James Arthur Ray :: frumpy parasite :: is going to fucking jail {one hopes}.
Death Ray continues to hard-sell the dream :: but the dream has died the death of a dream that never lived.

When Mr. Ray’s house was recently foreclosed on, his parents took him in, and he has since resided in their home in Oceanside, California. [Defense Presentence Memo]

Harmonic Wealth.
Girlfriend … gone.

Harmonic Sex.

During the trial, his attorneys argued that the deaths were accidental, perhaps due to some unknown toxin that might have been present … jurors were not persuaded. …

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A few years ago NBC was all about dry humping James Arthur Ray. They :: and their lazy affiliates :: brought him on multiple times as an “expert” on finance :: or success :: or whatever the fuck.
“Oh James! You’re so steroid & fake tan adorable. Love me! Tell us all about the success of being an Oprah guest. Your book has the word wealth in the title :: what’s it like to have infinite wealth :: success :: and happiness? I think the viewers would love to know. Oh what’s …

PZ Myers is an evil fucking scumbag.
Maybe not actually. That’s a bit too exciting.
Redundant dirtbag :: or derivative {saggy} dickbag … are probably both more accurate.
The Internets tell me that PZ Myers is an “outspoken atheist” :: which I think probably sounds something like this …

“There is no God … and we can’t let him win.”

I guess outspoken atheists do things like making a Hajj to Kentucky’s The Creation Museum :: where they walk around pointing at things they don’t believe in with a vending-machine-potato-chip fueled sense of superiority. Oh and of course Dinosaur rides :: available even to those with diminished …

FUCK YOU James Arthur Ray :: you motherfucking motherfucker!!
I’m back bitches!  Believe it!
Longest break ever :: but you stupids just kept clicking like a bunch of sheeple :: so I guess I’ll do what I want! No consequences!
Exclamation points!!
Remember when James Arthur Ray got convicted of negligent homicide?  Yeah … it was so awesome.
Fuck you James Arthur Ray :: you suck monkey! Did I already say that? Sorry :: I’m just passionate :: like Luis Li … except in a non-douchey-poser kind of way.
Self-imposed “ban on senselessly excessive profanity while covering …

Who killed Colleen Conaway?
It’s been more than a year and a half :: and although the question is all but answered :: there has still been no official investigation into the dubious circumstances surrounding the sad and senseless death of Colleen Conaway :: American girl.
Colleen died :: for no reason :: at 1:43 on July 25th 2009 :: while attending James Arthur Ray’s Creating Absolute Wealth seminar in San Diego. It wasn’t Colleen’s first Ray event :: she’d been swirling around in his vortex of lies and covert controls for …

One year ago today :: Colleen’s last day.
At 1:43 pacific :: Colleen’s long trip to the mall ended with a three story fall. Colleen’s life was over :: the lives of her family and friends … permanently twisted tragic.
Colleen’s sister Lynn asks in an email to friends and family {and me!} …

“I ask you all to pray for her and remember her today as she lived…not as she died.”

Well we can definitely do part of that here in fake robot land … but we didn’t know Colleen as she lived … and now …

When you’re a JET,
You’re a JET all the way.
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.
{jazz hands}
JET in JRI speak = Journey Expansion Team
That “journey” was “expanding” toward a better world in which aging parasite James Arthur Ray had more money :: and other peeps had less money.  One can hope!
The JETs were an important part of James Ray International’s coercive persuasion sales funnel. Small groups were organized over the Internet based on geography.  They had meetings and chat-ups and reinforced one another’s Harmonic Mindedness.  When Death Ray would ride into town on …

“Creating Absolute Wealth” :: it’s like creating relative wealth … only more impossibler.
Colleen Conaway died at James Arthur Ray’s Creating Absolute Wealth event last July in San Diego. It’s cool though … it wasn’t his fault.  The cover-up wasn’t about concealing guilt or anything :: it was just for fun.  You know how fun a good cover-up can be {like raping a lion} :: so when the opportunity presented itself … carpe diem mother fuckers … cover-up!
For reasons that only lame brain dick weed Mark Fabiani must understand :: Death …

>> bleep :: begin 80′s musical intro …

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ hungry
They stack the odds ’til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

>> bloop
Now I’m pumped!  Are you pumped?  Greg Hartle is pumped :: he’s the “cream of the fight” :: it’s …

CNN talks with Melinda Martin :: a “high level” .. “senior” :: employee at James Ray International.  Except not really … because The Droid has not spent a single moment plotting her inglorious doom … so she can’t be that high a level.  Anyone “high level” currently has their ass on the line in a triple homicide investigation :: and they ain’t gonna be gonna talking to CNN any time soon.  Maybe a reality show …

Fall Guy :: See which stupid duped sheep waits too long to speak with authorities …