Kim and Sandy :: Episode 3
29 Sep 2010 :: by sd :: Comments
Nothing lasts forever.
{that’s what she said.}
Love is hard.
{that’s what she said}
Stop! :: That’s irritating me!
{that’s what she said!}
Anywayz :: Kim and Sandy are breaking up … sad but true. Another perfect bromance dashed upon the jersey shore. Theirs was a love conceived in warm mayonnaise … neckless :: feckless :: and throbbing with androgyny.
But there was another woman :: and she was man … sort of … more like a runt of man … and her name was Jeff Walker.
Andy Jenkins :: Hold me Jeff Walker.
Jeff Walker :: {holding} I love you Sandy! Tell me I’m tall and smart …
Andy Jenkins :: I love you too Mother!
Jeff Walker :: {no longer holding} Now squeal like a pig! I’ll make you a Product Launch Manager … no seriously … that’s like totally a real thing.
Andy Jenkins :: I’m The Boss.
Jeff Walker :: Squeal piggy :: SQUEAL!!!
And so it went … and so it goes.
There is much sadness in Kim’s black heart :: maybe he’ll die. Let’s hope.
What’s wrong with this fucking post?
It feels more like another big story teaser.
Either that or I’m hallucinating.
>> bleep bloop
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