Are you KSW?  Or are you one of these skank ass bitches who doesn’t care about the world having the correct technology? And NO :: I’m not talking about donating iMacs to your local school system.  That’s just lame :: and it won’t do anyone any fucking good.  As if kids need experience working with computers.  Let them eat cake! Of course :: I’m talking about the only thing that really matters :: Keeping Scientology Working.
Apparently not enough people are KSW :: because Scientology is so so stupid :: and …

Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader :: a short film by Carey Burtt.
This short film {12 min} somehow manages to be quite adorable in spite of the two brainwashed murders. It provides a clear blueprint for any budding psychopath to start making a 6 :: 7 :: or even 8 figure income simply by sucking the life out of other humans.  It’s easy :: it’s fun :: and it’s a complete turn-key cult solution.  Yours FREE today just for signing up for my telepathic opt-in …

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This is part four of a three part series on Sheeple :: Cause I’ll do what I want!!
“What the hell are sheeple?” :: asks no one.  But then someone does ask :: because they struggle to understand portmanteaus :: and suddenly asking becomes all the rage and every last one of the sheeple steps up to the microphone and asks :: “What the hell are sheeple?”
Fucking sheeple … so predictable.
Previously we discussed {and then immediately forgot because uncomfortable …

Philip Zimbardo :: Stanford Psychology Professor :: and totally KickAss guy:

Most of the evil in the world comes about, not out of evil motives, but from somebody saying, “Get with program. Be a team player.”

Professor Zimbardo’s famous Stanford Prison Experiment is the last science nugget in this multi-award winning Sheeple series.
The Sheeple in this experiment were all students at Stanford.  Idiots :: Fools :: ChuckleHeads :: Brainless Rainbow Chasers?  Nope!  Smart as fuck :: over-achieving :: naive optimists.  The editor of this blog {also rumored to be “smart as fuck”} …

Which of the three turds on the right :: matches the turd on the left?  Wait :: Wait :: Don’t answer that yet.  First let the other people at your table answer …
Al Gore:  The correct answer is one … the hot chick at the death cover up party.
Bono:  It’s one … the dancing dark demon of disco.
Abraham Lincoln:  One.
Britney Spears: It’s one … “Oops, sometimes people die at the mall” girl.
… okay now you.  And everyone is going to hear your answer.
In the Asch Confromity Experiment :: it’s not …

Why didn’t James Arthur Ray’s Death Lodge victims get up and leave before their internal organs shut down?  It was hot as hell in there :: and it must’ve stunk of sweaty white people.  And why would anyone pay 10K for that crap-fest in the first place?
Why would otherwise smart people give Not-Doctor Kilstein $2,000 per month for Not-Coaching?
Why did Colleen jump?
Why did people pay $800 per month for BullShit StomperNet?
Why are Sheeple so fucking gullible?
Why? :: Why? :: Why? :: blah :: blah :: blah.
Why are we still asking …

In the central halls of the Doofus League :: evil glasses are being raised {pinkie out} to toast the end of The Salty Droid era.  “Boys :: James Arthur Ray’s life ending exploits have delivered us from the righteous retribution we so richly deserved :: Three cheers for murder :: Hip Hip”
Also many pleas from The People :: {small weeping fragile voices} “Droid please don’t abandon us for this new war. What ever would we do?  I guess we could cry and cry and cry like a bunch of whiny …

Memetics :: The study of self-replicating units of culture.  Ideas as genes :: Struggling to survive into the next generation. Ideas as microorganisms. Ideas with their own agendas and motivations.  Ideas with the will to live. We think we are in control of the ideas we have :: But maybe they control us :: Sneaky little bastards.
In this interesting {and short} TED talk :: Diane Benscoter discusses her time as a Moonie and postulates that a brain under the influence of a cult is temporarily rewired to produce results that …

Hey look! The FTC made a video about bizop scams :: And it doesn’t totally suck.  In fact, it’s actually pretty KickAss and informative. They even had the audacity to create a fully functioning embed link :: I’m shocked … and strangely pleased. Perhaps the Executive Branch has actually emerged from the DARK AGES.
Please take note that brave citizen admitting to being swindled for $25,000 was a police officer when he got hustled.  There seems to be a prevailing attitude that people who are taken in by the hustler’s unrealistic …