark.

I’m on the same mission to keep people in check. And when someone crosses the line between Tabloid and Defamatory it’s not right.

Cosmic Connie …

@Gotcha, How many times do you have to be told? The contraction for “you are” is “you’re,” not “your.” I usually don’t put on my editor’s hat in forums like this, but you’re [and that’s the CORRECT usage] driving me to distraction.

SaltyDroid …

Sean McAlister :: aka @Gotcha :: you should have firewalled your DroidExposed site … do you know what that means?

Here you go stud :: http://saltydroid.info/7-ways-to-respond-maturely-to-criticism/

You should be careful about making statements that you know to be false :: I hear someone around here is a lawyer.

I’m sorry I’m interrupting your boy’s launch … oh wait … no I’m not.

Gotcha …

@SD,

I posted this on the other thread.

Ok, so we all knew it was a matter of time….….and NO I’m not that stupid with the site…perhaps I wanted to be found.

The deal is, as I said, I think there are a ton of Product Creators out there who are taking advantage of people that deserve legitimate scrutiny and investigating that are doing far more damage.

Your focus seems centered around a certain group of people, when there are far more “Syndicate” types out there.

I’m just sounding the horn…( as bad as that may seem)

when the constant circulation of crap, poorly thought out and mis-managed marketing campaigns and the rest…it effect People who are otherwise trying to do a good thing it effects a boat load of people.

But this is the tip of the iceberg…and there needs to be more.

So Sue me… well I hope not, everything in fun

Because I agree.

There are plenty of people you have called out who genuinely deserve it (cough… James Ray). It’s harder and harder to figure out what’s good, ethical and legit anymore.

I battle this everyday in the industry.

I understand your position with your site and applaud the success of it, but if your really looking out for the consumer broaden your search …and there is a fine line between tabloid and defamatory.

Sean McAlister’s Unpaid Affiliate …

@Gotcha aka Sean McAlister,

Just got your e-mail. I should try that in my business when I can’t or don’t want to pay my bills. Because real businesses do this all the time . . . . . {cues Sean McAlister’s e-mail}…………………..

Subject: December, Jan & Fab Commissions -Thank your For Your Support

Dear {Gullible and Naive Affiliate}:

I wanted to let you know that I paid commissions from December 13 – Feb 9th 2011. I know that we were delayed with December and January payments.

This is my fault, my mother passed away on Jan 2 2011 which caused me to fall behind.

As I mentioned in my email via Paypal :-), the good news is that things are back on track.

We’ve made several updates to theme and are working on some new additions including a new and enhanced

GoPages application.

I also included commissions for any refunded themes as an additional token of gratitude for your patients.

Let me know if you need anything.

More good things to come!

Highest Regards

Sean

PS… Feb 10, 2011 – March 10, 2011 commissions will be paid on April 15th.

Gotcha …

@Sean McAlister’s Unpaid Affiliate,

umm….?

Affiliates got paid….unlike some other folks out there. [cues salty…there’s another thing]

My mother died…what else can I say

Rafael Marquez …

@SD, Well then, that’s funny. Check out who your boy is promoting:

http://digg.com/seanmcalister

It reads like a who’s who of people featured here. Looks like he’s angry because you’re treading on his kajabi/malinchak/walker/andros turf.

@Gotcha, since you’re obviously still reading, please notice my proper use of “you’re” and “your” and see if you can follow suit in your response.

Sean McAlister …

@Rafael Marquez

You’re right…there are some things that may have considered twice looking back, but as I mentioned before sometimes people just make mistakes…I’m sure you’ve made one somewhere.

I was trying to transition more online still wrapping my head around affiliate marketing, legalities of it etc.

I even had my google adsense account banned because of mistakes that were made years ago. But that’s how we learn.

A mistake and an intentional screw are two different things.

And while I’m at it…..

Here’s The Deal With SPAM SITE

And I Hope EVERY AFFILIATE WHO READS THIS BLOG get’s this.

If you are registering to Promote something then promote it through ethical manners. Going out and creating these types of sites are absurd, misleading, bait and switch, you name it…it stinks.

Legitimate stuff…sure.

But to Sign Up and then put up Spam sights to siphon traffic should be banned. This is something that is not new…

It’s so easy to screw someones life up online. And when millions of people (who are on everyone’s list) get the same emails over and over (most of which do not include the proper FTC disclaimers)…there will be a revolution.

SaltyDroid …

@SeanMcalister ::

Couple of points for you …

1. papa don’t preach

2. thank you for what you’ve done here.

I’m sure this is all going to work out just fine for you. It’s all in fun and everything. I know I’m having loads of fun. I know the people that I talk to everyday whose lives have been fucking maimed think it’s real fun.

Go away and think about what you’ve done.

And go away he did :: but I think I just followed him … so I guess we’ll see how that turns out for Gotcha Sean McAlister.

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