Picture of Jeff Johnson’s Traffic Voodoo 2.0 Vagina

Part 2 in my vacation series of award winning non-posts …

In Part 1 we explored how Frank Kern was dead inside … but still oozing green pus … or something.

In Part 2 we examine how Jeff Johnson :: whose “Traffic Voodoo 2.0: Unstoppable Traffic” frauduct launch is up next for The Syndicate :: wears a pretty flower on his fanged face vagina … or something.

Gnomes ain’t down with vaginas … or something.

Traffic Voodoo 2.0

Jeff Johnson

Gnome

vagina

dot com

Traffic VooDoo

2.0

vagina

… or something

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