Unaccredited Prestige

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The success or failure of an independent professional’s business is closely tied to that professional’s reputation. A dentist who develops a reputation for unnecessarily pulling teeth in support of his niche line of macabre jewelry :: for example … will shortly run out of patients.

Reputation is everything.

According to the various lawyers that Leonard Coldwell has hired to lose to me :: Lenny is himself just such an independent professional …

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Coldwell Case Files

This SaltyDroid story trilogy was eight months in the making :: it features …

… some beatdowns …

… some lawsuits …

… a German …

… a Texan …

… a Lawyer …

… a lie detector …

… a hypothetical Jew …

… and a semi-retired fake robot …

It’s gonna be fuckin’

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Krispen Culbertson William May Lawyer SEO & Associates

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Leonard Coldwell’s new lawyer-ish-type-person is just not that into me …

“But then, human beings aren’t as important as your grandiose ideas, are they?  Stalin and Hitler had the same idea, and you don’t even realize it. They didn’t get out much, either.”

… says he to me today.

In case you’re trying to calculate Godwin’s Law probabilities at home :: I’ll give you this data point …

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Leonard Coldwell … again?

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I just love to look at this picture and go :: wow … dumb.

It’s Leonard Coldwell and Peter Wink :: “Real Champion” castaways of Kevin Trudeau … showing off their suckcessfulness by modeling their matching IBMS Masters Society wedding rings. This must be the engagement photo …

leonard coldwell preggers

… I’d hate to presume :: but it sure looks like Lenny is already between 8 and 28 months pregnant.

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Merry Christmas Goodbye

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What if … I’d never fucking existed?

It’s easy enough to imagine :: cause fake robots aren’t even real … and I’ve recently been an unannounced absentee.

Another year is ending :: it’s dark and cold :: a great time to ask myself the tough questions … maybe contemplate suicide.

Is it a wonderful life?

{not really}

Merry Christmas

I imagine that my guardian angel :: come to talk me down from the bridge of my wintery discontent …

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