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The M Word

Manipulation :: if you act now :: for the whole family … and you can too!

A lot of weak and wimpy shiteaters out there think that manipulation is a bad thing :: but spider monster Naomi Dunford knows better …

... infantile manipulation ...

See :: everybody’s a master manipulator :: even PreemieJack and the other lil’ babies out there …

… fucking propagandists one and all.

Baby after baby demanding that their basic human needs be met by the person responsible for meeting those needs. It’s sick.

Dave Navarro released a blogging about blogging frauduct called :: More Buyers Mastermind

“14 of the web’s top influencers share their six- and seven-figure strategies”

Brian Clark Naomi Dunford Chris Brogran Yaro Starak Marie Forleo Darren Rowse Alexis Neely Danielle Laporte Laura Roeder Andrea J. Lee Tina Forsyth Clay Colins Lynn Terry Johnny B. Truant

For just $397 you can listen to Dave :: pretending to be an Internet success :: interviewing other fucknuts who are pretending to be Internet successes. Maybe if you pay to listen to enough phone calls between pretend successes :: you will have you some real success … I guess that’s how it works.

... maybe the advice is dumb ...

“You’re rich … I’m rich” :: says Naomi knowing that neither one of them are rich. It seems manipulative to sell an expensive product to the inexperienced based on completely false pretenses :: and it is :: but manipulation is totally cool now …

... manipulating manipulation ...

Naomi was doing an expensive product for “life coaches” :: so she took the time to look up the word manipulation in the dictionary before she told people they should be doing more of it. Turns out :: only one of the definitions of manipulation is bad … manipulation is “generally totally ethically neutral.”

According to the New Oxford American Dictionary …


verb [ with obj. ]

1. handle or control (a tool, mechanism, etc.), typically in a skillful manner: he manipulated the dials of the set.

  • alter, edit, or move (text or data) on a computer.
  • examine or treat (a part of the body) by feeling or moving it with the hand: a system of healing based on manipulating the ligaments of the spine.

2. control or influence (a person or situation) cleverly, unfairly, or unscrupulously: the masses were deceived and manipulated by a tiny group.

  • alter (data) or present (statistics) so as to mislead.

The lying cow mouth is right :: only one of the definitions of manipulation is bad … the one that’s applicable.

If it’s okay to manipulate clay into an ashtray :: or a Number1Dad coffee mug :: then it must also be okay to manipulate a 55 year-old divorcee out of all the money she has left in the world. The many blessings of psychopathic equivalency.

Manipulate or fail.

... love story ...

In hindsight that seems like foreshadowing …

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