>> bleep :: begin 80’s musical intro …

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ hungry
They stack the odds ’til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

>> bloop
Now I’m pumped!  Are you pumped?  Greg Hartle is pumped :: he’s the “cream of the fight” :: it’s …

Josh Fredrickson was living the life of a top tier Internet Marketer.  He no longer lived with his mother {allegedly} :: and he was the sole creator of the hit website joshf.org :: which was getting literally dozens of clicks per year :: and bringing in enough fat cash for him to comfortably feed his two cats {She-she and Mr. BigglesBottom}.  Massive prosperity was right around the corner.  But just to keep from getting bored while he waited patiently for his rainbow shitting unicorn to show up :: he took …

Josh and Megan Fredrickson :: two beautiful humanitarians looking to make the world a better place.  Do they sometimes have to cover up a death {or four} to finish the world changing work of the fake lord? Megan: “I, uh, no, I mean maybe, I don’t quite … yeah … okay totally! But just a few small ones. Is it cold in here … or is that just my soullessness?”
Megan and Josh have been with J-Ray since way back in the day.  A rumor {just started by me} says that …

Mania Megan Fredrickson is the Director of Operations for the prestigious seminar/death company James Ray International.  JRI has a small staff of poorly paid employees :: and a large staff of dreamy slave labor.  Megan is James Ray’s right thigh man :: oh did I say thigh? :: cause I meant to say hand.  No … I meant thigh.

“And then throughout the lodge just be a support for him and I guess mostly that means when he would physically stand up to put the water in he’d have to walk …

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about the tragedy :: nay the ignominy :: involving James Arthur Ray. It seems that Mr. Ray :: who only wants to help people grow in spiritual/magickal/quantum ways :: is being treated unconscionably by the tyrants of Arizona.

Unconscionable {adjective}: oppressive, not right or reasonable, exceptionally unfair or oppressive, shocking to conscience.

Oh my god … don’t tell me they scalped him! God damn it Arizona :: how many times do you need to be told? YOU CAN’T SCALP PEOPLE :: it’s fucked …

To all of our dear friends in successful plenitude:
Seasons Greetings from James Arthur Ray and the {mostly laid off} staff of James Ray International.
It’s been a busy year here at JRI. We are sure that you’ve had just as much success in your financial businesses as we have here at James Ray’s house of goodness and light.
The year started off harmonically with our annual New Year’s Gala for the members of the World Wealth Society.  Everyone at that splendid event agreed that James was the one true God and the …

:: Home for Sale ::
11964 Crest Place, Beverly Hills, 90210
4 bed // 5 bath // 7,234 sq ft {bachelor pad}

Fortunately for you lucky home buyer, this beautiful contemporary Mediterranean in tasteful Beverly Hills has just come back on the market.  It was purchased in March of this year by famed motivational speaker James Arthur Ray for a modest $4,000,000 in blood money. He has manifested this home with powerful quantum energies and increased its value by e = mc².  Unfortunately, due to a tiny bit of criminal negligence and death, …

What were you doing on July 25, 2009?
The Salty Droid was sleeping off a 2 day bender of attack blogging :: the results of which marked the beginning of the end of Perry Belcher {fond memories link} :: and the immediate end of my much loved {at least by me} Twitter account.
Greg Hartle {seen here partying like it’s 1999} :: one of the senior staff members at James Ray International :: still had his Twitter account on July 25th and micro-blogged this upbeat gem at 1:54 pm pacific …

“Just witnessed …

There was a fancy party the night of Colleen Conaway’s death. Michelle Goulet {seen here smiling and line dancing} left the party for a moment to call Colleen’s phone and pretend to look for her.

Megan’s joke about people in ‘trances’ is really hilarious.  Right?  So hilarious.  What could go wrong putting fragile people into trances :: exploiting their emotions :: em-bed-ing commands?  Oh that’s right :: people could die. Ha ha ha. So fucking hilarious …
Megan’s Twitter and Facebook profile picture ::

Same black dress :: same light fixtures :: …